TOO TOXIC

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Haha its not our fault! I only get it like once a month! I can't get consistent enough lol
    My wife thinks sex is a chore.
    Which is why I got all the time when we were dating. She was trying to keep me around.
    Now that were hitched, its only so often, just to keep me in my place.

    No more sex in the car, in the parking lot, after a movie. Nope.


  2. And I just got done hanging curtains for the old lady so tonight might be tonight haha
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    And I just got done hanging curtains for the old lady so tonight might be tonight haha
    Who says paying for sex is illegal? I pay all the time.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    My wife thinks sex is a chore.
    Which is why I got all the time when we were dating. She was trying to keep me around.
    Now that were hitched, its only so often, just to keep me in my place.
    Haha yup mine too... its alright though cause I love mine to death and didn't marry her because of sex
    Why not zoidberg?

  5. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Haha yup mine too... its alright though cause I love mine to death and didn't marry her because of sex
    True that.
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Haha yup mine too... its alright though cause I love mine to death and didn't marry her because of sex
    That's the problem....you have sex with other women since you didn't marry yours for that purpose...they get pissed about shyt like that...voila!! once a month sex restriction lol

  7. Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicHolic View Post

    Most of my g/f's have been the same...they want it more often than i do. but maybe we are getting the job done right and our women want more and more....and these guys suck in bed LMFAO
    I am convinced! Lol

  8. Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicHolic View Post
    That's the problem....you have sex with other women since you didn't marry yours for that purpose...they get pissed about shyt like that...voila!! once a month sex restriction lol
    Wait what?
    Why not zoidberg?

  9. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Wait what?
    You know what you've been doing, don't play stupid!

  10. This thread has become "too toxic" for me. Hahahahahahaha

  11. id hit it.


  12. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    id hit it.

    Haha awesome
    Why not zoidberg?

  13. Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicHolic View Post
    You know what you've been doing, don't play stupid!
    Hell no lol
    I ain't no cheating asswipe haha
    Why not zoidberg?

  14. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysWr...e_gdata_player

    These guys are hilarious, I laughed my ass off watching this
    Why not zoidberg?

  15. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    My wife thinks sex is a chore.
    Which is why I got all the time when we were dating. She was trying to keep me around.
    Now that were hitched, its only so often, just to keep me in my place.

    No more sex in the car, in the parking lot, after a movie. Nope.
    Well at least you're enough of a newly wed to still get some on occasion. That eventually gets withdrawn too lol. It's sort of like Pavlov's dog or a similar phenomenon where a bell rings and the mutt gets a treat. Eventually the treat is withdrawn and the dog simply responds to the bell with no positive reinforcement necessary...

  16. Quote Originally Posted by jason79 View Post

    Well at least you're enough of a newly wed to still get some on occasion. That eventually gets withdrawn too lol. It's sort of like Pavlov's dog or a similar phenomenon where a bell rings and the mutt gets a treat. Eventually the treat is withdrawn and the dog simply responds to the bell with no positive reinforcement necessary...
    Nooooooooooo!

  17. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    Nooooooooooo!
    Lol don't listen to him! Don't loose hope!
    Why not zoidberg?

  18. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Lol don't listen to him! Don't loose hope!
    just have to start wearing topical formestane and just hugging all over her. get's that libido going, just have to stop before she starts growing a mustache.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    just have to start wearing topical formestane and just hugging all over her. get's that libido going, just have to stop before she starts growing a mustache.
    Lol gives a whole new meaning to mustache rides
    Why not zoidberg?

  20. she had too much cross contamination from trenazone...


  21. this is too toxic here...


  22. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    this is too toxic here...
    Hahahaha that's awesome
    Why not zoidberg?

  23. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    Dude that scared me a little at first

  24. Quote Originally Posted by atl3128 View Post

    Dude that scared me a little at first


    Only in the UK.
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