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You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers in an enclosed box. This system is pretty sweet,
its got loud distinct bass, nothing to obscene, if you have
an SUV or a truck this is perfect, it comes prewired
already, just enough to feel your music, but not to
irritate anyone else, or you can if you tweak it, or if
your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker,
racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your
suburban area with your pretentious "I'm 21 but I'm still
in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up
on the top of the steering wheel exposing your
underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and
wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while
feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond
earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck
the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter
on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring,
bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making
contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lenses of $5
gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your
retinal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular
material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in
our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or
hear you because they don't know what's going on since the
weed whacker sound of your sh***y tiny little muffler which
makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making
everyone turn at disgust and comment to their husbands or
wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that
automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily
driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit
the needs for entry level business workers in their early
30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you
want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground
effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as
your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream
in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a
horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in
every facet of existence, while getting fired from one
pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent
slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school,
polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you
eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet successful
attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in
the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while
offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making
your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he
had a daughter instead of your pathetic ***, since a girl
would be more of a man than you ever were, like the
occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in
little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped
his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting
the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the
residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the
fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by
the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around
on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by
flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone
marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat
them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex
6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin
to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights,
and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another
successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.
So...you can either use the system I'm selling like the
fore- mentioned guy did, or you can buy it from this Cadet
and use it properly and enjoy the compliments people will
give you as you pass and let them listen to your
outstanding taste in fine diverse music. Disclaimer:
-No..Im not crazy...Following my 8 years of Military
Service as a Naval Aviator, I plan to be a screenwriter.
And no, you cant hire me...yet. I almost forgot, the
RESERVE is UBER low, like dirt cheap. Shipping might be a
bit expensive so if anyone is close to THE CITADEL, in
Charleston South Carolina I can arrange a delivery, or you
may pick it up. Thank you, if you have any questions please
don't hesitate to ask. My profile and feedback is
immaculate. Thank you. EMAIL...XXXX@XXXXXXX if you need to
get in contact with me for any reason.
You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers in an enclosed box. This system is pretty sweet,
its got loud distinct bass, nothing to obscene, if you have
an SUV or a truck this is perfect, it comes prewired
already, just enough to feel your music, but not to
irritate anyone else, or you can if you tweak it, or if
your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker,
racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your
suburban area with your pretentious "I'm 21 but I'm still
in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up
on the top of the steering wheel exposing your
underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and
wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while
feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond
earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck
the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter
on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring,
bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making
contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lenses of $5
gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your
retinal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular
material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in
our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or
hear you because they don't know what's going on since the
weed whacker sound of your sh***y tiny little muffler which
makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making
everyone turn at disgust and comment to their husbands or
wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that
automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily
driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit
the needs for entry level business workers in their early
30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you
want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground
effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as
your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream
in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a
horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in
every facet of existence, while getting fired from one
pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent
slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school,
polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you
eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet successful
attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in
the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while
offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making
your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he
had a daughter instead of your pathetic ***, since a girl
would be more of a man than you ever were, like the
occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in
little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped
his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting
the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the
residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the
fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by
the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around
on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by
flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone
marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat
them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex
6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin
to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights,
and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another
successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.
So...you can either use the system I'm selling like the
fore- mentioned guy did, or you can buy it from this Cadet
and use it properly and enjoy the compliments people will
give you as you pass and let them listen to your
outstanding taste in fine diverse music. Disclaimer:
-No..Im not crazy...Following my 8 years of Military
Service as a Naval Aviator, I plan to be a screenwriter.
And no, you cant hire me...yet. I almost forgot, the
RESERVE is UBER low, like dirt cheap. Shipping might be a
bit expensive so if anyone is close to THE CITADEL, in
Charleston South Carolina I can arrange a delivery, or you
may pick it up. Thank you, if you have any questions please
don't hesitate to ask. My profile and feedback is
immaculate. Thank you. EMAIL...XXXX@XXXXXXX if you need to
get in contact with me for any reason.
