Best (and worst) pickup lines you've ever used.

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  1. Best (and worst) pickup lines you've ever used.


    Let's hear em.


  2. Where do I even begin
    If one were to combine the exhaust sound of Audi, the handling of BMW and the engines of Mercedes. You basically have a Porsche.
    German Blood Pride.
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  3. You must be from Ireland.

    Cuz everytime I see you, my dick be Dublin.
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  4. I wanna stretch your vagina with my 21 inch guns

  5. Are you a farmer? because you're really good at raising cocks.

    Nah, I've never used that. I don't have the balls. Haha.
    "In this world, empires rise and fall. Ages come and go. The only thing that's certain: Everything will someday die."
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by Martyfnemec View Post
    Are you a farmer? because you're really good at raising cocks.

    Nah, I've never used that. I don't have the balls. Haha.
    I feel like most of us don't actually use some of the more offensive/bold ones haha.

    Pleased to meet you, with meat to please you. (Probably works best if you're cooking some burgers or something).
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  7. I might try using some really bold ones to see what the reaction would be

  8. Quote Originally Posted by ChocolateClen View Post
    I might try using some really bold ones to see what the reaction would be
    How about this one?

    Are you my little toe? Because I'd bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
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  9. I rarely use pick up lines but about a month ago I used this one ----> "Girl are you garbage? As I would love to take you out". It worked but the date was awful

  10. I haven't​ used this in a long as time like since freshman year of highschool but it worked quite well. "Hey you seem really smart. I think I broke my phone can you help me? (Wait for an answer) I can't figure out how to get your number in it."

  11. Quote Originally Posted by rtmilburn View Post
    I rarely use pick up lines but about a month ago I used this one ----> "Girl are you garbage? As I would love to take you out". It worked but the date was awful
    Well yeah, you started off by calling her garbage and she accepted it. How'd you expect it to turn out?
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  12. Quote Originally Posted by muscleupcrohn View Post
    Well yeah, you started off by calling her garbage and she accepted it. How'd you expect it to turn out?
    Hahaha touché

  13. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
    "In this world, empires rise and fall. Ages come and go. The only thing that's certain: Everything will someday die."

  14. Is that a Burger King shirt you are wearing? [why?] looks to me to be the home of the Whopper

  15. Never really used pick up lines. But shortly after high school I worked at a full service gas station for a couple of months. This one girl I went to school with comes in. I never really associated with her in school much but we new each other. She was wearing a short little minny skirt and just looked sluttier then hell but hot. I just stared at her seriously and told her she looked slutty and hot as hell and that wanted to **** the **** out of her. (The only time I've ever been that bold in my life) she just giggled and I told her I was dead serious and asked for her number. She gave it to me and I called her a couple hours later when I got off work and we hooked up. Haven't seen or spoken to her since. I call that a win.

  16. Do you like chicken?

    I have a **** that tastes fowel.

  17. Not one I used, but still funny. "Hey girl looking for some good sex?"
    Her: "uhm no?!"
    "then you have come to the right guy"
    If one were to combine the exhaust sound of Audi, the handling of BMW and the engines of Mercedes. You basically have a Porsche.
    German Blood Pride.

  18. My greatest pickup line is "How much?"
    Works very well on the online dating website I am accustomed to

  19. Best: Hello, I'm Cheeky Monkey!

    Worst: Hello, I'm Cheeky Money!
    "A dumbbell is a man's best friend"

  20. Hey I just farted wanna get out here?

  21. "Is that a phone in your pocket 'cause that booty is calling me." - used on OKCupid

  22. I recall from girls I have known who partied hard that the most common line was You have beautiful eyes

  23. "Hey girl, wanna grab a pizza and f**k?"
    Her--"excuse me?"

    "It aint gotta be pizza, we can go to Taco bell as long as we f**k"
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  24. "Damn girl you poop outta that thing"

    "I would totally go out and do fun things with you"

    "I'd def introduce you to my mom"

    "What's it gonna take for a guy like you and girl like me, ending up together"

    "I can't wait to feel my duck in your puppy"

    "Let's be swolemates and eat peanut butter together"

    "You'd date me right"
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