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    Quote Originally Posted by luelinks View Post
    "Ronnie is like 300lbs of muscle!"
    with a hemroid lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatmike0704 View Post
    but u see the previews of each episode this season? looks like she and ronnie gonna come along and end the drama. i had a dream i was on the cast last night lmao jwow just like next to me in bed and i wanted smash. i honestly would, i cant say no to that body and i was doin lines with situation for some reason but then ended up on a beach with killer apes and i was shootin them, weird dreams i get
    You must be taking too much ZMA!

    That youtube post is the best post in this thread btw lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by luelinks View Post
    "Ronnie is like 300lbs of muscle!"
    and 13" calves
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisSurf View Post
    Read this for a laugh, this got emailed to me awhile ago... poor poor Situation, no wonder he acts like he does

    http://poponthepop.com/2010/09/mike-...a-small-penis/
    HAHAHA this is funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasen View Post
    lmfao....... next generation is resallly going to be having some problems

    imma invest my stocks in some RX companies that distribute B.C. and STD pills
    sounds like a plan I'm down on this one
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    ugh I hate to admit that I am addicted to this show.. Does anyone remember in the first season the jack3D in there kitchen ? it made me laugh pretty damn hard.

    +1 to the "Ronnie is like 300lbs of muscle!" LULZ !
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    juice head gorillas ftw
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2k1s View Post
    juice head gorillas ftw
    What do they call them on the show? Juice box?
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    Bye juicebox!

    Everybody wave goodbye to juicebox! Parents too!
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    "Guido Juicehead" -- Snooki aka 'mutant midget bitch'
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    Don't hate on snookie. I would totally ask her if I could defecate on her
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2k1s View Post
    Don't hate on snookie. I would totally ask her if I could defecate on her
    She would take it. nasty b!tch.
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    Oh **** it's on !!! Ronnie is gonna kill mike
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    Ronnie might be big but that dudes a puussy. He's always cryin and sh*t. Grow a pair!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2k1s View Post
    clomid
    yup, he's taking massive doses of clomid haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Young Gotti View Post
    yup, he's taking massive doses of clomid haha
    He's not even post-cycle. He just wants to take attention away from that enormous douche Mike... I can't believe I watch this crap.
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    they're talking about relationships, but my sneakers are dirty?
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    this show is hilarious to watch...its all in good fun. That DJ guy and Situation crack me up. I'm always wondering how they keep there condition if they are out drinking every weekend?
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    situation biggest **** block lmao
    if blow was characterized as a guy, consider me a homosexual :)
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    I thought Ronnie was about to kill himself.
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    dear god i love this show.
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    I love watching them fight. highlight of my day
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    ronnie is skurred of arvin
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    GTI - gym tanning I'm wondering why this show is so addicting even though it's so stupid?! LOL
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    GTF - gym tanning find out who sam's texting behind ron's back. Sam 1 Ron 0
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    You are welcomed people. I knew this thread was going to be awesome!

    I rewinded and watched this part like a billion times and loled the entire time

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    i like the credits at the end as if it was a major production
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    can't help but laugh at them not with them
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    Quote Originally Posted by wannabe007 View Post
    i like the credits at the end as if it was a major production
    it is mtv. reality shows are loosely scripted. And I don't care. I think snooki is actually that dumb.

    If they get back together I will kill myself. That's right, DJ no more
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2k1s View Post
    it is mtv. reality shows are loosely scripted. And I don't care. I think snooki is actually that dumb.

    If they get back together I will kill myself. That's right, DJ no more
    That was probably script. But it did make me lol.
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    I like how ron has changed in the course of 3 days after hulk smashing all of her stuff
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!111
    Last edited by thaOrleanyte; 03-13-2011 at 12:13 PM. Reason: Jersey Shore is the abomination of the human race.
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    jersey shore is full of tools...
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    ^i agree but they can be funny at times. watching them makes me thankful im educated
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2k1s View Post
    I like how ron has changed in the course of 3 days after hulk smashing all of her stuff
    Yeah, seriously, they're all like: "yeah, but you've changed" and "I like the person you're being right now"
    What is it, 3 days?
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    Im not to fond of taking serm's for long periods of time....
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    i can't WAIT for the next episode. ronnie hulk smashes her face
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