Douchebags at the gym...

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by toughchick401 View Post
    So i hit the gym tonight after my day shift, I rode the bike for awhile ( hour 30 mins) than I decide to go practice my turkish lifts ( from kettle bell)...in walks for lack of a better word, mr stupid, now it's a weird move, weird angle, nothing i can describe, but not very lady like, and in comes stupid,
    Guy: "what the hell are you doing"
    Me: "nothing you should try"
    Guy: "looks easy"
    Me:"ok"...
    He sits down near me, watches me for a full 5 mins, attempts one and falls on his ass almost, turns beat red, gets up and turns to leave, I yell out..."told you it's hard"

    Made my day, I admit I laughed a little .................ok ALOT

    TC
    Lmfao Whoever says those are easy is not knowing what he is talking about

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  2. Quote Originally Posted by toughchick401 View Post
    I work in a psych hospital i must have a sign on me that says...."come talk to me or bug me"...last thing I want to do is talk to people when i am not at work...... So no I dont get hit on, its all the weirdos in the world, it's like when I used to teach, I would go ANYWHERE and I would meet special needs children.......... ( I loved it).......


    TC
    Ok, so I'd have to be a quiet bodyguard and not muscle up on any special needs kids who approach you because that's all good. Got it.

    After today's workout I think it's fair to say that the biggest douchebags in your average gym are the (Obviously under qualified) personal trainers who run around looking for every last **** to suck with the ****ty advice they give out to people.

    My younger brother has joined the gym recently after a lot of prodding and prompting from me as he was about as unhealthy as it gets. He'd had some health problems and required HRT etc for a while but it boiled down to the fact that he looks like his body is built out of macaroni, was about as inactive as you could be and didn't keep a good routine as far as diet/sleep/training of any description (Zero muscle mass - he works in film & IT) and as part of joining the gym they gave him 3 free personal training sessions.

    Now, he's zero muscle mass, probably around 5'11 and maybe 140lbs. What does this douchebag PT have him doing when I get to the gym? Flat out zero resistance cardio for an hour at a time with the only resistance work being lunges with like 5lb db's... W. T. F.

    Anyways, I straightened my brother out with a solid routine that's going to see him build some muscle in the next 6-8 weeks with some moderate resistance cardio bookending his training to improve his CV fitness without annihilating whatever minimal muscle he's carrying. He's made more progress in the 5 days of doing what I told him to do than in the 2 weeks of doing what this ****head told him to do.

    I also got into the PT about it and asked him WTF he was thinking, because I know he's used to duping 5'3" 300lb chicks out of $50 a session but the rules for training overweight people don't apply to everyone. He apologises and tells me I should become a personal trainer...

    [/rant]

    P.S. No offense intended to some of the good PT's that frequent this board like Travis - you guys are awesome. You must get even ****tier about it than I do with so many douchebags raping the dollars and the credibility out of your noble profession.
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  3. hey man... Im a software developer! Not all IT people are out of shape nerds...
    SFW and GFH

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Inarius View Post
    hey man... Im a software developer! Not all IT people are out of shape nerds...
    Congratulations.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Inarius View Post
    hey man... Im a software developer! Not all IT people are out of shape nerds...
    Thats funny. I'm a programmer as well. Small world.
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  6. Not Bigs irritate me

  7. The skinny guys at my gym that wear wife beaters that fit like a poncho who walk around puffed up, hat on backwards etc.

    I've been tempted to ask them where they find wife beaters that loose because all mine cut into my armpits and I can't find them any bigger.

    Damn turd buckets

  8. Anyone who throws weights.
    Anyone who yells.
    Anyone who wears a belt for every exercise, but doesn't actually do anything.
    And the fitness chicks who wear skin tight clothes and do stiff leg deads so I have to worry its gonna be boner time any second.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Whitesnake View Post
    Not Bigs irritate me


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  10. Quote Originally Posted by Dr Packenwood View Post
    The skinny guys at my gym that wear wife beaters that fit like a poncho who walk around puffed up, hat on backwards etc.

    I've been tempted to ask them where they find wife beaters that loose because all mine cut into my armpits and I can't find them any bigger.

    Damn turd buckets
    Got a couple of these "turd buckets" at my gym too

    //CC
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  11. f'in people that don't rack their weights and/or leave weights and sheit laying around...gym looks like a mess...gets me

  12. The douches that take up a whole bench in the locker room for their crap when you are just coming out of the shower. And there locker is ALWAYS right beside yours. And will not more their crap for anything.
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  13. Quote Originally Posted by ConcreteConny View Post
    People that always come to the gym wearing the same clothes every day and smell like they never washed them after any workout

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    there was a guy at the gym i used to work at that NEVER EVER washed his t-shirt after training - he said he just put it on the radiator to kill the germs. I swear he smelt like a walking pile of **** cheese. I used to subtly walk behind him and spray air freshener around him. It got to the point that management told him to wash his shirt or leave the club

  14. Quote Originally Posted by SemiBulimic View Post
    there was a guy at the gym i used to work at that NEVER EVER washed his t-shirt after training - he said he just put it on the radiator to kill the germs. I swear he smelt like a walking pile of **** cheese. I used to subtly walk behind him and spray air freshener around him. It got to the point that management told him to wash his shirt or leave the club
    I can't believe these people. Kill the germs on the radiator? They will F*kin multiply with that.. Glad to hear management took care of it - sometimes they are in denial too.. Should have sprayed insectrepellant instead of airfreshener around him

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  15. This is not a pet peave since I have only seen 1 man do it, but I thought it worth sharing:

    Old Asian Man: Leg propped up on sink counter butt flossing with his towl

    Same Old Asian Man: 15 mins later, blow drying his unit

  16. Quote Originally Posted by Anomaly2181 View Post

    Same Old Asian Man: 15 mins later, blow drying his unit
    That absolutely f'ing killed me lol.

