Jersey Shore

**phatmike0704** · 02-03-2011 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by luelinks

"Ronnie is like 300lbs of muscle!"

with a hemroid lol

**fkasbar** · 02-06-2011 03:54 AM

Originally Posted by phatmike0704

but u see the previews of each episode this season? looks like she and ronnie gonna come along and end the drama. i had a dream i was on the cast last night lmao jwow just like next to me in bed and i wanted smash. i honestly would, i cant say no to that body and i was doin lines with situation for some reason

but then ended up on a beach with killer apes and i was shootin them, weird dreams i get

You must be taking too much ZMA!

That youtube post is the best post in this thread btw lol!

**kanakafarian** · 02-06-2011 04:48 AM

Originally Posted by luelinks

"Ronnie is like 300lbs of muscle!"

and 13" calves

**Orangatang** · 02-06-2011 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by ChrisSurf

Read this for a laugh, this got emailed to me awhile ago... poor poor Situation, no wonder he acts like he does

http://poponthepop.com/2010/09/mike-...a-small-penis/

HAHAHA this is funny.

The Sitch needs to start Jelqing!

**mich29** · 02-08-2011 02:31 AM

Originally Posted by Jasen

lmfao....... next generation is resallly going to be having some problems

imma invest my stocks in some RX companies that distribute B.C. and STD pills

sounds like a plan I'm down on this one

**Fanboy** · 02-08-2011 01:42 PM

ugh I hate to admit that I am addicted to this show.. Does anyone remember in the first season the jack3D in there kitchen ? it made me laugh pretty damn hard.

+1 to the "Ronnie is like 300lbs of muscle!" LULZ !

**2k1s** · 02-08-2011 03:09 PM

juice head gorillas ftw

**kanakafarian** · 02-08-2011 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by 2k1s

juice head gorillas ftw

What do they call them on the show? Juice box?

**timmmah** · 02-08-2011 04:16 PM

Bye juicebox!

Everybody wave goodbye to juicebox! Parents too!

**Orangatang** · 02-08-2011 04:25 PM

"Guido Juicehead" -- Snooki aka 'mutant midget bitch'

**2k1s** · 02-08-2011 04:31 PM

Don't hate on snookie. I would totally ask her if I could defecate on her

**Orangatang** · 02-08-2011 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by 2k1s

Don't hate on snookie. I would totally ask her if I could defecate on her

She would take it. nasty b!tch.

**Fanboy** · 02-10-2011 09:32 PM

Oh **** it's on !!! Ronnie is gonna kill mike

**Orangatang** · 02-10-2011 10:03 PM

Ronnie might be big but that dudes a puussy. He's always cryin and sh*t. Grow a pair!

**2k1s** · 02-11-2011 08:40 AM

clomid

**Young Gotti** · 02-11-2011 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by 2k1s

clomid

yup, he's taking massive doses of clomid haha

**Menoth** · 02-11-2011 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by Young Gotti

yup, he's taking massive doses of clomid haha

He's not even post-cycle. He just wants to take attention away from that enormous douche Mike... I can't believe I watch this crap.

**2k1s** · 02-12-2011 08:03 PM

they're talking about relationships, but my sneakers are dirty?

**cheloz28** · 02-13-2011 04:55 PM

this show is hilarious to watch...its all in good fun. That DJ guy and Situation crack me up. I'm always wondering how they keep there condition if they are out drinking every weekend?

**phatmike0704** · 02-17-2011 11:01 PM

situation biggest **** block lmao

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