Douchebags at the gym...

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    So, I'm walking out of the gym and some kid follows me and stops me. He said, "Hey, I saw you lift and you're a beast. Your legs are sexy and you look like you just had a crazy fck session!" O.o wtf?!
    Lol, he probably snapped so many pics of you while you weren't looking. I caught to little pervers taking pics of a woman at the gym a few months ago. I waited till they were doing there next set, then walked up next to them and acted like I was taking pictures of them. They left promptly.
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  2. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    So, I'm walking out of the gym and some kid follows me and stops me. He said, "Hey, I saw you lift and you're a beast. Your legs are sexy and you look like you just had a crazy fck session!" O.o wtf?!

    well did you? lol
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by fame126 View Post

    well did you? lol
    Lol, not gonna lie. I was a hot mess!!!
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    So, I'm walking out of the gym and some kid follows me and stops me. He said, "Hey, I saw you lift and you're a beast. Your legs are sexy and you look like you just had a crazy fck session!"

    O.o wtf?!
    aaaaaaaaand that's the reason women don't like being surrounded by guys in the gym lol
    "if there's one thing women love, it's a vascular man" - stewie griffin

  5. Quote Originally Posted by tjbruno View Post

    aaaaaaaaand that's the reason women don't like being surrounded by guys in the gym lol
    I guess he's been creeping all the girls out. It was so weird, I didn't even notice him following me or working out at all! I usually take my headphones off while I walk to my car at night, just in case a creep like him came up to me. Everyone said I could have kicked his asss easily!!!
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    So, I'm walking out of the gym and some kid follows me and stops me. He said, "Hey, I saw you lift and you're a beast. Your legs are sexy and you look like you just had a crazy fck session!"

    O.o wtf?!
    It's amazing how poor most peoples' social skills are nowadays. If he had only said the first sentence, it would have been a nice compliment and potential conversation starter if the receiver wanted to speak to him. Instead he blurts out two follow-ups that make him look like an idiot and give him a 0% chance of receiving any sort of nice response. People like him can get away with that crap on message boards, twitter, etc.. But face to face, if he catches someone in the wrong mood he'll probably loose a few teeth.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by hokiebird View Post

    It's amazing how poor most peoples' social skills are nowadays. If he had only said the first sentence, it would have been a nice compliment and potential conversation starter if the receiver wanted to speak to him. Instead he blurts out two follow-ups that make him look like an idiot and give him a 0% chance of receiving any sort of nice response. People like him can get away with that crap on message boards, twitter, etc.. But face to face, if he catches someone in the wrong mood he'll probably loose a few teeth.
    I'm sure hell mess with someone's gf pretty soon and it won't be pretty. If I weren't such a nice person, I would have already beat his a**!
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
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  8. Douchebags At Home Edition:

    My sister in law never flushes the ****ing toilet. She is living with me and my wife during her last semester of college. She calls the guest bathroom her own. However before she lived with us that was most definitely the man throne where I'd go to take care of business. Now that she is here I have to use the bathroom in the master but every once in awhile my sister in law will leave for a few days allowing me to yet again return to my own porcelain throne.

    Every single time I've gone in there to drop a deuce there is mounds upon frigging mounds of toilet paper (puccah why do girls use so damn much?) as well as who knows how long its been in there old urine.

    I'm thinking of dropping a nasty post workout meal bomb and letting it simmer in there for her when she returns.
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  9. Quote Originally Posted by DJBeanPole View Post
    Douchebags At Home Edition:

    My sister in law never flushes the ****ing toilet. She is living with me and my wife during her last semester of college. She calls the guest bathroom her own. However before she lived with us that was most definitely the man throne where I'd go to take care of business. Now that she is here I have to use the bathroom in the master but every once in awhile my sister in law will leave for a few days allowing me to yet again return to my own porcelain throne.

    Every single time I've gone in there to drop a deuce there is mounds upon frigging mounds of toilet paper (puccah why do girls use so damn much?) as well as who knows how long its been in there old urine.

    I'm thinking of dropping a nasty post workout meal bomb and letting it simmer in there for her when she returns.
    Lmaoooo.... Omg!!! You crack me up!!!! Girls are extremely wasteful!
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  10. I'm thinking of dropping a nasty post workout meal bomb and letting it simmer in there for her when she returns.[/QUOTE]

    make sure to eat some corn too!!

  11. I'm away on business this week and next which means I have to work out in Gold's Gym....the mecca of douchebags. I'm trying to bench as is another fellow who was quite serious and you could tell knew his ****. Both trying to get in the zone. There is this dbag who is built like John Candy on the lying crunch machine counting out his reps in a voice that sounds like RoseAnn Barr having an orgasm. 1,1,1,1,2,2,2,2,3,3,3,3,4,4,4, 4...on and on set after set as if crunches are going to give a guy that is 300 lbs overweight six pack abs....... I can't even freaking concentrate on what the hell I am doing so I head into another room.

