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    The situation documented in the YouTube vid posted above, is the inevitable consequence of growing into an awesome state which exceeds the limitations of planet fatness. This bro has come of age, and can no longer use a puny-loser gym, for he is too awesome. Really it's quite beautiful.

    Let us fist pump in celebration for this bro, because now, he must lift at a big-boy gym.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slappy244
    The situation documented in the YouTube vid posted above, is the inevitable consequence of growing into an awesome state which exceeds the limitations of planet fatness. This bro has come of age, and can no longer use a puny-loser gym, for he is too awesome. Really it's quite beautiful.

    Let us fist pump in celebration for this bro, because now, he must lift at a big-boy gym.
    FIST FU?KING PUMP
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    Common bro why would u take d Bol just take plain steroids if ur gonna do it since first place
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    Idk if anyone likes softball but I just won my game tonight 32-6. Fist freakin pumpin!
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    (we all shoot one fist to the guy like at the end of breakfast club)
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    I fist pumped at work today...got a raise. My boss knows what's up. Beat the beat up bro's
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    Doing back today. 1 arm pull ups while bropumping?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2542
    Doing back today. 1 arm pull ups while bropumping?
    Knock em out bro. But beware of the haters. I'm sure there will be jelly heads all around!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jbeezee

    Knock em out bro. But beware of the haters. I'm sure there will be jelly heads all around!
    Girl fell off treadmill squirting after my first set. :srs:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cbrbomb View Post
    I was promised skanks and jagerbombs?
    Haha I love that youtube video! It's the best!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2542

    Girl fell off treadmill squirting after my first set. :srs:
    Hahaha!!!
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    I bro pump while droppin tha deuce the extra shake helps get it all out
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    I find that bropumping when I shoot helps me to shoot much straighter.
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    Who hear likes HCWA?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2542
    I find that bropumping when I shoot helps me to shoot much straighter.
    I have also found this to be ( fist pump) true.
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    Common bro why would u take d Bol just take plain steroids if ur gonna do it since first place
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jbeezee
    Who hear likes HCWA?!
    Handicapped women's association?
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    Common bro why would u take d Bol just take plain steroids if ur gonna do it since first place
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    Quote Originally Posted by demolition

    Handicapped women's association?
    Lmao. Hot chicks with abs bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jbeezee

    Lmao. Hot chicks with abs bro.
    Damn.... I was close
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    What was the gym lady telling that guy in the video before he freaked out? From the looks of it she must have told him no fist pumping or bro poses in the mirror?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danb2285
    What was the gym lady telling that guy in the video before he freaked out? From the looks of it she must have told him no fist pumping or bro poses in the mirror?
    She was probably like "sir we don't allow BA fist pumping bros like you here, you're way too jacked for these peons around here!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slappy244 View Post
    Wow, did you get video?
    Naw, this was in the days before everyone had the ability to whip out a cheap camcorder when the moment arrived.

    Her nickname-- or rather the nickname for a certain part of her-- among my friends was "The Catcher's Mitt." She could take it without any preparation. Big-time exhibitionist as well, I almost couldn't take her out in public, no matter what normal-looking outfit she had on!

    Strangely, she was the most jacked and ripped girl I ever dated, totally dedicated to fitness. Our days together usually started at the gym. She was also heavily into a few different martial arts. All of that muscle and still some things were like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

    Fist pumps were ALWAYS the order of the day, for one reason or another...
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    in with fist pumps
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja View Post
    in with fist pumps
    Or...pumps with fist in...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danb2285 View Post
    What was the gym lady telling that guy in the video before he freaked out? From the looks of it she must have told him no fist pumping or bro poses in the mirror?

    That bro tripped the "lunk alarm," thus the lady was force to follow policy and say something like this v

    Quote Originally Posted by Jbeezee View Post
    She was probably like "sir we don't allow BA fist pumping bros like you here, you're way too jacked for these peons around here!!"
    if you search youtube for "lunk alarm" you should find more documented cases of this strange phenomenon



    Quote Originally Posted by methusaleh View Post
    Naw, this was in the days before everyone had the ability to whip out a cheap camcorder when the moment arrived.

