TOO TOXIC

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by lboston View Post
    Those still exist? Been married too long to recall!
    Oh they exist all right... I just can't seem to find any anymore hahaha

    What's funny is that all the single guys probably think we be joking lol
    Why not zoidberg?


  2. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post

    Lol that's cause you can probably still get blow jobs... us poor married folk might get one every once and awhile lol
    I was married once I know how it is. Day after I got married I got the "let me know right before you nut so I can pull away" I knew I was f****ed. Had to get divorced just to get a legit bj lol. Big diff between a married bj and a single bj.
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by rphash49 View Post
    I was married once I know how it is. Day after I got married I got the "let me know right before you nut so I can pull away" I knew I was f****ed. Had to get divorced just to get a legit bj lol. Big diff between a married bj and a single bj.
    Lol most definitely
    Why not zoidberg?

  4. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post

    Oh they exist all right... I just can't seem to find any anymore hahaha

    What's funny is that all the single guys probably think we be joking lol
    For realz.

  5. This reminds me of a funny price of conversation between the wife and I
    She looked at me one night and said "you've been sucking the joy out of everything lately. What's wrong?"
    And my wise ass said "I thinks its because you stopped sucking the joy out of me" as I busted my gut laughing she was getting ready to kill me hahaha
    Why not zoidberg?
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    This reminds me of a funny price of conversation between the wife and I
    She looked at me one night and said "you've been sucking the joy out of everything lately. What's wrong?"
    And my wise ass said "I thinks its because you stopped sucking the joy out of me" as I busted my gut laughing she was getting ready to kill me hahaha

    that's funny.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post


    that's funny.
    Hahahaha! Good [email protected]!

  8. I don't know about the rest of you married folks but my wife is like a freaking nympho that's why I am always so worried about my libido. I had to get on trt just to keep up but hey I guess its a good problem to have lol

  9. Quote Originally Posted by atl3128 View Post
    I don't know about the rest of you married folks but my wife is like a freaking nympho that's why I am always so worried about my libido. I had to get on trt just to keep up but hey I guess its a good problem to have lol
    Most of my g/f's have been the same...they want it more often than i do. but maybe we are getting the job done right and our women want more and more....and these guys suck in bed LMFAO

  10. Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicHolic View Post
    Most of my g/f's have been the same...they want it more often than i do. but maybe we are getting the job done right and our women want more and more....and these guys suck in bed LMFAO
    Haha its not our fault! I only get it like once a month! I can't get consistent enough lol
    Why not zoidberg?

  11. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Haha its not our fault! I only get it like once a month! I can't get consistent enough lol
    My wife thinks sex is a chore.
    Which is why I got all the time when we were dating. She was trying to keep me around.
    Now that were hitched, its only so often, just to keep me in my place.

    No more sex in the car, in the parking lot, after a movie. Nope.

  12. And I just got done hanging curtains for the old lady so tonight might be tonight haha

  13. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    And I just got done hanging curtains for the old lady so tonight might be tonight haha
    Who says paying for sex is illegal? I pay all the time.

  14. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    My wife thinks sex is a chore.
    Which is why I got all the time when we were dating. She was trying to keep me around.
    Now that were hitched, its only so often, just to keep me in my place.
    Haha yup mine too... its alright though cause I love mine to death and didn't marry her because of sex
    Why not zoidberg?

  15. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Haha yup mine too... its alright though cause I love mine to death and didn't marry her because of sex
    True that.

  16. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Haha yup mine too... its alright though cause I love mine to death and didn't marry her because of sex
    That's the problem....you have sex with other women since you didn't marry yours for that purpose...they get pissed about shyt like that...voila!! once a month sex restriction lol

  17. Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicHolic View Post

    Most of my g/f's have been the same...they want it more often than i do. but maybe we are getting the job done right and our women want more and more....and these guys suck in bed LMFAO
    I am convinced! Lol

  18. Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicHolic View Post
    That's the problem....you have sex with other women since you didn't marry yours for that purpose...they get pissed about shyt like that...voila!! once a month sex restriction lol
    Wait what?
    Why not zoidberg?

  19. Quote Originally Posted by macdady View Post
    Wait what?
    You know what you've been doing, don't play stupid!

  20. This thread has become "too toxic" for me. Hahahahahahaha

  21. id hit it.


  22. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    id hit it.

    Haha awesome
    Why not zoidberg?

  23. Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicHolic View Post
    You know what you've been doing, don't play stupid!
    Hell no lol
    I ain't no cheating asswipe haha
    Why not zoidberg?

  24. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysWr...e_gdata_player

    These guys are hilarious, I laughed my ass off watching this
    Why not zoidberg?
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