[EasyEJL]

I am stunned that no AI reps are praising the publicity we are giving them. In amongst these 19 pages of insults, misquotes and derogatory language there is genuinely some vaguely solid information on their product.

i'm more voyeuristic

[kingjameskjf]

I have just thought. This is in the supplement section and names a product. If a newbie comes on at page 20 and asks for cliff notes what are we supposed to summarise?

Cliffs:
-Milas secret relations come to light
-He gets mad and makes personal attacks on unsuspecting forum members like MidevilBeard
-MarkusRuhl's post are all "rubbish"
-RecoverPro tastes awesome and the raspberry flavor doubles MPS over regular lemonade flavor

[phatmike0704]

lmaooooooooooooooo this honestly the best thread. Think i just went full retard

[MidwestBeast]

I like to watch bdcc on webcam

Cliffs:
-Milas secret relations come to light
-He gets mad and makes personal attacks on unsuspecting forum members like MidevilBeard
-MarkusRuhl's post are all "rubbish"
-RecoverPro tastes awesome and the raspberry flavor doubles MPS over regular lemonade flavor

I actually don't want to alter any of this...I do want to invite Jizmo into this thread, though lol.

lmaooooooooooooooo this honestly the best thread. Think i just went full retard

You NEVER go full retard!

[bdcc]

If Jizmo comes into the thread he is definitely going to set a trend of speaking in the third person. If we bring him in here and Markus comes back we will be creating an all star line-up!

P.S., both phatmike and kingjames prefer lemon flavour RecoverPro. Anything else they tell you is a lie.

[EasyEJL]

I actually don't want to alter any of this...I do want to invite Jizmo into this thread, though lol.

only on hidden webcam, to catch him eating spotted d!ck

[schizm]

If this thread ever gets made into a Lifetime movie of the week...I'm going to audtion for Ben...as I've been working on my british accent as of late...Cheerio....cheerio, honey nut-cheerio....

[MidwestBeast]

If this thread ever gets made into a Lifetime movie of the week...I'm going to audtion for Ben...as I've been working on my british accent as of late...Cheerio....cheerio, honey nut-cheerio....

lol awesome

I would like Zach Galifianakis to play me.

I wonder who will play the role of Markus...

[bdcc]

There are so many funny ways to answer that question but I don't know if my suggestions would cross the international humour line lol.

[MidwestBeast]

There are so many funny ways to fondle Markus but I don't know if my suggestions would cross the international pleasure line lol.

I suppose it's worth a shot.

[bdcc]

Yes, Milas is quite good looking. I suppose he is worth a shot.

You are relentless.

[MidwestBeast]

You are resplendent.

I know.

[taman6886]

I know.

I think I may have actually drawn a cognitive boundary with this. I stopped myself from turning that into " I swallow" because, yeah, to me that was just a bit to far.

[bdcc]

Taman isn't cut out for this thread lol.

Let your boundaries go my friend. Let them go and insult MidwestBeard!

[MidwestBeast]

Taman isn't cut out for this thread lol.

Let your boundaries go my friend. Let them go and insult MidwestBeard!

lol my thoughts exactly.

This thread isn't the place to worry about hurting someone's feelings. If Jizmo were here, I feel he'd agree.

[EasyEJL]

Taman isn't cut out for this thread lol.

Let your boundaries go my friend. Let them go and insult MidwestBeard!

just don't make fun of his broken thyroid, i hear he's sensitive about it.

[EasyEJL]

i'd still rather eat any of this than spotted d!ck or c0ck soup...

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[taman6886]

lol my thoughts exactly.

This thread is the place to enjoy about pounding someone's azz. If Jizm were here, it would feel sticky.

Ok, so no one is getting sand in ther vag then, what the hell.

[MidwestBeast]

just don't make fun of his broken thyroid, i hear he's sensitive about it.

I wasn't crying...I had something in my eye...

i'd still rather eat any of this than spotted d!ck or c0ck soup...

Good one, bro. We need to get some more Revolutionary War memories stirred up in here, again.

Ok, so I've got sand in my vag then, what the hell.

[taman6886]

I wasn't crying, Ben spewed in my eye...





Good one, bro. We need to get some more Sexual Revolution memories stirred up in here, again.

ok, that clears everything up then. Thanks

[bdcc]

Eric I think you might like spotted d*ck. I can't remember exactly what it is but I think it is some wheat based sponge cake. You might be able to deep fry it and put it on a stick if it sounds too boring lol.

Good to see Taman starting to let loose. He prefers lemon flavour as well, let's not deviate from the point of this thread!

[taman6886]

Eric I think you might like spotted d*ck. I can't remember exactly what it is but I think it is some wheat based sponge cake. You might be able to deep fry it and put it on a stick if it sounds too boring lol.

Good to see Taman starting to let loose and be a man whore like the rest of us. He prefers lemon flavour as well, let's get deviant from the beggining of this thread!

Yep, Think I am getting the hang of this.

[stxnas]

Ok, so no one is getting sand in ther vag then, what the hell.

I don't know if it's sand, but my vag does kind of itch...wait...

:imdoingitallwrong:

[bdcc]

I don't care which flavour RecoverPro you buy. I don't make any commission so buy Body Mortar for all I care!

P.S., have you received your sample pack I said I would get sent out for you? No? That is because I didn't send them! Mwahahaha!

I can feel that we are slowly dragging stxnas into this conversation.

This is good news.

[stxnas]

I can feel MidwestBeard's manhair on my neck when he nibbles on my ear lobe. It's surprising delightful.

This is good news, right?

Dragging me in? No way. This thread is far beneath me.