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    Another one for you, someone who brings there phone into the gym, and keeps pressing the keys on it while running on the treadmill, almost causing a fall, guess it was a important phone call????!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toughchick401 View Post
    Another one for you, someone who brings there phone into the gym, and keeps pressing the keys on it while running on the treadmill, almost causing a fall, guess it was a important phone call????!!

    TC
    Na I love that one. Just sucks when they're far away so you don't get to see the action.
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    My gym seems to be loaded lately with people, today was girl riding bike, txting every 3-4 seconds............kinda made me giggle
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    People that always come to the gym wearing the same clothes every day and smell like they never washed them after any workout

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    Don't know if this was said, wannabe MMA guys shadow boxing in the weight room to get attention.
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    Quote Originally Posted by luclyluciano View Post
    Don't know if this was said, wannabe MMA guys shadow boxing in the weight room to get attention.
    That must be hillarious to watch
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    Chicks who just stand in front of me and stare at my junk. It gets distracting after a while is all im saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GetSwoll View Post
    Chicks who just stand in front of me and stare at my junk. It gets distracting after a while is all im saying.
    For a guy who's car stinks of light beer, tears and tampons, you really have tickets on yourself don't you? Now be honest... You actually stand there staring at your own junk in the mirror don't you..?

    I saw a new derivative of gadget guy last night. Guy on the cross trainer wearing; gloves, a weight belt, two knee braces, an elbow support, weighted wrist straps and a sweatband around his head.

    Looked like;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vance View Post
    For a guy who's car stinks of light beer, tears and tampons, you really have tickets on yourself don't you? Now be honest... You actually stand there staring at your own junk in the mirror don't you..?

    I saw a new derivative of gadget guy last night. Guy on the cross trainer wearing; gloves, a weight belt, two knee braces, an elbow support, weighted wrist straps and a sweatband around his head.

    Looked like;

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    just joined a new gym, for kettle bell classes only, I have a feeling I am going to have alot of douchebag stories.. But i love the torture
    RIP Ryan, :(
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    lol...
    When I take my 10 mm belt, knee wraps, and wrist wraps into the public gym to squat or whatever I do feel like robocop. I get some crazy stares using all my equipment...
    but it just gets crazy when people ask me questions about it...

    one guy pointed at my knee sleeves and asked if they make them for ankles
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    hahaha ^^^


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    im just going to leave this here....
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    I hate when people do this in the gym
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inarius View Post
    im just going to leave this here....
    YouTube - WTF - Human Muscle Car
    I hate when people do this in the gym
    Holy sh*t dude.
    AHHAHAHAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Holy sh*t dude.
    AHHAHAHAHAHA
    happens all the time at my gym man... its just so annoying
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    Easily the funniest **** all day peed myself a little
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    So i hit the gym tonight after my day shift, I rode the bike for awhile ( hour 30 mins) than I decide to go practice my turkish lifts ( from kettle bell)...in walks for lack of a better word, mr stupid, now it's a weird move, weird angle, nothing i can describe, but not very lady like, and in comes stupid,
    Guy: "what the hell are you doing"
    Me: "nothing you should try"
    Guy: "looks easy"
    Me:"ok"...
    He sits down near me, watches me for a full 5 mins, attempts one and falls on his ass almost, turns beat red, gets up and turns to leave, I yell out..."told you it's hard"

    Made my day, I admit I laughed a little .................ok ALOT

    TC
    RIP Ryan, :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by UGHQTempus View Post
    I hate it when I'm just trying to pose and someone takes my protein powder...
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    idk i wonder the same thing sometimes... probably has to do something with nuclear radiation tho...... which i guess would be our fault......now i just feel bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by slacker86 View Post
    idk i wonder the same thing sometimes... probably has to do something with nuclear radiation tho...... which i guess would be our fault......now i just feel bad
    Don't, you didn't drop the bomb. It isn't "our fault" it was the government at the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toughchick401 View Post
    So i hit the gym tonight after my day shift, I rode the bike for awhile ( hour 30 mins) than I decide to go practice my turkish lifts ( from kettle bell)...in walks for lack of a better word, mr stupid, now it's a weird move, weird angle, nothing i can describe, but not very lady like, and in comes stupid,
    Guy: "what the hell are you doing"
    Me: "nothing you should try"
    Guy: "looks easy"
    Me:"ok"...
    He sits down near me, watches me for a full 5 mins, attempts one and falls on his ass almost, turns beat red, gets up and turns to leave, I yell out..."told you it's hard"

    Made my day, I admit I laughed a little .................ok ALOT

    TC
    Do you ever manage to get in and out of the gym without getting hit on TC? Sounds like you need a bodyguard when you go!

    Was a guy at my gym doing the 1.5" presses on the Smith machine with more weight than he could obviously handle at the gym today. From there he promptly went to do bent over T-bar rows and ****ed his back before limping out of the gym wimpering like a little girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inarius View Post
    im just going to leave this here....
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    I hate when people do this in the gym
    What,.. the... hell......



