Breakfast on the Farm

[Beelzebub]

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm,
His mother asks if he has done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and
his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
getting!
any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you
going to tell him, or should I?"

 

[warriorway]

ha ha

 

[CROWLER]

LOL That is FUNNY>


Here is another farm joke.

Farmer and his son are outside selling a pig to a guy from the city. Man says I want a 100 lb pig for my daughter's graduation party.

Farmer picks up the pig, bites down on the tail and lets go of the pig with his arms. He says YEP this one is just over 100lbs.

The city slicker says WHAT???

Farmer says yes sir that is how we weigh them. He tells his son to run into the house and get his mother so she can confirm the pig weighs 100lbs.

Son runs back out of the house and say Pa she's busy weighing the milk man.



CROWLER