Douchebags at the gym...
- 04-02-2010, 11:59 PM
Tonight... Some god damn tall skinny ass vanilla gorilla and his little troll of a girlfriend were stumbling all over each other. ****ing around, checking her fat ass in the mirror and grabbing her tits, him bent over on top of her. Finally after minutes of this she got on the stair climber. Course then he'd sit the next to her and ****ing flirt...
He finally walks over to the weight section and I **** you not. Less than 3 minutes go by and the ****ing troll comes a hop-skipping-and-a-jumping her ugly ass over to him. They grope for another minute or two. She looks at her fat ass in the mirror 5-6 times and I'm thinking "no bitch, flirting with your bean pole bf and walking 10 steps is not making that go away and even if it did? You're one ugly mother ****er any so don't waste your time". Then they proceed to walk back to the cardio area and hop on stair climbers right next to each other. Thank ****ING god my work out was over cause I seriously wanted to smash both of them in the face with a 45#.
This is the gym, not the ****ing bar!!!
/crosses legs and meditates
ahh much better
- 04-03-2010, 02:30 PM
- 04-04-2010, 01:20 AM
Hmm, the gym can always be an opportunity to witness all types of douchery take place. "Douchery" can have general across-the-board application, but ultimately its a subjective term, for all i know ive come across as a douche to someone somehow, even though I consider myself to be respectful/respectable while at the gym in terms of my habits and behavior, hope not though. We can all agree that awkward or inappropriate forward behavior, or interrupting or disrupting sets etc is whack as ****, but what i find to be equally whack is people that go above n beyond to be unfriendly to you- such as when you simply n respectfully nod to acknowledge another human being making eye contact with you as u pass by to the drinking fountain, n they mean mug you. Doesnt happen much but all i know is im happy when at the gym even if im feeling intense, its my "happy place" where i choose to spend quality time, I feel like other ppl there are my brethren cuz theyre doin the same (ideally), so why act like a disgruntled lil bitch to others? Somtimes douche bag behavior provides a good laugh internally though, eveything in the world can serve a purpose somehow, even douchery...it reminds how NOT to act
Last edited by Dcell22; 04-04-2010 at 01:25 AM. Reason: typo
08-14-2010, 08:12 PM
Just found this thread...
My two biggest pet peeves at my gym have to be guys who wear hats to the gym, there really isnt any need in my opinion, especially since the workouts they do aren't "hardcore". Another one are the kids at my gym that halfass it on the squat or bench and claim they got a great workout in. I wouldn't have any problem if they did it with full ROM but they go a quarter of the way down and back up, why even unrack the bar?
Thats what I get for going to a "health club" instead of a real gym I guess.
08-15-2010, 02:04 AM
and the suns in your face. Not sure why a hat makes you hardcore anyway...unless its an old hockey mask dripping blood, a viking helmet or a sweet knights helm. Probably not though.
08-15-2010, 10:20 AM
I wear a hat solely to keep the sweat out of my eyes, if it makes me look like a douche... well, I'm a douche without sweat in my eyes
08-15-2010, 10:35 AM
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGDm3SeU1ZI&feature=re lated"]YouTube- How Not To Work Out, Part 3[/nomedia]
That guy has some funny videos
08-15-2010, 07:46 PM
LOL at people on here saying they dont notice any douchery at the gym! I train pretty hard too and in between sets, yep i look around, is entertaining!
Those gloves that double as straps that go up the arm 3/4 (or just gloves, sorry, dont dig em!)
bosu ball things
Dude suffering from ILS (Invisible Lat syndrome) carrying invisible watermellons
People that stare
08-15-2010, 09:28 PM
Why do people carry a 75 pound bench, but it right in front of the dumbbell rack, so they can do 30 lb flys?
08-15-2010, 10:25 PM
08-15-2010, 11:22 PM
My hat is under armor, works a lot better than a regular hat (and I'd hate to mess up my UGA hat with sweatyness).
Fortunately for me, the YMCA just has a lot of old people and the random nerd or gay kid, so they all wipe it down, sanitize, polish, and generally leave the benches clean
08-15-2010, 11:45 PM
OMG theres this one fat a$$ old mutha fukcer with titties that thinks hes the strongest guy in the gym with his god awful form. Homie thinks he tough sh!t swingin up 135 a few times in the squat rack. Of course he grunts loud as hell.
I just wanna be like "Yo bro, your form is sh!t. You look like sh!t. Get surgery on your obvious hideous drooping man-tits. Shut the fukc up. You fat fukc. I hate you and never come to the gym again."
