Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

**taman6886** · 10-03-2011, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by bdcc

I see what you did there and am awestruck by it's epicness!

Watch and you will learn the true power of THE DARK SIDE! (DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN)

**FL3X MAGNUM** · 10-03-2011, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by MidwestBeast

Let's dock.

Keep your hairy jew-penis in your pants!

**MidwestBeast** · 10-03-2011, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM

Keep your hairy jew-penis in your pants!

I'm all gentile, baby...

**taman6886** · 10-03-2011, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by MidwestBeast

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'll be all gentle, baby...

Don't buy it Flex, his last name is "Beast" for a reason.

**MidwestBeast** · 10-03-2011, 03:47 PM

still safe to order orals to USA?

I found us new stomping grounds -- a completely idiotic thread where we can wreak havoc.

I started by calling Milas a liar -- an obvious first move.

**kingjameskjf** · 10-03-2011, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by MidwestBeast

still safe to order orals to USA?

I found us new stomping grounds -- a completely idiotic thread where we can wreak havoc.

I started by calling Milas a beacon of loveliness -- an obvious first date move.

Spreading the romance I see.

**EasyEJL** · 10-03-2011, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by kingjameskjf

Spreading the romance I see.

Like herpes

**MidwestBeast** · 10-03-2011, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by EasyEJL

Like herpes

**Milas** · 10-03-2011, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by kingjameskjf

Spreading the cheeks, I like what I see.

hairy anus?

**FL3X MAGNUM** · 10-03-2011, 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by Milas

Ageforce Ageforce blah blah blah blah blah

The signature wasn't enough?

**kingjameskjf** · 10-04-2011, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by Milas

sherry & agnus?

That's a pretty sweet offer but you're too late, MidevilBeard already called dibs.

**lukehayd** · 10-04-2011, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by taman6886

Don't buy it Flex, his last name is "Beast" for a reason. I still can't walk right!

Hmmm! Should have asked to borrow some of Ben's lube!

**FL3X MAGNUM** · 10-04-2011, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by taman6886

Don't buy it Flex, his last name is "Beast" for a reason.

I thought it was Feast? MidwestFeast...

**bdcc** · 10-04-2011, 06:05 AM

MidwestBeaver, because there is literally not a square inch of his body that isn't covered with hair....

and he eats wood.

**bdcc** · 10-04-2011, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by lukehayd

Hmmm! Should have asked to borrow some of Ben's lube!

I ran out of lube recently, true story.

P.S., isn't it nice to see Flex slot right into this thread as if he belongs here. It takes a special type of person to do that. Welcome aboard Flex, stick with us and MidwestBeaver will show you the true meaning of the dark side.

**FL3X MAGNUM** · 10-04-2011, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by bdcc

P.S., isn't it nice to see Flex slot right into this thread as if he belongs here. It takes a special type of person to do that. Welcome aboard Flex, stick with us and MidwestBeaver will show you the true meaning of the dark side.

I've been biting my tongue about Milas for months now. I think this thread was a creation of my subconscience.

P.s. I found MidwestBuffalo's latest workout vid

**MidwestBeast** · 10-04-2011, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM

I've been biting my tongue about Milas for months now. I think this thread was a creation of my subconscience.

P.s. I found MidwestBuffalo's latest workout vid

Ahhhh, home movies...

Now, who is ready to go in a chat room and roll the dice for a night of fun weighed against the risk of the new Chris Hansen finding us? Eh, scratch that, too much risk when bdcc already looks like he is 10. You'll do just fine...Now cry for me...

**bdcc** · 10-04-2011, 09:40 AM

Blake, I can see you in the video clip but who is sitting on top of you?

**MidwestBeast** · 10-04-2011, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by bdcc

Blake, I can see you in the video clip but who is sitting on top of you?

Did a ton of shrooms; have no idea. Woke up in a field with 3 elk and 2 zebras.

**FL3X MAGNUM** · 10-04-2011, 09:52 AM

Someone is wearing him at the end of the video. Milas?

**MidwestBeast** · 10-04-2011, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM

Someone is wearing him at the end of the video. Milas?

**bdcc** · 10-04-2011, 04:27 PM

I resent the fact you say I only look 10. Don't make me airbrush my face as well as my abs.

**MidwestBeast** · 10-04-2011, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by bdcc

I resent the fact you say I only look 10. Don't make me airbrush my face as well as my abs.

I like to use MS Paint to draw beards onto you

**bdcc** · 10-05-2011, 07:20 AM

I was thinking about a reply to that but I was so stunned I kept deleting it lol.

