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  2. Another one for you, someone who brings there phone into the gym, and keeps pressing the keys on it while running on the treadmill, almost causing a fall, guess it was a important phone call????!!

    TC
    RIP Ryan, :(
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by toughchick401 View Post
    Another one for you, someone who brings there phone into the gym, and keeps pressing the keys on it while running on the treadmill, almost causing a fall, guess it was a important phone call????!!

    TC
    Na I love that one. Just sucks when they're far away so you don't get to see the action.

  4. My gym seems to be loaded lately with people, today was girl riding bike, txting every 3-4 seconds............kinda made me giggle
    RIP Ryan, :(

  5. People that always come to the gym wearing the same clothes every day and smell like they never washed them after any workout

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  6. Don't know if this was said, wannabe MMA guys shadow boxing in the weight room to get attention.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by luclyluciano View Post
    Don't know if this was said, wannabe MMA guys shadow boxing in the weight room to get attention.
    That must be hillarious to watch
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  8. Chicks who just stand in front of me and stare at my junk. It gets distracting after a while is all im saying.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by GetSwoll View Post
    Chicks who just stand in front of me and stare at my junk. It gets distracting after a while is all im saying.
    For a guy who's car stinks of light beer, tears and tampons, you really have tickets on yourself don't you? Now be honest... You actually stand there staring at your own junk in the mirror don't you..?

    I saw a new derivative of gadget guy last night. Guy on the cross trainer wearing; gloves, a weight belt, two knee braces, an elbow support, weighted wrist straps and a sweatband around his head.

    Looked like;


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  11. Quote Originally Posted by Vance View Post
    For a guy who's car stinks of light beer, tears and tampons, you really have tickets on yourself don't you? Now be honest... You actually stand there staring at your own junk in the mirror don't you..?

    I saw a new derivative of gadget guy last night. Guy on the cross trainer wearing; gloves, a weight belt, two knee braces, an elbow support, weighted wrist straps and a sweatband around his head.

    Looked like;

    dont be hatin on my gear son. It helps with my pump.
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  13. just joined a new gym, for kettle bell classes only, I have a feeling I am going to have alot of douchebag stories.. But i love the torture
    RIP Ryan, :(

  14. lol...
    When I take my 10 mm belt, knee wraps, and wrist wraps into the public gym to squat or whatever I do feel like robocop. I get some crazy stares using all my equipment...
    but it just gets crazy when people ask me questions about it...

    one guy pointed at my knee sleeves and asked if they make them for ankles
    SFW and GFH

  15. hahaha ^^^


    I get stares just from using my dip belt...Im the only one in my gym who uses one. They give me the biggest look
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  16. im just going to leave this here....
    YouTube - WTF - Human Muscle Car
    I hate when people do this in the gym
    SFW and GFH

  17. Quote Originally Posted by Inarius View Post
    im just going to leave this here....
    YouTube - WTF - Human Muscle Car
    I hate when people do this in the gym
    Holy sh*t dude.
    AHHAHAHAHAHA
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  18. Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Holy sh*t dude.
    AHHAHAHAHAHA
    happens all the time at my gym man... its just so annoying
    SFW and GFH

  19. I hate it when I'm just trying to pose and someone takes my protein powder...
    YouTube - Muscle March

  20. Easily the funniest **** all day peed myself a little

  21. So i hit the gym tonight after my day shift, I rode the bike for awhile ( hour 30 mins) than I decide to go practice my turkish lifts ( from kettle bell)...in walks for lack of a better word, mr stupid, now it's a weird move, weird angle, nothing i can describe, but not very lady like, and in comes stupid,
    Guy: "what the hell are you doing"
    Me: "nothing you should try"
    Guy: "looks easy"
    Me:"ok"...
    He sits down near me, watches me for a full 5 mins, attempts one and falls on his ass almost, turns beat red, gets up and turns to leave, I yell out..."told you it's hard"

    Made my day, I admit I laughed a little .................ok ALOT

    TC
    RIP Ryan, :(

  22. Quote Originally Posted by UGHQTempus View Post
    I hate it when I'm just trying to pose and someone takes my protein powder...
    YouTube - Muscle March
    WTF is wrong with the Japanese?

  23. idk i wonder the same thing sometimes... probably has to do something with nuclear radiation tho...... which i guess would be our fault......now i just feel bad

  24. Quote Originally Posted by slacker86 View Post
    idk i wonder the same thing sometimes... probably has to do something with nuclear radiation tho...... which i guess would be our fault......now i just feel bad
    Don't, you didn't drop the bomb. It isn't "our fault" it was the government at the time.

  25. HAHAHAH....my side hurts!

  26. Quote Originally Posted by toughchick401 View Post
    So i hit the gym tonight after my day shift, I rode the bike for awhile ( hour 30 mins) than I decide to go practice my turkish lifts ( from kettle bell)...in walks for lack of a better word, mr stupid, now it's a weird move, weird angle, nothing i can describe, but not very lady like, and in comes stupid,
    Guy: "what the hell are you doing"
    Me: "nothing you should try"
    Guy: "looks easy"
    Me:"ok"...
    He sits down near me, watches me for a full 5 mins, attempts one and falls on his ass almost, turns beat red, gets up and turns to leave, I yell out..."told you it's hard"

    Made my day, I admit I laughed a little .................ok ALOT

    TC
    Do you ever manage to get in and out of the gym without getting hit on TC? Sounds like you need a bodyguard when you go!

    Was a guy at my gym doing the 1.5" presses on the Smith machine with more weight than he could obviously handle at the gym today. From there he promptly went to do bent over T-bar rows and ****ed his back before limping out of the gym wimpering like a little girl.

  27. Quote Originally Posted by Inarius View Post
    im just going to leave this here....
    YouTube - WTF - Human Muscle Car
    I hate when people do this in the gym
    What,.. the... hell......




  28. i dont go to a large gym because there isnt one where i live but... there are still tools. 2 uni students doing dumbell shoulder press with about 15kg/35pounds (each hand) grunting like there is no tomorow then dropping the dumbells on the ground so everyone can see how cool they are. made me laugh so much, im 16 and dumbell shoulder pressing 25kg/55pounds.
    also a guy who once went to the same gym loved flexing so much that he pretended to have an itchy nose just so he could flex.

  29. Quote Originally Posted by Vance View Post
    Do you ever manage to get in and out of the gym without getting hit on TC? Sounds like you need a bodyguard when you go!

    Was a guy at my gym doing the 1.5" presses on the Smith machine with more weight than he could obviously handle at the gym today. From there he promptly went to do bent over T-bar rows and ****ed his back before limping out of the gym wimpering like a little girl.
    I work in a psych hospital i must have a sign on me that says...."come talk to me or bug me"...last thing I want to do is talk to people when i am not at work...... So no I dont get hit on, its all the weirdos in the world, it's like when I used to teach, I would go ANYWHERE and I would meet special needs children.......... ( I loved it).......


    TC
    RIP Ryan, :(
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