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    Is there a pheramone that will make wives have sex




    us married folk know what im talkin about
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    Yes here you go, this works for me EVERY time guaranteed!

    1. Apply small amount of C H L O R A F O R M to a nice soft hanky / your wife's pillow.

    2. Wait until full unconscious.

    3. Ohhhhh yeahhhhh it's time to party baby.

    4. Make sure clean up / put in same position and claim "you said something about feeling tired and then "dozed off" "

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    Neo - you spend too much time at BB.com.



    OB - when this new fat burner by AN comes out - I'd def. give that to your wife.
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    im headin up to the AN land of goodness on monday morning to do some work with dirk and chill out, maybe dabble in my own product design and grab some stuff for the wife lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmh80 View Post
    Neo - you spend too much time at BB.com.



    OB - when this new fat burner by AN comes out - I'd def. give that to your wife.
    Why do you say that? I actually spend most of my time here like 4/5's
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    I've seen the "illustrious posters" (using those terms loosely) in the Misc. say the chloroform stuff before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmh80 View Post
    I've seen the "illustrious posters" (using those terms loosely) in the Misc. say the chloroform stuff before.
    Well you can't beat tried and true!
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    Good luck, OB!

    (and yeah, i KNOW what youa re taling about )
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    Mace - you are married?
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    You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

    Foreplay.

    Not the kind you are thinking about.

    Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

    Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

    Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

    Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

    Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

    Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

    Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

    You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

    We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

    Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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    soooooo Foreplay = Garbage????!!!
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    One mans garbage is another mans all-nighter. You decide for yourself.

    Foreplay is dumping the garbage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B5150 View Post
    One mans garbage is another mans all-nighter. You decide for yourself.

    Foreplay is dumping the garbage.
    i know i was just fcukin around...i'm not married but i get how that works...
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    Oh, its not gauranteed to owrk
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    Quote Originally Posted by B5150 View Post
    Oh, its not gauranteed to owrk
    well dammit!!!!! they gotta fall asleep sometime!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmh80 View Post
    Mace - you are married?
    yeah! you didn't know? I have an 8 year old and a newborn. Been married 2 years next friday....the 8 year old was inherited.....but i have been his dad since he was 15 months old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B5150 View Post
    You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

    Foreplay.

    Not the kind you are thinking about.

    Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

    Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

    Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

    Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

    Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

    Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

    Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

    You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

    We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

    Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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    its called "stacks of hundred dollar bills for shopping the next day, IF she puts out" could cost a lot of money depending on how much sex you want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by macedaddy View Post
    yeah! you didn't know? I have an 8 year old and a newborn. Been married 2 years next friday....the 8 year old was inherited.....but i have been his dad since he was 15 months old.
    I thought you were engaged.
    Cool stuff man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B5150 View Post
    You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

    Foreplay.

    Not the kind you are thinking about.

    Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

    Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

    Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

    Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

    Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

    Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

    Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

    You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

    We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

    Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

    This is so true.. I ain't married, but I am 100% with you on this one!
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    I think this says it all

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjohn View Post
    This is so true.. I ain't married, but I am 100% with you on this one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by B5150 View Post
    You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

    Foreplay.

    Not the kind you are thinking about.

    Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

    Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

    Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

    Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

    Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

    Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

    Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

    You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

    We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

    Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
    Sorry, I'm going to have to call BS on this one. I do all that stuff all the time and the wife is impervious to it all. I've tried about everything I know and nothing works. I know you're not supposed to ask for sources, but were can I get some chloroform?
    So anyway, I'm waiting for the "magic" supplement to come out that makes women horny. Anyone got any leads on this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1meand View Post
    Sorry, I'm going to have to call BS on this one. I do all that stuff all the time and the wife is impervious to it all. I've tried about everything I know and nothing works. I know you're not supposed to ask for sources, but were can I get some chloroform?
    So anyway, I'm waiting for the "magic" supplement to come out that makes women horny. Anyone got any leads on this?
    maybe you should try a different approach. girls stop responding to the same things, maybe try changing things up a little.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1meand View Post
    Sorry, I'm going to have to call BS on this one. I do all that stuff all the time and the wife is impervious to it all. I've tried about everything I know and nothing works. I know you're not supposed to ask for sources, but were can I get some chloroform?
    So anyway, I'm waiting for the "magic" supplement to come out that makes women horny. Anyone got any leads on this?
    ummm.............maybe its just you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by macedaddy View Post
    ummm.............maybe its just you?
    mace your the man....thats kinda what i was gettin at without calling him out ...
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    yeah but it wont be your wife! LOL
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    Nice long back rubs with some warm lotion get my wife going almost every time. She also likes hardcore porn, so that works too!!
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    You know, the japanese have been using viagra in liquid, aerosol, gel, lotion, and pill form for both sexes for awhile now. It has definite positive effects on both. The only issue is that 'arrousal' for each sex is not the same. A localized effect in a women is not the same as a full body almagomized she's gonna jump your bones effect.

    Maybe you should get some of that spray viagra and put it in a bathroom mister for 'smell' in your MBroom.
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    There's always testosterone also. Try giving your wife 50 mgs per week of enanthate. She'll be hornier than a 17 yr old boy! And I know this from past experience.
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    Please read the quote below for A) the truth once married B) What you will also believe and do once you have been broken by your wife, she now wears that pants and you do her bidding! That's life....if you like teh punanny

    Quote Originally Posted by B5150 View Post
    You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

    Foreplay.

    Not the kind you are thinking about.

    Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

    Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

    Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

    Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

    Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

    Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

    Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

    You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

    We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

    Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUNCH View Post
    There's always testosterone also. Try giving your wife 50 mgs per week of enanthate. She'll be hornier than a 17 yr old boy! And I know this from past experience.
    If say my wife was on the pill and ****in around by cutting her estrogen with a sup would that have any positive affect on libido?
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    Quote Originally Posted by B5150 View Post
    You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

    Foreplay.
    I know its true, and as a single guy I really didnt wanna read that



    Quote Originally Posted by CRUNCH View Post
    There's always testosterone also. Try giving your wife 50 mgs per week of enanthate. She'll be hornier than a 17 yr old boy! And I know this from past experience.
    LOL yea that would work, but 50mg per week is enough for them to start growing hair etc. there upper limit for total test is 50-85ng/dl which is about 5-10mg of enanthate per week.
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    Rohypnol? "Here honey have a nice drink to relax, you look tired"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsHectic View Post
    I know its true, and as a single guy I really didnt wanna read that




    LOL yea that would work, but 50mg per week is enough for them to start growing hair etc. there upper limit for total test is 50-85ng/dl which is about 5-10mg of enanthate per week.
    My wife had no bad sides after 12 weeks at 50 mgs. She put on about 7 lbs of quality muscle, which was huge on her small frame, and her sex drive went through the freaking roof! She definitely wants to run it again in a little while.
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    He was asking about pheremones, not supplements to put in her drink...

    I think if you can find a pheremone that has the scent of expensive jewelery, or high end purses, you are in luck.

    Other than that 5150's suggestions are relatively true, but he did leave out "foreplay starts when you take her shopping, and letting her get the new coach/juicy/brighton/etc purse as a surprise early birthday present"
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    Maybe if you put a gucci purse in a blender, puree it with water? Sprinkle liberally on self?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SatireWolf View Post
    Maybe if you put a gucci purse in a blender, puree it with water? Sprinkle liberally on self?
    Or a prada, they seem to have a stronger scent. Last prada that she picked up in neiman marcus (and I mean lifted up and touched, not bought) had a $1300 price tag.
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    New product idea. Grind up a prada bag, distill in distilled water, sell at $1000 an oz.
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    Personally I think it's bull****. I love the marriage thing but the low sex drive / amount ( quantity not quality ), couple that with the callouses on my hands .....really is a downer.

    I personally think in marriage that one should be allowed toys ( as in human sex toys ) if one partner or the other cannot keep up.
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