08-16-2010, 12:14 AM
Nah, I got ya all beat.
We just got new equipment in so our gym is actually pretty nice now.
Do you have ANY idea what a small enclosed gym full of Afghans that havnt takn a shower in weeks sweatn their arses off smells like !?!?
08-16-2010, 10:40 AM
wow, i actually just sat here and read all 12 pages of this! quality stuff. i'm loling at my desk.
here's another example of d-baggery...
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsNMzFiV2s&NR=1"]YouTube- Weightlifting Idiot[/nomedia]
08-16-2010, 09:46 PM
08-17-2010, 10:34 AM
future ballys trainer
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG06IpyIufg&feature=pl ayer_embedded"]YouTube- Exercise Ball Idiot[/nomedia]
08-18-2010, 12:19 AM
So, today, this guy that looks at any male(like, gay-I'm-gonna-git-you look) comes into the free weights area to do his 5 lb curls and such. We have this thing: (t-Bar) in front of a mirror (the mirror with the DB rack). I load up my weight for my last set and as I get it in the air, the pedo-looking dude gets right in front of me, grabs the 50s or 60s, and starts doing what could be mistaken for a shrug. I always make sure my form is good on T bars(especially since it's not the one where you basically lie on a pad), and this douche just walks up and starts doing whatever the hell he calls those things directly in front of me. He could have taken half a step to the side and I wouldn't have cared, but no. So I slammed it all down and stared at him until he finished and left the free weights area. Probably sounds stupid, but it seriously pissed me off.
08-18-2010, 05:43 PM
This morning a I was doing hammer curls and a DOUCHE that came after I was there was like "yo bro, move outta the way man, I need to see my self and make sure my form is right" with a sidwayz DC hat (flat brim) and ice in his ears. what a *** !
Then he seriously did 10 reps MAYBE and left, UGHHH
08-18-2010, 05:45 PM
08-19-2010, 10:49 AM
08-19-2010, 11:15 AM
The wannabe MMA guys wearing the skullkap when it is 90 degrees outside,and in between sets they shadow box in the mirrors for everyone to see. Or the classic D-BAg in the gym you only see two,or three times a week walking around like a gorilla(like he owns the place)only to do the same routine...chest,bi's,and tri's.
08-19-2010, 12:10 PM
08-19-2010, 12:33 PM
this thread just totally cracked me up too!!
ALL too true!
08-19-2010, 03:31 PM
08-19-2010, 07:22 PM
08-19-2010, 08:37 PM
08-20-2010, 11:56 AM
There was this kid in the gym this morning trying to be cool thinking he could bench 120lb db's...the dude weighed maybe 140 soaking wet...anyways i am saying to myself"this is gonna be interesting"he could barely lift one at a time,then he sat there for about five minutes trying to budge those things......hilarious,i thought this kid was going to have a hernia trying to move them.
08-20-2010, 12:22 PM
08-20-2010, 04:32 PM
I see a d-bag MMA looking guy wearing a hat in the mornings all the time and this ****er isn't even breaking a sweat. Not even a drop. He rents a persoanl trainer and as far as I can tell hasn't developed much at all in the last 3 months...
He looks exactly like that one ****y tool with white hair on Ultimate fighter a few seasons back that threw **** in the pool, almost got kicked off the show and cried like a puss when he got drunk.
08-20-2010, 05:29 PM
Last night I was in the gym and this kid kept bothering me for a spot. Pretty much on every set. He was doing alternating DB "curls" by standing against the wall (like starting strict curls) and then bridging while popping his hips and throwing his shoulder and then he'd curl it once his elbow was at shoulder height.
He could do 1-2 by himself and then he wanted a "spot" to get to 11. *sigh*
Oh, and they were 25lb dbs.
08-21-2010, 09:52 PM
08-21-2010, 10:47 PM
08-23-2010, 09:13 AM
08-23-2010, 01:10 PM
PT's who are out of shape giving advice to others looking to be in shape...those are some d-bags.
08-23-2010, 01:58 PM
08-23-2010, 03:58 PM
ok you guys wont believe me but its TRUE
was at a local gym today with a bud of mine who knows the owner.
there was about 10 pretty good sized guys there, who were using equipment right, using good form, and nobody doing retarded anything. honest!!
08-23-2010, 04:34 PM
08-23-2010, 06:17 PM
Sounds like some surreal dream world I can only hope to experience for myself one day
08-23-2010, 06:38 PM
08-23-2010, 07:05 PM
He's clearly lying. It just doesn't happen...perfection doesn't exist on earth O_O