I think Luke may have just took a triple jump and landed in the top spot of the most generous member of our thread.
I asked for a sample of Epic. He said he would send me some. He had to try twice because his Post Office wasn't happy with the liquid format.
This is what I opened this morning, addressed to 'Ben Otter Carpenter'. He has already refused Paypal remuneration.
Top bloke, thank you.
P.S. I still have no idea what summer sausage is. If I eat it after it has been this long without refrigeration am I likely to die from food poisoning?!