What are the Worst Nicknames In MMA?

[Rogue Drone]

Since we have two weeks before the Next UFC, and a cut up thread is overdue, which Nicks are just not Right?

Here's five to lead off with, just flat out bad.

Andy Wang - 'The Yellow Peril'

Brad Imes - 'Hillbilly Heartthrob'

Anthony Perosh - 'The Hippo'

Anthony Savage - 'The Barnacle'

Kristian Rothaermel - 'The Weather Underground'

Eddie Sanchez - 'The Manic Hispanic'

 

[jas123]

Since we have two weeks before the Next UFC, and a cut up thread is overdue, which Nicks are just not Right?

Here's five to lead off with, just flat out bad.

Andy Wang - 'The Yellow Peril'

Brad Imes - 'Hillbilly Heartthrob'

Anthony Perosh - 'The Hippo'

Anthony Savage - 'The Barnacle'

Kristian Rothaermel - 'The Weather Underground'

Eddie Sanchez - 'The Manic Hispanic'

:rofl: Wait a minute. Aside from the Savage one, are all of those real?

 

[TripDog]

Eddie Sanchez - 'The Manic Hispanic'

:rofl: thats great...........hahaha

 

[Alexander]

Anthony Savage- "The Barnacle", that's great, to bad he won't see this for a month. He rarely comes around anymore, depressed about the whole Sherk thing I guess.

 

[Rogue Drone]

Yes, Jizzinator, they are all real, really lame.

I actually like this guy's, probably suits him at 0-10
http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/fightfinder.asp?FighterID=832 :drunk:

 

[Rogue Drone]

I think SS is probably really busy these days. Avant is scrambling to get back into the marketplace, make some real money with real science versus all the dubious hype.

 

[Alexander]

Yes, Jizzinator, they are all real, really lame.

I actually like this guy's, probably suits him at 0-10
http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/fightfinder.asp?FighterID=832 :drunk:

Damn, I guess that guy likes getting choked, freak, Ho-Bag is very fitting.

 

[Alexander]

Frank "Twinkle Toes" Trigg

Kenny "KenFlo" Florian

Ricco "Suave" Rodriguez

Vladimir "The Janitor" Matyushenko

Tim "The Maine-iac" Sylvia

I'll be back with some better ones.

 

[jas123]

Chris "the cat smasher" Leben
Keith " the dean of mean" Jardine
Rogue "mulleted manchowder maker" Drone

The Janitor's sweet Alex.

 

[Rogue Drone]

"Twinkle Toes" and "The Janitor"

Whip out your Emoticons, boys, let's see what you got - Bring it, jas.

 

[Alexander]

Chris "The Catsmasher" Leben, later changed to "The Crippler", soon to be changed to "The Cripple", he is fighting Terry Martin isn't he?

Ah fvck, Jas beat me to it.

 

[Rogue Drone]

Yeah, Martin say he's sure he'll KO "the Cat Smashing Crippler", about as sure as he is that the Chicago PD kicked his ass and now he's suing them.

 

[bulls**t]

I always thought Muscle Shark was pretty hilarious.

 

[Alexander]

Chris "the cat smasher" Leben
Keith " the dean of mean" Jardine
Rogue "mulleted manchowder maker" Drone

The Janitor's sweet Alex.

Yeah, the Janitor is pretty good.

Dean "The Boogeyman" Lister, that's actually not bad either.

Jeremy "Gumby" Horn

Jeff "The Snowman" Monson, that's not bad either, he was funny when they asked him how he got the nickname, "I'm big and I'm really white", it was the way he said it, had to be their.

 

[Rogue Drone]

I personally like "the Muscle Shark", sounds tough, suits him and the similarity with his name.

I also prefer Wilford Wordsworth, but what do I know.

 

[Alexander]

Yeah, Martin say he's sure he'll KO "the Cat Smashing Crippler", about as sure as he is that the Chicago PD kicked his ass and now he's suing them.

What's the story with all that? Martin is no joke, IMO, he's scarier at 185 then Alexander is at 205, and that's scary.

 

[Rogue Drone]

"The Snowman" Melvin Guillard?
"The Snowman" Ricco Rodriguez?
"The Snowman" Carter Williams?

Since they've all been busted for using da blow?

 

[Rogue Drone]

Auggie "The Abrasive Retard" Augustine?

 

[Alexander]

Hey, whatever happened to Mulletsoldier?

 

[Alexander]

Felt bad and deleted it, oh well.

 

[jas123]

Not so much the nickname the janitor. I just like him as a fighter because he has some decent wins.

How about Josh "the dentist" Neer

Always seemed a little lame to me.

Roguester, you're in a playful mood. I think you might have done some of the old "in-out-in-out"

It seems appropriate the night after some of the old "ultraviolence"

Don't post anymore lame ones, Alex.

