[bdcc]

And on a serious note (that is sure to be misquoted by bdcc), the original Aladdin film used to be my first ever 'private reflection time' material because Princess Jasmine used to make me feel special in my johnson.

I don't know why you think I would misquote that?

[MidwestBeast]

I got sent four sample packs but they were all empty, this confuses me.

I also received another picture of MidwestBear wearing a mankini, this is getting out of hand.

Your "girlfriend" said you 2 had been talking about spicing things up. She said my name had been coming up in conversation quite frequently.

I'm just trying to help keep you 2 together

I don't know why you think I would misquote that?

Jasmine is hot and I've got a thing for princesses. I stand by my decisions.

[bdcc]

Haha, if that was really the case can you imagine how the discussion would go?

Me: "You are very pretty and all that but you just don't have enough back hair for me"
Her: "Back hair?"
Me: "Yes, I like to feel like I am snuggling a panda"

- Enter MidwestBear -

[MidwestBeast]

Haha, if that was really the case can you imagine how the discussion would go?

Me: "You are very pretty and all that but you just don't have enough back hair for me"
Her: "Back hair?"
Me: "Yes, I like to feel like I am snuggling a panda"

- Enter MidwestBear -

Just lol'd - thanks

I actually don't have back hair, though, surprisingly enough.

[bdcc]

If you combine the beard of MidwestBear and the yellow face of Milas you end up with groundskeeper Willy from the Simpsons lol

[schizm]

looks like I missed whoever the chick was. Probably someone passed about putting patches all over their body...

MWB, BCDD, You guys ran off 1 (of only 3) chicks that posts on AM!?! You.rat.Bahsturds! I HATE YOU ALL!!! <runs crying down the hallway>

[schizm]

If you combine the beard of MidwestBear and the yellow face of Milas you end up with groundskeeper Willy from the Simpsons lol

Hey ya...kinda works....



Asute observation there Benjamin...gold star for you!

[bdcc]

I didn't chase her off, she was banned before I got here. Milas really annoyed her with his chlamydia.

I am only ever called Benjamin when someone is mad at me, are you mad at me Schizm?

[MidwestBeast]

If you combine the beard of MidwestBear and the yellow face of Milas you end up with groundskeeper Willy from the Simpsons lol

and what bdcc says to the local school children (and by school children, I mean pre-schoolers):

I am only ever called Benjamin when someone is mad at me, are you mad at me Schizm?

Awwwwwwww! He doesn't like people not liking him! So adorable...

[bdcc]

I just want to be loved!

[taman6886]

I just want to be sodomized!

I'll pass.

[schizm]

I didn't chase her off, she was banned before I got here. Milas really annoyed her with his chlamydia.

I am only ever called Benjamin when someone is mad at me, are you mad at me Schizm?

what's this, she was banned? Ohhh-drama chick, I'm in! will have to take a looksee around and find out why...but that aside...Heck yes, I'm mad at you. In fact I've never been so irate in all my life...you can't tell because I'm using small case letters and not caps...but I internalize/focus my rage before I attack...look.out.

I just want my nips twisted counter clockwise and to be called Debbie!

now, that's....odd...

[MidwestBeast]

Heck yes, I'm mad at you. In fact I've never been so irate in all my life...you can't tell because I'm using small case letters and not caps...but I internalize/focus my rage before I attack...look.out.

THAT'S FUNNY, I DO THE OPPOSITE. WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT RIGHT NOW, I'M ACTUALLY WHISPERING. DON'T BELIEVE ME? FINE, I'LL YELL.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!

[taman6886]

what's this, she was banned? Ohhh-drama chick, I'm in! will have to take a looksee around and find out why...but that aside...Heck yes, I'm mad at you. In fact I've never been so irate in all my life...you can't tell because I'm using small case letters and not caps...but I internalize/focus my rage before I attack...look.out.



now, that's....odd because I find a nipple twist that aligns with the rotation of the earth's axis to be quite invigorating

Look out, Schizm is gonna twist some nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[schizm]

Look out, Schizm is gonna twist some nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

That's right man!! I'm gonna twist em like a Snapple bottle cap, you're first taman!! Domestics first...then abroad!! Muwhahahhah!

[Milas]

I came by to suck it, but now he/she is banned. Sad yellow smiley face.

do you think I have a yellow complexion? Should I lay off the superdrol/M1T/vodka stack that I've been using for the last 6 months?

I miss this thread when I'm away...

[schizm]

I came by to suck it, but now he/she is banned. Sad yellow smiley face.

do you think I have a yellow complexion? Should I lay off the superdrol/M1T/vodka stack that I've been using for the last 6 months?

I miss this thread when I'm away...

Ahh, it's just a little jaundice man...It should clear up on it's own...now, your orange body...I'd say lay off the gallon of tomato juice and bushel of carrots you're eating every day, then you'll be good to gooooo....

or, keep doing it...and you might be cast in the Willy wonka sequel...



ahh-cha-cha...

[taman6886]

Ahh, it's just a little jaundice man...It should clear up on it's own...now, your orange body...I'd say lay off the gallon of tomato juice and bushel of carrots you're eating every day, then you'll be good to gooooo....

or, keep doing it...and you might be cast in the Willy wonka sequel...



ahh-cha-cha...

Umpa Lumpas are fraking CREEPY MAN! /shivers

[MidwestBeast]

Hey stxnas

where are our free tubs of RecoverPro?

And what does a guy have to do to get a thread featured in the newsletter? I mean come on, this is better than anything that's wound up in there...lol

[bdcc]

Just to let everyone know I have a free bottle of HCGenerate on the way to log.

This thread's power has just begun. Hopefully AI will join the generosity bandwagon soon?

[bdcc]

P.S., the fake tan Milas is sporting rocks. Loads of people in England are fake tanning now, it is all the rage.

Admittedly I think there is a slight colour change between his body and his head but with experience this won't even be noticeable.

[MidwestBeast]

This just in, bdcc is offering a free photo-shoot day with one lucky winner. His official release said "no holds barred, no questions asked."

[bdcc]

That is FALSE ADVERTISING.

It wasn't free but I give you special price!

[MidwestBeast]

That is FALSE ADVERTISING.

It wasn't free but I give you special price!

"Me love you long time" isn't a special price...you're speaking jibberish, boy!

Now get back to making mush videos and give the internet what they want...I've got some mashed potatoes for you to stand in.

[bdcc]

This whole thread is about Milas, maybe he should start the giveaway?

Pick your products people, 2 each.

Need2Slin and Thiomucase please Milas. Thank you please.

[MidwestBeast]

This whole thread is about Milas, maybe he should start the giveaway?

Pick your products people, 2 each.

Need2Slin and Thiomucase please Milas. Thank you please.

I'll take Transaderm and Power Chews anything

Oh, and bdcc, maybe you should get the neoprene slimming belt to go with your thiomucase instead lol

[bdcc]

I was chosen to log Thiomucase ages ago and the package never arrived. This made my green face very sad (my face looks exactly like the one Milas has but green).

[Milas]

N2burn or transaderm up for logging to those who make me lol...

[MidwestBeast]

N2burn or transaderm up for logging to those who make me cry...

This should be fun!

[schizm]

N2burn or transaderm up for logging to those who make me itchy down 'there'...

Oh yes, should be a good time by all...