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    I only have one thing to say.
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    Chuck, I am somewhere btwn your stage and the stage of the typical ripped and informed AM forum participant, but I'm older than you. I read a lot and I'm tryin to lift as much as I read. I've gained about 10 pounds since mid-Dec. using only a multi-vitamin, cheap creatine mono. (1Fast400 from an internet site that shall remain nameless), and whey protein. If you mix a little apple juice in your crea mono, or throw it into your protein shake, you get all you need. Eat a LOT of good food and get to the gym pronto. You'll be fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schism View Post
    Let me step in here and solve this delima
    To all the children who want to buy muscle tech supps and get super duper, gnarly mega ultra HUUUGGGEEE like me and JAY: go fcuking buy the sh!t, your wasting time on here talking when you could be getting HHUUUUUGGGEEE!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big BAMA View Post
    I only have one thing to say.
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    AMEN Brotha!

    Way too many better options. Controlled Labs, Gaspari, Ergppharm....
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    It is not a bad product but just really expensive.
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    I like to think of it as Magic in a tub!! Once you get ON dat der Cell-Tech you don't even need to lift anymore, you just start getting super gnar, gnar just sitting on your ass. But I will warn you if you start a cycle of the "Magic" you'd better invest in stretch mark cream, cause that's how fcuking Alpha Omega your gonna get!!!!
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    i fed my penis cell-tech once, and it grew like a gazzilion inches in 3 minutes.

    Gazillion I tells ya, GAZILLION!!!*





    *may or may not be true
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    Do you see what you started chuck........DO YOU SEE!!!!
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    lol ya i started some crazy ****. All i want is advice, not people coming in here bashing the hell out of cell tech
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    Well you found out what people think about it.I had a neighbor ask if i take creatine...........we get to talking and he says he's been looking into cell tech,i almost started laughing at how uncoincidental it was,that a guy who doesn't even lift is thinking of buying cell tech.He was taking it to help with a long a$$ run he was training for.He ended up getting six star and liked it.I was so happy i stopped a purchase of a muscletech supplement,we all would like to stop another.Go to bulk nutrition and read the reviews,it's not just us,i promise.
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    aright. what should i get on then?
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    ya, thanks for the advice guys. think im just gonna go with creatine mono
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    Lots of good creatine supps out there dude. Just depends on what your willing to spend. I don't personally use creatine because I think it's a waste of money but to each their own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schism View Post
    Lots of good creatine supps out there dude. Just depends on what your willing to spend. I don't personally use creatine because I think it's a waste of money but to each their own.
    You might be a non responder.I bought 181 servings of 100% pure creatine monohydrate from vitamin shoppe for $20.00.You take one serving a day.Thats $20.00 for 6 months!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantera101 View Post
    You might be a non responder.I bought 181 servings of 100% pure creatine monohydrate from vitamin shoppe for $20.00.You take one serving a day.Thats $20.00 for 6 months!
    I know that Nutra sells keys. That is all you need is some creatine mono and some juice.
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    Emergency!

    Guys, my cat just ate a WHOLE PILL of cell-tech. Hes like drinking all the water in his bowl and bench pressing his cat toy.

    Hes like got 1oz bigger since 5 mins ago. I also went to feed him and he ripped open his cat bag and it spilled everywhere and he ate it all and then he was hissing at me, then he arm wrestled me, then he.....

    now hes trying to mate with my foot.....

    oh god, im such an irresponsable owner. I should have kept my cell-tech under lock and key, or at the bank vault with my other highly important valuables...


    cell-tech rage cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggravated View Post
    I know that Nutra sells keys. That is all you need is some creatine mono and some juice.
    I mix mine with muscle juice-1020 cals,162 carbs,55 protien,60 sugar Theirs your super sophisticated highly engineered insulin spike to dramatically increase the speed of creatine transportation to the muscles for dramatic increase in lean muscular body weight gains.Muscle juice-19 servings-$35.00
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    ugh. I dont what the heck to choose. theres so many options
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    plain creatine mono that will last forever:

    http://www.nutraplanet.com/product/n...te-1-kilo.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantera101 View Post
    I mix mine with muscle juice-1020 cals,162 carbs,55 protien,60 sugar Theirs your super sophisticated highly engineered insulin spike to dramatically increase the speed of creatine transportation to the muscles for dramatic increase in lean muscular body weight gains.Muscle juice-19 servings-$35.00
    Or a sugar comatose! Good way to take it though. Not as harsh as cell tech.

