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    What are the Worst Nicknames In MMA?


    Since we have two weeks before the Next UFC, and a cut up thread is overdue, which Nicks are just not Right?

    Here's five to lead off with, just flat out bad.

    Andy Wang - 'The Yellow Peril'

    Brad Imes - 'Hillbilly Heartthrob'

    Anthony Perosh - 'The Hippo'

    Anthony Savage - 'The Barnacle'

    Kristian Rothaermel - 'The Weather Underground'

    Eddie Sanchez - 'The Manic Hispanic'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Drone View Post
    Since we have two weeks before the Next UFC, and a cut up thread is overdue, which Nicks are just not Right?

    Here's five to lead off with, just flat out bad.

    Andy Wang - 'The Yellow Peril'

    Brad Imes - 'Hillbilly Heartthrob'

    Anthony Perosh - 'The Hippo'

    Anthony Savage - 'The Barnacle'

    Kristian Rothaermel - 'The Weather Underground'

    Eddie Sanchez - 'The Manic Hispanic'
    Wait a minute. Aside from the Savage one, are all of those real?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Drone View Post

    Eddie Sanchez - 'The Manic Hispanic'
    thats great...........hahaha
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    Anthony Savage- "The Barnacle", that's great, to bad he won't see this for a month. He rarely comes around anymore, depressed about the whole Sherk thing I guess.
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    Yes, Jizzinator, they are all real, really lame.

    I actually like this guy's, probably suits him at 0-10
    http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/f...?FighterID=832
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    I think SS is probably really busy these days. Avant is scrambling to get back into the marketplace, make some real money with real science versus all the dubious hype.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Drone View Post
    Yes, Jizzinator, they are all real, really lame.

    I actually like this guy's, probably suits him at 0-10
    http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/f...?FighterID=832
    Damn, I guess that guy likes getting choked, freak, Ho-Bag is very fitting.
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    Frank "Twinkle Toes" Trigg

    Kenny "KenFlo" Florian

    Ricco "Suave" Rodriguez

    Vladimir "The Janitor" Matyushenko

    Tim "The Maine-iac" Sylvia

    I'll be back with some better ones.
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    Chris "the cat smasher" Leben
    Keith " the dean of mean" Jardine
    Rogue "mulleted manchowder maker" Drone

    The Janitor's sweet Alex.
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    "Twinkle Toes" and "The Janitor"

    Whip out your Emoticons, boys, let's see what you got - Bring it, jas.
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    Chris "The Catsmasher" Leben, later changed to "The Crippler", soon to be changed to "The Cripple", he is fighting Terry Martin isn't he?

    Ah ****, Jas beat me to it.
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    Yeah, Martin say he's sure he'll KO "the Cat Smashing Crippler", about as sure as he is that the Chicago PD kicked his ass and now he's suing them.
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    I always thought Muscle Shark was pretty hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    Chris "the cat smasher" Leben
    Keith " the dean of mean" Jardine
    Rogue "mulleted manchowder maker" Drone

    The Janitor's sweet Alex.
    Yeah, the Janitor is pretty good.

    Dean "The Boogeyman" Lister, that's actually not bad either.

    Jeremy "Gumby" Horn

    Jeff "The Snowman" Monson, that's not bad either, he was funny when they asked him how he got the nickname, "I'm big and I'm really white", it was the way he said it, had to be their.
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    I personally like "the Muscle Shark", sounds tough, suits him and the similarity with his name.

    I also prefer Wilford Wordsworth, but what do I know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Drone View Post
    Yeah, Martin say he's sure he'll KO "the Cat Smashing Crippler", about as sure as he is that the Chicago PD kicked his ass and now he's suing them.
    What's the story with all that? Martin is no joke, IMO, he's scarier at 185 then Alexander is at 205, and that's scary.
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    "The Snowman" Melvin Guillard?
    "The Snowman" Ricco Rodriguez?
    "The Snowman" Carter Williams?

    Since they've all been busted for using da blow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    Auggie "The Abrasive Retard" Augustine?
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    Hey, whatever happened to Mulletsoldier?
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    Felt bad and deleted it, oh well.
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    Not so much the nickname the janitor. I just like him as a fighter because he has some decent wins.

    How about Josh "the dentist" Neer
    Always seemed a little lame to me.

    Roguester, you're in a playful mood. I think you might have done some of the old "in-out-in-out"
    It seems appropriate the night after some of the old "ultraviolence"

    Don't post anymore lame ones, Alex.
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    Mullet was Banned for not joining the group snuggle for
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    Hey, whatever happened to Mulletsoldier?
    He got banned for some reason. Too bad he was a good addition. Totality was pretty cool too.

    Martin got hassled by cops in Chicago for no reason apparently, and he's suing them. Chicago PD's always F-ing up. There was some video all over news with one of them beating the sh1t out of a 110 lb chick for no reason.
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    Oh, really? Maybe you should delete that so that the powers that be don't re-ban him if it is him.

    Sorry about Mullet, Alex. I know you two were close
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    Which is worse, Mike ''the Math Librarian" Martelle or Alex "The Fighting Al Bundy" Stiebling?

    I **** you not, real, I can't decide.
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    I surrender, Jas. You got me beat on the Emoticons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Drone View Post
    Which is worse, Mike ''the Math Librarian" Martelle or Alex "The Fighting Al Bundy" Stiebling?

    I **** you not, real, I can't decide.
    Stiebling was also called "The fighting Brad Pitt", the japanese loved that guy. I think "The Math Librarian" is worse, doesn't make any type of sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    Oh, really? Maybe you should delete that so that the powers that be don't re-ban him if it is him.

    Sorry about Mullet, Alex. I know you two were close
    That's by far the most ****ed up smiley I've ever seen. Mullet definitely spoke his mind, which is usually only permitted if you agree with the majority, who are usually wrong, except here in the MMA forum
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Drone View Post
    I surrender, Jas. You got me beat on the Emoticons

    Fair enough. Here's where I found mine
    http://www.emcsmileys.com/smiley.php...y=actions/misc
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    Any Nickname, not matter how bad or dumb, is still better than becoming a verb - like Quarried and Nelmarked
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    I'm glad I surrendered before you raped me with those, I was temporarily outmatched on pure raw rudeness.
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    How about we come up with emoticon "nicknames" for fighters?

    Ricardo Arona.

    Yeah, I'm sinking pretty low so I'll give it a rest.
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    You mean like Joachim Hansen?
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    "New York Bad Ass" is pretty ****in lame. Just one more thing that makes me want to hate Baroni, but really the dude is funny as hell, obnoxious, but hilarious.

    Elvis "The King of Rock n Rumble" Sinosic

    Rumina "Moon Wolf" Sato
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    Jake O'brien

    losing on creativity here
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    Angus "Anus" McAutry, that's just not right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    "New York Bad Ass" is pretty ****in lame. Just one more thing that makes me want to hate Baroni, but really the dude is funny as hell, obnoxious, but hilarious.

    Elvis "The King of Rock n Rumble" Sinosic

    Rumina "Moon Wolf" Sato
    King of Rock n Rumble is pretty bad. They should change it to Elvis "sacrificial lamb" Sinosic.
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    Tito Ortiz

    Chuck Liddell

    Ricco:hot::donut: Rodriguez


    Fedor Emelianenko
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    Guess I killed the party with that lackluster performance. I'm like CC, I've lost my mojo.
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    No, you did good, considering the limited stock of smileys around here. Neither you or I have reached the Depths of Depravity that Jas is swimming in.
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