    Her nickname-- or rather the nickname for a certain part of her-- among my friends was "The Catcher's Mitt." She could take it without any preparation. Big-time exhibitionist as well, I almost couldn't take her out in public, no matter what normal-looking outfit she had on!

    Strangely, she was the most jacked and ripped girl I ever dated, totally dedicated to fitness. Our days together usually started at the gym. She was also heavily into a few different martial arts. All of that muscle and still some things were like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

    Fist pumps were ALWAYS the order of the day, for one reason or another...
    Three things:

    First, Fist pump.

    Second, it's too bad you were scorned by the time period and the lack of technology. The potential for an educational video would be tremendous. . .

    Third, in regards to looseness, there is a reason the good lord gave 'em two holes. Anal FTW!!!


    extra FIST PUMP just for good measure
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jbeezee

    She was probably like "sir we don't allow BA fist pumping bros like you here, you're way too jacked for these peons around here!!"
    In which case I applaud his response with a series of fist pumps...
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    Quote Originally Posted by methusaleh

    Naw, this was in the days before everyone had the ability to whip out a cheap camcorder when the moment arrived.

    Her nickname-- or rather the nickname for a certain part of her-- among my friends was "The Catcher's Mitt." She could take it without any preparation. Big-time exhibitionist as well, I almost couldn't take her out in public, no matter what normal-looking outfit she had on!

    Strangely, she was the most jacked and ripped girl I ever dated, totally dedicated to fitness. Our days together usually started at the gym. She was also heavily into a few different martial arts. All of that muscle and still some things were like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

    Fist pumps were ALWAYS the order of the day, for one reason or another...
    Probably because dudes like fist pumping in the v. Very common symptom of being the man
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    its ok guys im here double fisting.. uhh err hmmm fist pumping i mean
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    Planet fitness disgusts me! I could fist pump those people right in there fkn pizza and bagel eatin faces.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja
    Planet fitness disgusts me! I could fist pump those people right in there fkn pizza and bagel eatin faces.
    I eat pizza and bagels. You got a problem bro?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2542 View Post
    I eat pizza and bagels. You got a problem bro?
    Do you eat pizza and bagels that planet fitness gives you for free after you walk on the treadmill for 4 min. If not, no bro I don't have a problem. I like pizza and bagels too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja View Post
    Planet fitness disgusts me! I could fist pump those people right in there fkn pizza and bagel eatin faces.

    Uhh, bro, you spelled the name wrong, it's "Planet Fatness." easy mistake to make, I've even seen the same typo on there signs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja

    Do you eat pizza and bagels that planet fitness gives you for free after you walk on the treadmill for 4 min. If not, no bro I don't have a problem. I like pizza and bagels too.
    Lol if that's a serious thing then I need a planet fitness membership :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2542 View Post
    Lol if that's a serious thing then I need a planet fitness membership :P
    100% SRS bro. But they don't let bros join, and if a bro does get in, it's lunk alarm time. FK Planet Fitness
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    Hold on a sec...is this lunk alarm thing real?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja

    Do you eat pizza and bagels that planet fitness gives you for free after you walk on the treadmill for 4 min. If not, no bro I don't have a problem. I like pizza and bagels too.
    I eat 3-4 bagels per day. Lenders whole wheat. It's what's up. Besides fists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danb2285
    Hold on a sec...is this lunk alarm thing real?
    sadly yes. SMDH.
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    Hah wow. So it's pretty much an anti bad ass/bro alarm. My gym needs a douchbag alarm. I was just watching this dude (who definetaly isn't a bro) do squats with like 330 on the bar doing like 1/4 squats. As is that wasn't bad enough he got done with those got on a bench threw 275 on and proceeded to do 4 sets of 1... Barely bent his elbows. Wanted to fist pump a barbell upside his head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jbeezee

    sadly yes. SMDH.
    Srs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja
    Cannot be srs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2542 View Post
    Cannot be srs.
    Now you're intrigued, as I was. Search planet fitness on youtube man. Watch some hate vids or their actual phaggy ads for more proof lol.
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