Douchebags at the gym...
- 09-05-2009, 11:54 PM
- 09-06-2009, 12:05 AM
09-06-2009, 12:12 AM
09-06-2009, 12:23 AM
09-06-2009, 01:56 AM
I got this little skinny phuck that works out with another little skinny phuck. Together they might weght as much as me. They load up 225 on bench then slam the weight on their chest and arch their back so much on the way up it looks like they're trying to do a backwards crab walk, while the other one lifts it for them. It makes me laugh every time, though i havent seen them i a while they might've cracked a rib or something.
09-06-2009, 08:48 AM
09-06-2009, 09:07 AM
I've only ever made one attempt at form to this burly female doing squats with some 90 pound dude. Looked like she was trying to impress him or something but was squatting very dangerously. When I approached her she told me she's an elite athlete and a power lifter and she's fine. Decided at that point that I only say anything if asked.
09-06-2009, 09:50 AM
im new to the fourms... coming over from LB to check things out and I must say damn this thread is hallarious
09-06-2009, 01:05 PM
09-06-2009, 10:41 PM
09-06-2009, 11:00 PM
i just let people go about it if they are doing it wrong. and when they get hurt, just laugh.if you can't do it properly..then don't do it at all. i think it's hilarious when like two kids that weigh 100lbs soaking wet combined, try to do like db bench press with like 60lb dumbbells. it is like a team effort, and then they do three reps...and then i go over and bang out like 20 reps of curls...i like to see people disappointed. yes, i am a sick person.
however, but the funniest thing is sometimes i will work out at school, the college gym, it is about ten times worse...every guy is in like wife beaters even if they are a skeleton, load up the bar and struggle with whatever they are doing. then i'll use that weight for warm ups...its great
09-07-2009, 12:02 AM
It's ultra annoying when someone camps out on the Smythe machine when it's obvious others are waiting to use it.
09-07-2009, 12:08 AM
Btw guys, I have to take some accountability regarding an annoying habit I've developed. It's hard to admit this... but... okay, sometimes I camp out on the Smythe machine when it's obvious this hot chick is waiting to use it.
09-07-2009, 08:51 AM
09-07-2009, 02:30 PM
09-09-2009, 09:29 AM
I really don't care what these people do in the gym....however, the only thing that gets under my skin is the one guy that asks...
'can I get a set in'
I'm like dude, huh?
09-09-2009, 10:32 AM
09-09-2009, 11:48 AM
The geeza at my gym who likes to work out his biceps every other day (the only time he trains), and checks out his 'six pack' in the mirror EVERYTIME he finishes a set of curls!
09-09-2009, 12:25 PM
Not necessarily a douchebag, but this is funny. There's this gigantic guy at my gym. Last night he was on an elyptical machine. The plasma tv was on Wheel of Fortune and he was talking to the tv. "D! There's 2 D's! Say D." "NO, pass, dummy!" On and on... I was rolling. Not to make fun at all, he was just so loud and excited.
09-09-2009, 01:12 PM
09-09-2009, 01:20 PM
Okay, I wasn't going to say this, b/c it could come across as unkind, but he's um.. very tongue tied. Nothing wrong with that, but it made his exclamations much more interesting!
OMGosh, I'm laughing again.
09-09-2009, 01:32 PM
He answered with an extremely thick lisp... "To believe in yourself?"
09-09-2009, 01:45 PM
09-09-2009, 02:27 PM
09-09-2009, 02:30 PM
09-09-2009, 11:10 PM
09-10-2009, 01:36 AM
I get minorly miffed when people start using tons of DBs (especially when they run the rack) and either leave them on the ground or just start randomly putting them in all the wrong places.
The big one that royally pissed me off this month - I was bench and warming up to 315. I started out by grabbing 6 plates and stacking them next to the bench. When I had 275 on the bar some tiny little 120lb kid took the other two plates. When I finished the warm up I went over to him to get them back (my gym is chronically short of 45s) and he actually said that he "didn't see my name on them." I just took them off the bar and loaded mine back up.
09-10-2009, 02:08 AM
09-10-2009, 02:28 AM
09-10-2009, 12:51 PM
I belong to a gym that's 24 hours, I love when I go after work, a long night of restraining kids, take downs and i walk in and you have 2 very large girls with there boyfriends I assume, sitting on the machines and talking, laughing, drinking coffee, dressed like there going to a club........... here i come dressed, baseball cap backwards, sweats, and Ipod.............and I can hear them, "oh she's tough"................Makes me want to throw them on the floor and restrain them just for being stupid and annoying.............
RIP Ryan, :(
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