The "Your Beer Sucks" Thread.
- 07-23-2007, 07:08 AM
The "Your Beer Sucks" Thread.
Beer is so subjective to the person drinking it, it seems like something so good can sometimes go so wrong.
Please tear appart one beer per post, so it's easier for reader's to follow.
- 07-23-2007, 07:12 AM
Here's a concept, let's make a Mexican version of Busch Natural and charge twice the price for it. When people say it sucks, we'll just tell them they need to shove a line down the bottle's throat.
Personally, if it takes me more than twisting off the cap to enjoy a beer, something has gone wrong. So then you do the 'lime trick' and magically your piss beer is sour piss beer. And you're telling me this tastes better? They say alcohol impairs your judgement.......hmmm
- 07-23-2007, 07:16 AM
Is it really any wonder why Dutch Bars are more popular for selling hash?
07-23-2007, 07:43 AM
Corona is a good drop i think, but yes you need to have the lemon or the lime otherwise its ordinary.
Belgian beer is hard to beat i think! and i love the aussie beers as well. Good old Tooheys New, cant go wrong there!
But i have to say the WORST beer by a country mile is American beer. It is just horrible. Sorry guys but you cant make a good beer to save your life. Budwieser isn't bad but is that even American...there is a Chech version i think. The Canadians on the other hand, you guys have some nice stuff. Kokanee or something i think it was called. Tried that a few years back and liked it. Or maybe that was because i was in a Hooters and i wasn't concentrating on the beer.
actually horrible is a bit harsh as i still got wasted the hole time i was in the states. it just isn't that good. Do you guys not find it watery?
07-23-2007, 08:22 AM
07-23-2007, 08:22 AM
Michalob Ultra Light
Beer that I drink when I like to minimize the amount of 'cheating' in my diet, however I am probably only fooling myself. At any rate it gets a thumbs up for a 'trying to keep it healthy beer'.
07-23-2007, 08:24 AM
Miller Lite = I have a ridiculous hangover and don't wanna get outta bed.
Anything else and I'm fine.
07-23-2007, 08:57 AM
I think alot of the better beers are non twist off caps. For the most part American beer does suck. I think European is probably the best.
Bud light sucks. True or False? You can drink 24 cans of bud light and barely catch a buzz?......
True or False? Budlight is bottled beer flavored water?
07-23-2007, 09:11 AM
07-23-2007, 09:19 AM
I've never personally seen keystone available at a bar. And if I did, I am probably too shallow to order it.
I've been sticking to Amstel Light for the most part, recently.
07-23-2007, 09:40 AM
Living in the pacific northwest allows me a huge selection of fantastik micro-brews. There are brew pubs all over the place and not uncommon to see over thirty beers on tap.
That being said, for my "sucks" beer: anything by Budweiser.
BTW, Sinner .... I love me some good old skunk beer! Heineken is very enjoyable to me. Subjective
07-23-2007, 09:44 AM
07-23-2007, 09:56 AM
07-23-2007, 10:34 AM
Once i moved back down to Hawaii i lost alot of selection. When i was living up in the mainland U.S. I started to get real hooked on Yuengling or however you spell it. Its a green bottle beer i thought was from China or something but it turns out its American, good stuff. We do get alot of different beers from other pacific islands, tahiti places like that but it seems like at least 80% of the people who live here chose Heineken as the staple. An Old English is always a good change when change is all i got lol.
07-23-2007, 10:56 AM
07-23-2007, 11:03 AM
The only beer I drink nowadays seems to be Guinness. No need to add anything, open bottle with opener, and drink that icy goodness.
07-23-2007, 11:22 AM
07-23-2007, 02:11 PM
07-23-2007, 02:17 PM
Tastes like old sweaty gym socks (figuratively) and looks like someone crapped in it, then topped it off with some piss.
07-23-2007, 02:26 PM
I love corona, especially with a lime and some salt. I've nver noticed a smell.
Guiness served at room temp is delicious.
07-23-2007, 04:20 PM
07-23-2007, 04:21 PM
Is it any wonder you're name is synonymous for pubic hair?
(Actually, this is my preferred domestic beer)
07-23-2007, 04:27 PM
07-23-2007, 04:28 PM
07-23-2007, 04:45 PM
Bud light SUCKS although I do give them props for mass producing a light beer and having it always taste the same, thats hard to do with beer. Guiness is my fav, or any nitrogen beer for that matter. I have taken a liking to Spaten Optimator, not for the faint of heart though, it is full of flavors, honestly one of my favorite American beers is STAG! and anyone who has ever heard of it will call me crazy, but its got a lot of flavor! (most who knock it have never tried it) My goal when I go out it to try and find something that I have never tried before.
I did the tour on my 21st and had an Amber Bock it was damn good
07-23-2007, 04:48 PM
07-23-2007, 04:51 PM
I can't stand samuel adams or any ale. I taste like piss and is all bitter and sht. Reminds my of the time I licked a vag that wasn't clean. Ahh biiter vag face!
07-23-2007, 06:29 PM
07-23-2007, 06:47 PM
07-23-2007, 07:10 PM
I think Miller Light had great marketing and cheap prices, hence their popularity over the past few years...still tastes awful though...If I'm going to drink cheap then I'll take my 12 pack of Natty Light bottles any night ($~6.50 here in FL).
For any of you that drink Guinness type beer (Stouts, I guess)--> Try an Oatmeal Stout by Young's or Sam Smith...mmm.
RcB Since 09-06-2011 20:55 EST, Post 49
07-23-2007, 07:12 PM
07-23-2007, 07:21 PM
07-23-2007, 07:46 PM
07-23-2007, 08:05 PM
Lets make up for total lack of good taste and disgusting bitterness with lots and lots of ad campaigns, that'll sell 'em.
07-23-2007, 08:13 PM
Miller High Life
sh!t in a bottle, or a can, that tastes like old burnt popcorn and smells just as bad, they try and make up for it tasting so bad by selling it for $5 a 12er
07-23-2007, 08:20 PM
Why would anyone drink beer when whiskey is available? When I do drink beer, it's usually a 40 of OE or blue bull.
07-23-2007, 08:24 PM
ALL Beer Sucks.
Straight shot of liquor, aged rum is my preference, for effect and drink juices, Tomato and/or Grapefruit or Carrot is my preference, or plain ice water for refreshment.
Guess I have a little Captain in me, not, that's some bad rum.
07-23-2007, 08:39 PM
07-23-2007, 08:46 PM
Tequila baby! 100% agave FTW
07-23-2007, 08:52 PM
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