    Also, cell tech requires you keep it in a cool dry place. If it is exposed to excessive heat or humidity it will morph into a grizly bear and eat your family. I am serious it is that badass!
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    ive been hearing a lot about like superpump, noxplode, and nitrotech also. any of these be good for a 17 year old guy. I only wanna take protein and 1 other supp but cant choose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuck 72 View Post
    ive been hearing a lot about like superpump, noxplode, and nitrotech also. any of these be good for a 17 year old guy. I only wanna take protein and 1 other supp but cant choose.
    just go with some creatine mono man...nitrotech is some overpriced protein and SP and No-X are preworkout products. You should just start off with the basic Creatine Monohydrate first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggravated View Post
    Or a sugar comatose! Good way to take it though. Not as harsh as cell tech.

    Also, cell tech requires you keep it in a cool dry place. If it is exposed to excessive heat or humidity it will morph into a grizly bear and eat your family. I am serious it is that badass!
    It is alot of sugar,but i love the cals and carbs and it's pretty cheap.I might start looking for one with less sugar,but i never seen one with so many cals,and i needed it after trying to cut and losing too much muscle(i learned what not to do)
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuck 72 View Post
    ugh. I dont what the heck to choose. theres so many options
    Don't choose anything. You don't need it to make any gains. you are young, should have naturally high testosterone (given your age). I would spend that money on some extra food (protien - chicken, etc.).

    If you are dead-set on getting something, please stick with creatine monohydrate... as stated, it is 'tried and true'.

    And, I can't believe anyone on this planet would call creatine (in any form) worthless, non-responder or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuck 72 View Post
    ive been hearing a lot about like superpump, noxplode, and nitrotech also. any of these be good for a 17 year old guy. I only wanna take protein and 1 other supp but cant choose.
    Superpump had me on the toilet half the day.
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    the sugar level in cell tech is dangerous if you consume it by the directions ... 2 servings per day or whatever.

    especially to those who have family history of diabetes

    but it tastes good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RenegadeRows View Post
    the sugar level in cell tech is dangerous if you consume it by the directions ... 2 servings per day or whatever.

    especially to those who have family history of diabetes

    but it tastes good.
    Isn't it like 75 g of sugar or something?A 20oz coke has 65.I wouldn't drink either if i had diabetes,but just saying.We are going to have to agree to disagree on the taste part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantera101 View Post
    You might be a non responder.I bought 181 servings of 100% pure creatine monohydrate from vitamin shoppe for $20.00.You take one serving a day.Thats $20.00 for 6 months!
    No sh!t that's a good deal. I've used all kinds of creatine supps in the past (like everyone) but for the minimal results I see from it (not to mention temporary) I have quit supplementing with it. Though I will introduce it back into my regiment for pct. Have you noticed any benefits from using it in your pcts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schism View Post
    No sh!t that's a good deal. I've used all kinds of creatine supps in the past (like everyone) but for the minimal results I see from it (not to mention temporary) I have quit supplementing with it. Though I will introduce it back into my regiment for pct. Have you noticed any benefits from using it in your pcts?
    When i first started using creatine,i noticed my lifts going up faster than ever,but then they stopped,so i'd quit using it to save money(i was 18)After a while i would think i'll give it a shot again and i'd notice the gains commimg quicker again,but they would stall again.I have heard that your muscles can only hold so much creatine,and once they get their it takes like a month to return or to get close to returning to normal(not sure which one.)So i have decided to use it all the time and just keep my muscles fully saturated.Kind of give them the edge year round.Their have been some studies proving you don't have to load or cycle creatine mono for full affects.I think you just notice the initial change,if that makes sence.Like when using a drug,if you do it all the time,it's almost normal,take a break,and it seems stronger when you use it again.The water retention is good too,it's not just water it's everything your muscles need as well(water,vitamins,amino acids Etc..)Think of it as fertilizer for plants,they don't need it,but it makes a difference.
  

  
 

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