pretty sure it says ala somewhere on the back anyway... was over at an old friend's house the other day, catching up with him, saw a tub of cell tech on top of his fridge... a conversation extremely similar to sage's resulted... and I damn near killed myself... you know the types who don't know *anything*, talk like they do, and then, when you correct them, act as if they knew all along (even if you completely contradict them)?