 

[Rogue Drone]

Mullet was Banned for not joining the group snuggle

for :whiner:

 

[jas123]

Hey, whatever happened to Mulletsoldier?

He got banned for some reason. Too bad he was a good addition. Totality was pretty cool too.

Martin got hassled by cops in Chicago for no reason apparently, and he's suing them. Chicago PD's always F-ing up. There was some video all over news with one of them beating the sh1t out of a 110 lb chick for no reason.

 

[jas123]

Oh, really? Maybe you should delete that so that the powers that be don't re-ban him if it is him.

Sorry about Mullet, Alex. I know you two were close

 

[Rogue Drone]

Which is worse, Mike ''the Math Librarian" Martelle or Alex "The Fighting Al Bundy" Stiebling?

I **** you not, real, I can't decide.

 

[Rogue Drone]

I surrender, Jas. You got me beat on the Emoticons

 

[Alexander]

Which is worse, Mike ''the Math Librarian" Martelle or Alex "The Fighting Al Bundy" Stiebling?

I **** you not, real, I can't decide.

Stiebling was also called "The fighting Brad Pitt", the japanese loved that guy. I think "The Math Librarian" is worse, doesn't make any type of sense.

 

[Alexander]

Oh, really? Maybe you should delete that so that the powers that be don't re-ban him if it is him.

Sorry about Mullet, Alex. I know you two were close

That's by far the most fvcked up smiley I've ever seen. Mullet definitely spoke his mind, which is usually only permitted if you agree with the majority, who are usually wrong, except here in the MMA forum:run:

 

[jas123]

I surrender, Jas. You got me beat on the Emoticons

Fair enough. Here's where I found mine
http://www.emcsmileys.com/smiley.php?category=actions/misc

 

[Rogue Drone]

Any Nickname, not matter how bad or dumb, is still better than becoming a verb - like Quarried and Nelmarked

 

[Rogue Drone]

I'm glad I surrendered before you raped me with those, I was temporarily outmatched on pure raw rudeness.

 

[jas123]

How about we come up with emoticon "nicknames" for fighters?

Ricardo :yawn: Arona.

Yeah, I'm sinking pretty low so I'll give it a rest.

 

[Rogue Drone]

You mean like Joachim

Hansen?

 

[Alexander]

"New York Bad Ass" is pretty fvckin lame. Just one more thing that makes me want to hate Baroni, but really the dude is funny as hell, obnoxious, but hilarious.

Elvis "The King of Rock n Rumble" Sinosic

Rumina "Moon Wolf" Sato

 

[jas123]

Jake

O'brien

losing on creativity here

 

[Rogue Drone]

Angus "Anus" McAutry, that's just not right.

 

[jas123]

"New York Bad Ass" is pretty fvckin lame. Just one more thing that makes me want to hate Baroni, but really the dude is funny as hell, obnoxious, but hilarious.

Elvis "The King of Rock n Rumble" Sinosic

Rumina "Moon Wolf" Sato

King of Rock n Rumble is pretty bad. They should change it to Elvis "sacrificial lamb" Sinosic.

 

[Alexander]

Tito :run: Ortiz

Chuck:drunk: Liddell

Ricco:hot::donut: Rodriguez


Fedor:box: Emelianenko

 

[Alexander]

Guess I killed the party with that lackluster performance. I'm like CC, I've lost my mojo.

 

[Rogue Drone]

No, you did good, considering the limited stock of smileys around here. Neither you or I have reached the Depths of Depravity that Jas is swimming in.

 

[Rogue Drone]

Change of direction - If you, all of you, were a fighter, what would your nickname be?

 

[Alexander]

"The Cunnilingusizer"

 

[Alexander]

No, you did good, considering the limited stock of smileys around here. Neither you or I have reached the Depths of Depravity that Jas is swimming in.

Straight up abyss..............poor guy:sad:

 

[Rogue Drone]

I also think that certain Nicknames should be permanently off limits, like "the Natural" and **** You, Matt "The Hammer" Hamill, Mark Coleman would have beaten you to death in his day.

 

[Rogue Drone]

What are the Best Nicknames?

Don "the Predator' Frye
Chuck "the Iceman" Lidell
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson

Who else?

 

[jas123]

No, you did good, considering the limited stock of smileys around here. Neither you or I have reached the Depths of Depravity that Jas is swimming in.

 

[Rodja]

What are the Best Nicknames?

Don "the Predator' Frye
Chuck "the Iceman" Lidell
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson

Who else?

No surprise here

The Axe Murderer
The Smashing Machine
Shogun
Minotauro

 

[TheNinja]

Tito :run: Ortiz

Chuck:drunk: Liddell

Ricco:hot::donut: Rodriguez


Fedor:box: Emelianenko

lol - those are pretty good.

 

[Alexander]

The Last Emperor, only one man can have that nickname.

 

[Rodja]

The Last Emperor, only one man can have that nickname.

I left it for you. Emelianenko, Fedor...