I'm assuming that was a joke by Flexy. I don't smoke I've touched maybe 3 cigarettes in my life and the last would've been sometime in early undergrad (so 6+ years ago).
I'm gonna call my doc, today, to try and get back in. I imagine the Hashimoto's acting up with my TSH going bonkers isn't helping, but I still can't see that being the major cause of this since simple caloric expenditure would suggest that this defies science.
I'm probably going to request the MRI/CT scan of the abdomen to start off, since it would show both adrenals and pancreas in one viewing. If nothing is there, I'll request lungs and thyroid. I will also likely ask for someone to look at the pituitary/brain MRI one more time to see if they had overlooked a microadenoma by any chance.
I'm ready to wear my old clothes, again lol