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    I stop by 7/11 this morning to pick up a protein shake, didn't have any milk at home. Also picked up a diet coke for a friend of mine at work. Get into the car, start shaking my protein shake, open it up and I got dowsed with diet coke. Pretty much the entire can blew out over my face and chest and ended up in my lap. Guess I pulled the wrong can out of the bag.

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    That is funny.

    Sucks for you though. So did you go back and get another or did you just say **** it and go back home to get changed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by natedogg
    That is funny.

    Sucks for you though. So did you go back and get another or did you just say **** it and go back home to get changed?
    Got another and then went home. Thankfully I had left early today to head off any traffic due to the transit strike in the city, so I had time.
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    That sucks atleast it wasn't anything hot ;D
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    I was eating Mexican the other day and was spaced by some stuff at work. I wasn't looking what I was doing but I was out of salsa in the little round container. I picked up the salsa pitcher and poured it right in my water. As soon as I started I realized what I was doing. So I acted like I meant to do it. I then took five or six sips and acted like I was hunky-dory. Not Unlike a Spanish V-8 if you will. I then contacted the bartender for help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by motiv8er
    I was eating Mexican the other day and was spaced by some stuff at work. I wasn't looking what I was doing but I was out of salsa in the little round container. I picked up the salsa pitcher and poured it right in my water. As soon as I started I realized what I was doing. So I acted like I meant to do it. I then took five or six sips and acted like I was hunky-dory. Not Unlike a Spanish V-8 if you will. I then contacted the bartender for help.
    I love it when **** like that happens, even if it's to me. I put shampoo on my toothbrush one morning because I was so out of it. I'm not a morning person.
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    That's hilarious. This morning, I pissed in the sink and washed my face in the toilet.
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    I have put lotion in my hair thinking it was gel, put noxema in my hair thinking it was conditioner more than once, and the one that happens all the time is grabbing the spitter instead of my drink and taking a nice healthy swig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BingeAndPurge
    grabbing the spitter instead of my drink and taking a nice healthy swig.
    That is always fun. Especially when they've been sitting around for a while. Surely will wake you up in the morning! lol
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    Whatever you guys do, DON'T use Ben-Gay and scratch the nads.........you won't laugh, that's for sure!
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    i had a friend think it was pretty funny to mix a few paintballs into a box of gobstoppers i had.

    talk about a surprise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clintdogg
    i had a friend think it was pretty funny to mix a few paintballs into a box of gobstoppers i had.

    talk about a surprise.
    Oooooo! That's a good one. I'm gonna use that.
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