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What are the Worst Nicknames In MMA?

Rogue Drone

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Since we have two weeks before the Next UFC, and a cut up thread is overdue, which Nicks are just not Right?

Here's five to lead off with, just flat out bad.

Andy Wang - 'The Yellow Peril'

Brad Imes - 'Hillbilly Heartthrob'

Anthony Perosh - 'The Hippo'

Anthony Savage - 'The Barnacle'

Kristian Rothaermel - 'The Weather Underground'

Eddie Sanchez - 'The Manic Hispanic'
 
Rogue Drone said:
Since we have two weeks before the Next UFC, and a cut up thread is overdue, which Nicks are just not Right?

Here's five to lead off with, just flat out bad.

Andy Wang - 'The Yellow Peril'

Brad Imes - 'Hillbilly Heartthrob'

Anthony Perosh - 'The Hippo'

Anthony Savage - 'The Barnacle'

Kristian Rothaermel - 'The Weather Underground'

Eddie Sanchez - 'The Manic Hispanic'
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:rofl: Wait a minute. Aside from the Savage one, are all of those real?
 
Anthony Savage- "The Barnacle", that's great, to bad he won't see this for a month. He rarely comes around anymore, depressed about the whole Sherk thing I guess.
 
Yes, Jizzinator, they are all real, really lame.

I actually like this guy's, probably suits him at 0-10
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I think SS is probably really busy these days. Avant is scrambling to get back into the marketplace, make some real money with real science versus all the dubious hype.
 
Frank "Twinkle Toes" Trigg

Kenny "KenFlo" Florian

Ricco "Suave" Rodriguez

Vladimir "The Janitor" Matyushenko

Tim "The Maine-iac" Sylvia

I'll be back with some better ones.
 
Chris "the cat smasher" Leben
Keith " the dean of mean" Jardine
Rogue "mulleted manchowder maker" Drone

The Janitor's sweet Alex.
 
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Whip out your Emoticons, boys, let's see what you got - Bring it, jas. Invalid Link Removed
 
Chris "The Catsmasher" Leben, later changed to "The Crippler", soon to be changed to "The Cripple", he is fighting Terry Martin isn't he?

Ah fvck, Jas beat me to it.
 
Yeah, Martin say he's sure he'll KO "the Cat Smashing Crippler", about as sure as he is that the Chicago PD kicked his ass and now he's suing them.
 
jas123 said:
Chris "the cat smasher" Leben
Keith " the dean of mean" Jardine
Rogue "mulleted manchowder maker" Drone

The Janitor's sweet Alex.
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Yeah, the Janitor is pretty good.

Dean "The Boogeyman" Lister, that's actually not bad either.

Jeremy "Gumby" Horn

Jeff "The Snowman" Monson, that's not bad either, he was funny when they asked him how he got the nickname, "I'm big and I'm really white", it was the way he said it, had to be their.
 
I personally like "the Muscle Shark", sounds tough, suits him and the similarity with his name.

I also prefer Wilford Wordsworth, but what do I know.
 
Rogue Drone said:
Yeah, Martin say he's sure he'll KO "the Cat Smashing Crippler", about as sure as he is that the Chicago PD kicked his ass and now he's suing them.
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What's the story with all that? Martin is no joke, IMO, he's scarier at 185 then Alexander is at 205, and that's scary.
 
"The Snowman" Melvin Guillard?
"The Snowman" Ricco Rodriguez?
"The Snowman" Carter Williams?

Since they've all been busted for using da blow?
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Not so much the nickname the janitor. I just like him as a fighter because he has some decent wins.

How about Josh "the dentist" Neer Invalid Link Removed
Always seemed a little lame to me.

Roguester, you're in a playful mood. I think you might have done some of the old "in-out-in-out" Invalid Link Removed
It seems appropriate the night after some of the old "ultraviolence" Invalid Link Removed

Don't post anymore lame ones, Alex. Invalid Link Removed
 
Alexander said:
Hey, whatever happened to Mulletsoldier?
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He got banned for some reason. Too bad he was a good addition. Totality was pretty cool too.

Martin got hassled by cops in Chicago for no reason apparently, and he's suing them. Chicago PD's always F-ing up. There was some video all over news with one of them beating the sh1t out of a 110 lb chick for no reason.
 
Oh, really? Maybe you should delete that so that the powers that be don't re-ban him if it is him.

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Which is worse, Mike ''the Math Librarian" Martelle or Alex "The Fighting Al Bundy" Stiebling?

I **** you not, real, I can't decide.
 
Rogue Drone said:
Which is worse, Mike ''the Math Librarian" Martelle or Alex "The Fighting Al Bundy" Stiebling?

I **** you not, real, I can't decide.
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Stiebling was also called "The fighting Brad Pitt", the japanese loved that guy. I think "The Math Librarian" is worse, doesn't make any type of sense.
 
jas123 said:
Oh, really? Maybe you should delete that so that the powers that be don't re-ban him if it is him.

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That's by far the most fvcked up smiley I've ever seen. Mullet definitely spoke his mind, which is usually only permitted if you agree with the majority, who are usually wrong, except here in the MMA forum:run:
 
Any Nickname, not matter how bad or dumb, is still better than becoming a verb - like Quarried and Nelmarked Invalid Link Removed
 
How about we come up with emoticon "nicknames" for fighters?

Ricardo :yawn: Arona.

Yeah, I'm sinking pretty low so I'll give it a rest.
 
"New York Bad Ass" is pretty fvckin lame. Just one more thing that makes me want to hate Baroni, but really the dude is funny as hell, obnoxious, but hilarious.

Elvis "The King of Rock n Rumble" Sinosic

Rumina "Moon Wolf" Sato
 
Alexander said:
"New York Bad Ass" is pretty fvckin lame. Just one more thing that makes me want to hate Baroni, but really the dude is funny as hell, obnoxious, but hilarious.

Elvis "The King of Rock n Rumble" Sinosic

Rumina "Moon Wolf" Sato
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King of Rock n Rumble is pretty bad. They should change it to Elvis "sacrificial lamb" Sinosic.
 
No, you did good, considering the limited stock of smileys around here. Neither you or I have reached the Depths of Depravity that Jas is swimming in.
 
I also think that certain Nicknames should be permanently off limits, like "the Natural" and **** You, Matt "The Hammer" Hamill, Mark Coleman would have beaten you to death in his day.
 
What are the Best Nicknames?

Don "the Predator' Frye
Chuck "the Iceman" Lidell
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson

Who else?
 
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