    Next room I find a guy straight out of Jersey Shore. 400 bucks worth of UnderArmour on, gelled up hair, sweet bicep tattoos and smelling like he just rubbed a playboy bunny air freshener all over himself. Oh, and by the way it's 5:00 in the morning. He is doing standing shoulder presses with 35s screaming (again in a womanly voice) with every rep and then just dropping the weights when he is done....because apparently it's too dangerous to try to set down that extreme amount of weight without destroying your lower back.

    FML....I go back into the other room since Free Willy is off the ab machine and has headed off to ruin someone else's day. I'm doing seated presses facing the mirror and this woman sets up right behind me and thanks to the mirror I have a perfect view as she starts a series of bent over stretches that would make a member of cirque de soleil jealous. So it is now completely impossible for me to even think straight because I am just imagining the type of fun that could be had with her and she keeps on bending over and thrusting that delicious ass all over the place. I guess I'm the Dbag in this scenario, but I'm ok with that.
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  12. The guy who works out with his shirt off..literally struts around like he's a king and IS THE ONLY person without a shirt on..then there's the two guys over in the corner taking selfies in the mirror..then two more guys lifting there shirts up to compare ab muscles when they probably weigh about 90 lbs combined..the sunglasses guy.. The 225 lb juiced up trainer who condemns steroids and swears its creatine...the 5 foot tall woman with H cup breast implants who for some reason hasn't broken her back yet..the old guy who walks around talking on the phone screaming "that's a 1 million dollar investment!" As loud as he can so everyone can hear. The 25 couples making out looking around to make sure people are watching....the...the..ugh...n eed a new gym

  13. I walked into the gym yesterday and they had the final song from grease play. Try hitting a new PR to wham bam diggidy bam da dong!!!
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  14. Quote Originally Posted by SXIPro View Post
    I'm away on business this week and next which means I have to work out in Gold's Gym....the mecca of douchebags.
    pfffffffffff I work at gold's
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  15. Quote Originally Posted by Kilo G View Post
    So I came into the gym after a long day of work at the bud trimery, I thought I didn't smell that much but apperantly I did. Everyone stared at me the whole time, I even over heard Russian guys talking about how it reeks of pot.

    ......well fuuck I'd rather work out @ a gym that smells like pot then a gym that smells like booty stank and runny shiit
    That's why I'm glad my gyms kind of in the hood I'll smoke a fat one on the way walk in reeking of the ganj and won't nobody say ****
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  16. You guys let people disturb your workouts too much lol.

    I'm the dbag in the gym with my headphones in and my head down, who will ignore you if you ask me something because I'm not there to make friends
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  17. The guys that drop the DBs on the floor get me. Apparently they can't read the four posters on the wall behind the DB racks saying "Do NOT drop the weights on the floor or equipment! If you can pick it up, you can sit it down!"

    There was a guy doing hammer curls (30 lbs) next to me yesterday while I did shrugs. Instead of just taking two steps forward and sitting them back on the rack, he dropped them. I sit my 125s down on the floor and just give him a wth look in the mirror. He sees me looking at him so I nod to the closest poster then shake my head. Dude just turned and left and didn't return. I picked up his weights and put them back.
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  18. I never put my weights back and I never wipe my chalk off.

    Jk I hate those fcukers!

    Or.... The a holes who don't wipe their sweat stains off. One guy got pissed at me for telling him to wipe his SH!T!
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
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  19. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    I never put my weights back and I never wipe my chalk off.

    Jk I hate those fcukers!

    Or.... The a holes who don't wipe their sweat stains off. One guy got pissed at me for telling him to wipe his SH!T!
    He was trying to reduce the friction for your set.
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  20. Quote Originally Posted by Montego1 View Post

    He was trying to reduce the friction for your set.
    Lol, he left a puddle of sweat on the bench and when I asked him to wipe it, "he said its only sweat!" I said, "wtf?!" Then he said, "fine, ill wipe it with my dirty sweat rag!"
    Ugh...
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  21. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    I never put my weights back and I never wipe my chalk off.

    Jk I hate those fcukers!

    Or.... The a holes who don't wipe their sweat stains off. One guy got pissed at me for telling him to wipe his SH!T!
    I don't get bothered by people not wiping their chalk off. It's when they leave it laying around on the floor in the middle of a walkway. I'm enough of a jerk that I will lightly kick it out of the way.
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  22. Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post

    I don't get bothered by people not wiping their chalk off. It's when they leave it laying around on the floor in the middle of a walkway. I'm enough of a jerk that I will lightly kick it out of the way.
    I'm the only person who uses chalk at my gym so everybody will know it's me. Plus, it's good gym etiquette to clean up after yourself.
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  23. Honest question, what does cleaning up chalk entail? Because from everyone I've talked to since reading this thread recently nobody ever cleans up chalk. To me there's no difference between cleaning up chalk and cleaning up dirt from your shoes.
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  24. As long as there's not powder everywhere, who gives a damn? I think all bars should be chalked just to keep them clean in terms of bacterial a growth.
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  25. Quote Originally Posted by Rodja View Post
    As long as there's not powder everywhere, who gives a damn? I think all bars should be chalked just to keep them clean in terms of bacterial a growth.
    Agree. I just wipe down the bars and plates.
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-
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