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    i dont go to a large gym because there isnt one where i live but... there are still tools. 2 uni students doing dumbell shoulder press with about 15kg/35pounds (each hand) grunting like there is no tomorow then dropping the dumbells on the ground so everyone can see how cool they are. made me laugh so much, im 16 and dumbell shoulder pressing 25kg/55pounds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vance View Post
    Do you ever manage to get in and out of the gym without getting hit on TC? Sounds like you need a bodyguard when you go!

    Was a guy at my gym doing the 1.5" presses on the Smith machine with more weight than he could obviously handle at the gym today. From there he promptly went to do bent over T-bar rows and ****ed his back before limping out of the gym wimpering like a little girl.
    I work in a psych hospital i must have a sign on me that says...."come talk to me or bug me"...last thing I want to do is talk to people when i am not at work...... So no I dont get hit on, its all the weirdos in the world, it's like when I used to teach, I would go ANYWHERE and I would meet special needs children.......... ( I loved it).......


    TC
    RIP Ryan, :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by toughchick401 View Post
    So i hit the gym tonight after my day shift, I rode the bike for awhile ( hour 30 mins) than I decide to go practice my turkish lifts ( from kettle bell)...in walks for lack of a better word, mr stupid, now it's a weird move, weird angle, nothing i can describe, but not very lady like, and in comes stupid,
    Guy: "what the hell are you doing"
    Me: "nothing you should try"
    Guy: "looks easy"
    Me:"ok"...
    He sits down near me, watches me for a full 5 mins, attempts one and falls on his ass almost, turns beat red, gets up and turns to leave, I yell out..."told you it's hard"

    Made my day, I admit I laughed a little .................ok ALOT

    TC
    Lmfao Whoever says those are easy is not knowing what he is talking about

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    Quote Originally Posted by toughchick401 View Post
    I work in a psych hospital i must have a sign on me that says...."come talk to me or bug me"...last thing I want to do is talk to people when i am not at work...... So no I dont get hit on, its all the weirdos in the world, it's like when I used to teach, I would go ANYWHERE and I would meet special needs children.......... ( I loved it).......


    TC
    Ok, so I'd have to be a quiet bodyguard and not muscle up on any special needs kids who approach you because that's all good. Got it.

    After today's workout I think it's fair to say that the biggest douchebags in your average gym are the (Obviously under qualified) personal trainers who run around looking for every last **** to suck with the ****ty advice they give out to people.

    My younger brother has joined the gym recently after a lot of prodding and prompting from me as he was about as unhealthy as it gets. He'd had some health problems and required HRT etc for a while but it boiled down to the fact that he looks like his body is built out of macaroni, was about as inactive as you could be and didn't keep a good routine as far as diet/sleep/training of any description (Zero muscle mass - he works in film & IT) and as part of joining the gym they gave him 3 free personal training sessions.

    Now, he's zero muscle mass, probably around 5'11 and maybe 140lbs. What does this douchebag PT have him doing when I get to the gym? Flat out zero resistance cardio for an hour at a time with the only resistance work being lunges with like 5lb db's... W. T. F.

    Anyways, I straightened my brother out with a solid routine that's going to see him build some muscle in the next 6-8 weeks with some moderate resistance cardio bookending his training to improve his CV fitness without annihilating whatever minimal muscle he's carrying. He's made more progress in the 5 days of doing what I told him to do than in the 2 weeks of doing what this ****head told him to do.

    I also got into the PT about it and asked him WTF he was thinking, because I know he's used to duping 5'3" 300lb chicks out of $50 a session but the rules for training overweight people don't apply to everyone. He apologises and tells me I should become a personal trainer...

    [/rant]

    P.S. No offense intended to some of the good PT's that frequent this board like Travis - you guys are awesome. You must get even ****tier about it than I do with so many douchebags raping the dollars and the credibility out of your noble profession.
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    hey man... Im a software developer! Not all IT people are out of shape nerds...
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    The skinny guys at my gym that wear wife beaters that fit like a poncho who walk around puffed up, hat on backwards etc.

    I've been tempted to ask them where they find wife beaters that loose because all mine cut into my armpits and I can't find them any bigger.

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    Anyone who throws weights.
    Anyone who yells.
    Anyone who wears a belt for every exercise, but doesn't actually do anything.
    And the fitness chicks who wear skin tight clothes and do stiff leg deads so I have to worry its gonna be boner time any second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitesnake View Post
    Not Bigs irritate me


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Packenwood View Post
    The skinny guys at my gym that wear wife beaters that fit like a poncho who walk around puffed up, hat on backwards etc.

    I've been tempted to ask them where they find wife beaters that loose because all mine cut into my armpits and I can't find them any bigger.

    Damn turd buckets
    Got a couple of these "turd buckets" at my gym too

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