  17. I've had a run of midgets at my gym with little/no muscle mass doing lots of forearm exercises. I mean what do they want to look like..?



    Ah well, the fact that it annoys me just makes me SFW harder.

    Yug-gug-gug-gug-gug!

  18. I despise when Gay's follow me from station to station. This old fruitcake kept migrating with me everytime i left an area to go to the next.

    And he would always be behind me.

    Everytime i go to glance in the mirror he's "between sets"....just sitting there.

    Yeah its flattering and all...But it should end there. Dont follow me out to the parking lot and ask me questions about "earning some extra money"...I mean wtf.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by YajV24 View Post
    I despise when Gay's follow me from station to station. This old fruitcake kept migrating with me everytime i left an area to go to the next.

    And he would always be behind me.

    Everytime i go to glance in the mirror he's "between sets"....just sitting there.

    Yeah its flattering and all...But it should end there. Dont follow me out to the parking lot and ask me questions about "earning some extra money"...I mean wtf.
    My reply would be, "Do you think it'd be a bad way to die, being beaten to death in a parking lot..? **** off or find out."

    Pretty sure that'd work.


  20. Quote Originally Posted by Vance View Post
    My reply would be, "Do you think it'd be a bad way to die, being beaten to death in a parking lot..? **** off or find out."

    Pretty sure that'd work.

    2nd that

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  21. Quote Originally Posted by Vance View Post
    My reply would be, "Do you think it'd be a bad way to die, being beaten to death in a parking lot..? **** off or find out."

    Pretty sure that'd work.

    I like the way you think.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  22. Can't stand the young punk wiggers who start all those stupid conversations with you only to find out if you are juicing. I got Tool rippin' on my Ipod, I'm soaked and pumped to the max, I'm breathing like I just sprinted 1k, and some jack stain wants to know about supps. I feel like slappin' him with a 45 pound plate. Last week, I told a similar knuckled head to stop talking, quit wearing out the mirrors, and to start eating and lifting heavy. For crying out loud, I can't stand em! I want to wear a shirt that says "leave me alone!" Because of my size, every idiot in the gym wants to know my diet and training routine. Easy, I eat or drink clean protein constantly until I am sick, and then lift the heaviest weights possible for as long as possible until I am sick again - rest - repeat.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by Rommel65 View Post
    Can't stand the young punk wiggers who start all those stupid conversations with you only to find out if you are juicing. I got Tool rippin' on my Ipod, I'm soaked and pumped to the max, I'm breathing like I just sprinted 1k, and some jack stain wants to know about supps. I feel like slappin' him with a 45 pound plate. Last week, I told a similar knuckled head to stop talking, quit wearing out the mirrors, and to start eating and lifting heavy. For crying out loud, I can't stand em! I want to wear a shirt that says "leave me alone!" Because of my size, every idiot in the gym wants to know my diet and training routine. Easy, I eat or drink clean protein constantly until I am sick, and then lift the heaviest weights possible for as long as possible until I am sick again - rest - repeat.




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    SFW and GFH

  24. Quote Originally Posted by Anomaly2181 View Post
    This is not a pet peave since I have only seen 1 man do it, but I thought it worth sharing:

    Old Asian Man: Leg propped up on sink counter butt flossing with his towl

    Same Old Asian Man: 15 mins later, blow drying his unit
    asians always treat gym bathroom as their own house......
    ~ IRON LIVERô________ *[It's just advice man, that's all it is! You can take or do whatever the FCUK you wanna do!]

  25. ^ might just get that

    i want one that says "danger radioactive testosterone present"
    ~ IRON LIVERô________ *[It's just advice man, that's all it is! You can take or do whatever the FCUK you wanna do!]

  26. how about this chick



    or this one


  27. Quote Originally Posted by mooch2321 View Post
    how about this chick



    or this one

    First chick is just listening to Enter Sandman while stretching... Duh.

    Second chick... #1 contender in the thread so far for a dragon punch.


  28. the little chinese guy at around 2:45....ive actually seen this exact same thing happen...priceless!


  29. Saw something similar where all the weight dropped off one side and caused the bar to whip in the other direction almost taking out the guy on the bench next-door. Gotta say though the guy in that instance had no spot.

    That douche was the worst spotter ever.

  30. I had kettle bell class this am, now doing kettle bells many might know you grab a few various bells, heaviest i can do is 47 pds, swing, and cleans, ( bruises to prove it)...i see this guy come in, seen him before look at what I have and head to the heavy section, the blacks and grays, 80 to 120 pds maybe...... all during class he was struggling, crying almost until the instructer looked at him and said.."dont worry that she can swing more than you get a comfortable weight a**".............. I smiled and laughed like heck

    I hate guys who try to do more than they can......BUT i love when someone calls them on it hehe

    TC
    RIP Ryan, :(
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