I have no words.

**tWack** · 10-05-2011, 07:58 AM

Just tested samples of both flavours, and I have to say I am very positively surprised, they both taste like lemonade!

**bdcc** · 10-05-2011, 08:00 AM

Midwest is going to be mad if your only contribution to this thread is actually on topic.

You need to insult someone at the same time lol.

**tWack** · 10-05-2011, 08:51 AM

**FL3X MAGNUM** · 10-05-2011, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by tWack

Just tested samples of both flavours, and I have to say I am very positively surprised, they both taste like lemonade!

P.S. FCUK MILAS, MIDWESTBUFFALO, AND BDCC.

Nice contribution! Except if there were an orange creamsicle flavor I say that would be killer.

**MidwestBeast** · 10-05-2011, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by bdcc

Midwest is going to be mad if your only contribution to this thread is actually on topic.

You need to insult someone at the same time lol.

This.

Now try harder or ride the neg train!!!

**kingjameskjf** · 10-05-2011, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by bdcc

Midwest is going to be mad if your only contribution to this thread is actually on topic.

You need to insult someone at the same time lol.

That's true, he does tend to have massive fits of uncontrollable rage. He self medicates with Red Raspberry RP to keep it under control. However, I am fully qualified to prescribe it to him. Thus, for the sanity of dear MidevilBeard and the sake of the entire AM board, I urge you to supply me with copious amounts of the afore mentioned RecoverPro and protect each other from his nonsensical babbling outbursts that elicit feelings of inadequacy and sorrow.

**MidwestBeast** · 10-05-2011, 01:31 PM

RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!! I HAD PUMPS THAT LASTED OVER 4 HOURS!!!! I NEED TO CONSULT MY PHYSICIAIN!!!!!!!!!!

**Milas** · 10-05-2011, 03:06 PM

I sense anger. Flex must be pissed that his ageforce patches didn't help his penor grow. It's okay Flex, you'd be considered average in Japan...

**Grumpy** · 10-05-2011, 06:49 PM

This thread went smoother than I thought it would had went with the title.

**MidwestBeast** · 10-05-2011, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by Grumpy

This thread went smoother than I thought it would had went with the title.

Just wait until Milas is done with you...

**Grumpy** · 10-05-2011, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by MidwestBeast

Just wait until Milas is done with you...

*Rolls up sleeve* Where is he?!? lol

**b_mac22** · 10-05-2011, 07:50 PM

Any advice on testesorne supplements an hgh?

**FL3X MAGNUM** · 10-05-2011, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Milas

I sense anger. Flex must be pissed that his ageforce patches didn't help his penor grow. It's okay Flex, you'd be considered large in my hand...

I tried to put one on my peepee but it was so small that I was wasting it

Back to the melt it down and insert in rectum protocol.

**FL3X MAGNUM** · 10-05-2011, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by b_mac22

Any advice on testesorne supplements an hgh?

Google: "Legal steroids HGH"
$500 and 2 months later you will be a new man.

**MidwestBeast** · 10-05-2011, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by b_mac22

Any advice on testesorne supplements an hgh?

Dude you don't need that stuff.

I'll set you up with the Advanced Shred Stack:

- 3 tubs RecoverPRO (raspberry)
- 2 packs of Age Force GH patches
- HCGenerate
- Whey2BuildMuscle Protein
- AnaBeta
- SNS Agmatine

That's way better.

**kingjameskjf** · 10-05-2011, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by MidwestBeast

RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!! I HAD PUMPS THAT LASTED OVER 4 HOURS!!!! I NEED TO CONSULT MY PHYSICIAIN!!!!!!!!!!

SEE!? This is exactly what I was talking about. I strongly urge stxnas to carefully read my previous post and TAKE HEED! As MidevilBeard's offical physician, I must insist you cooperate with our medical standards and allow us to procure the necessary medication in the form of Red Raspberry RecoverPro so that I can do my job and administer it to him. If none is available, the generic form (the Lemon flavor) will also be accepted. Make haste as I can not vouch for how derisive his humor and condition may become as he slowly deteriorates due to Chronic Lack of RecoverPro Syndrome. You DO NOT want that on your head or haunting your every waking moment and destroying the possibility of restful sleep. CLRPS must be stopped!

Originally Posted by Grumpy

This thread went smoother than I thought it would had went with the title.

AI is holding out. Not even a newsletter mention.

Originally Posted by b_mac22

Any advice on testesorne supplements an hgh?

I've never heard of said "testesorne supplement". Is this some new revolutionary supplement that tests for DOMS soreness levels?

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