Break up letter...

[refrieddreams]

I saw this on another board...it's pretty freaking funny...

Body: This is a break up letter. help us finish it by only typing FOUR MORE WORDS in the letter, and then pass it on. this is hilarious!!!
(Start from the top and work your way down...you'll get the point!!) Be creative!
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Hey baby, It's just

 

[revodrew]

hey, baby, Its just
not doing it for

 

[doggzj]

hey, baby, Its just
not doing it for

me, so I thought

 

[natedogg]

I would pack my

 

[wheystation]

exroomie for a date

 

[snakebyte05]

and take a walk

 

[wheystation]

right to her place

 

[refrieddreams]

and tell her how

 

[BigVrunga]

I bent my shlong

 

[Brennon]

jacking off because

 

[refrieddreams]

sex with you is

 

[natedogg]

like boneing a chicken

 

[Matthew D]

but now that you

 

[SocrBalls84]

know how to take

 

[natedogg]

it up the butt

 

[revodrew]

your just like nate

 

[jmh80]

dogg and snoop D-O-G-G

 

[BigVrunga]

who both suck dick

 

[Brennon]

daily while they play

 

[NoSwtTea4U]

pin the tail on

 

[BigVrunga]

your sister's friend's jugs

 

[Matthew D]

which happened to look

 

[bpmartyr]

Like they need some

 

[BigVrunga]

hot dog canine lovin'

 

[natedogg]

your just like nate

Fuckin jerk. This has to be one of the longest run on sentences...shall I continue.

So I'm sorry, but

 

[Matthew D]

you must pack your

 

[NoSwtTea4U]

vagina and run wildly

 

[BLANE]

while your tits flop

 

[BigVrunga]

Like twin hog brothers

 

[Beau]

and, please, wipe your

 

[natedogg]

feet after I kick

 

[BigVrunga]

my balls into position

 

[Brennon]

to smack against your

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

ex roomies juicy, wet

 

[Beau]

gelatinous, hemorrhoid-laden ass

 

[BigVrunga]

Bitch, your mama just

 

[Beelzebub]

got knocked the ****

 

[Beau]

out; and shes HAIRY!

 

[Beelzebub]

as a silverback gorilla

 

[rysigpi]

who wacks the pud

 

[natedogg]

more times than I

 

[BigVrunga]

porked my uncle's fat

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

squishy lips with my

 

[BigVrunga]

enourmous quivering rancid meat-like

 

[Beau]

Doris Roberts spam figurine.

 

[BigVrunga]

If you thought that

 

[Beau]

(I assume "though" s/b "thought")

your indian-corn pimples

 

[BigVrunga]

made my dick hard

 

[Pioneer]

which is certainly

 

[BigVrunga]

more than I can