Is there a pheramone that will make wives have sex
- 06-09-2007, 04:34 PM
- 06-09-2007, 04:57 PM
Yes here you go, this works for me EVERY time guaranteed!
1. Apply small amount of C H L O R A F O R M to a nice soft hanky / your wife's pillow.
2. Wait until full unconscious.
3. Ohhhhh yeahhhhh it's time to party baby.
4. Make sure clean up / put in same position and claim "you said something about feeling tired and then "dozed off" "
<3 Neoborn <3
- 06-09-2007, 05:13 PM
Neo - you spend too much time at BB.com.
OB - when this new fat burner by AN comes out - I'd def. give that to your wife.
06-09-2007, 05:51 PM
im headin up to the AN land of goodness on monday morning to do some work with dirk and chill out, maybe dabble in my own product design and grab some stuff for the wife lol
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06-10-2007, 12:26 AM
06-10-2007, 09:26 AM
I've seen the "illustrious posters" (using those terms loosely) in the Misc. say the chloroform stuff before.
06-10-2007, 09:58 AM
06-10-2007, 10:01 AM
Good luck, OB!
(and yeah, i KNOW what youa re taling about )
06-10-2007, 10:47 AM
Mace - you are married?
06-10-2007, 10:59 AM
You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.
Not the kind you are thinking about.
Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.
Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.
Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.
Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.
Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.
Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.
Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".
You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".
We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.
Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
06-10-2007, 11:01 AM
06-10-2007, 11:02 AM
One mans garbage is another mans all-nighter. You decide for yourself.
Foreplay is dumping the garbage.
06-10-2007, 11:08 AM
06-10-2007, 11:19 AM
Oh, its not gauranteed to owrk
06-10-2007, 11:24 AM
06-10-2007, 02:08 PM
06-10-2007, 02:11 PM
06-10-2007, 02:16 PM
its called "stacks of hundred dollar bills for shopping the next day, IF she puts out" could cost a lot of money depending on how much sex you want.
06-10-2007, 02:48 PM
06-10-2007, 06:58 PM
06-10-2007, 07:01 PM
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06-10-2007, 07:29 PM
06-10-2007, 08:18 PM
So anyway, I'm waiting for the "magic" supplement to come out that makes women horny. Anyone got any leads on this?
06-10-2007, 08:30 PM
06-10-2007, 08:30 PM
06-10-2007, 08:31 PM
06-10-2007, 10:32 PM
yeah but it wont be your wife! LOL
06-14-2007, 04:21 PM
Nice long back rubs with some warm lotion get my wife going almost every time. She also likes hardcore porn, so that works too!!
06-14-2007, 05:06 PM
You know, the japanese have been using viagra in liquid, aerosol, gel, lotion, and pill form for both sexes for awhile now. It has definite positive effects on both. The only issue is that 'arrousal' for each sex is not the same. A localized effect in a women is not the same as a full body almagomized she's gonna jump your bones effect.
Maybe you should get some of that spray viagra and put it in a bathroom mister for 'smell' in your MBroom.
06-14-2007, 05:17 PM
There's always testosterone also. Try giving your wife 50 mgs per week of enanthate. She'll be hornier than a 17 yr old boy! And I know this from past experience.
06-14-2007, 05:40 PM
06-14-2007, 05:43 PM
06-14-2007, 11:27 PM
06-15-2007, 08:40 AM
Rohypnol? "Here honey have a nice drink to relax, you look tired"
06-15-2007, 09:30 AM
06-15-2007, 09:53 AM
He was asking about pheremones, not supplements to put in her drink...
I think if you can find a pheremone that has the scent of expensive jewelery, or high end purses, you are in luck.
Other than that 5150's suggestions are relatively true, but he did leave out "foreplay starts when you take her shopping, and letting her get the new coach/juicy/brighton/etc purse as a surprise early birthday present"
06-15-2007, 10:13 AM
Maybe if you put a gucci purse in a blender, puree it with water? Sprinkle liberally on self?
06-15-2007, 10:19 AM
06-15-2007, 10:43 AM
New product idea. Grind up a prada bag, distill in distilled water, sell at $1000 an oz.
06-15-2007, 10:45 AM
Personally I think it's bull****. I love the marriage thing but the low sex drive / amount ( quantity not quality ), couple that with the callouses on my hands .....really is a downer.
I personally think in marriage that one should be allowed toys ( as in human sex toys ) if one partner or the other cannot keep up.
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