Douchebags at the gym...
- 09-04-2009, 01:18 AM
Got another one at the gym last night.
The losers (At my gym they are either asian students or ginger guys) who quite obviously join the 'yoga' (Could be any class though) class in the gym as a way to meet chicks, and who despite epic-failing every night keep going in the forlorn hope that one of the chicks falls and hits her head while pulling squatting lotus one night and then lowers her standards enough to sleep with him in the carpark.
These people are more amusing than irritating though.
- 09-04-2009, 01:58 AM
09-04-2009, 09:41 AM
they let a g-i-n-g-e-r in the gym? but..they have no soul...
i saw gadget guy last night...trying to tell an actual powerlifter how to deadlift... i wanted to swing a bar at him like a baseball bat
09-04-2009, 09:49 AM
oh man my gym is full of douches. We got the abercrombie and fitch kids who walk around in sandals and manage to do everything but actually lift a single weight. I remember him sitting on the only available bench trying to hit on a girl way out of his league and i waited a few minutes for him to see if he was gonna do a set or just be a douche. So i went up to him and said hey abercrombie u gonna work out or pretend like that girl gives a crap what your saying? i havent seen him sense. Then of course i can relate to the im supersetting on every piece of equipment in the gym guy. u got the girls who workout yet complain and the im gonna do 40 sets of biceps, going all gumby back with way too much weight 3x a week guys and spend my time in between sets flexing my 14in arms. These days from the time i enter the gym to the time i leave i have my ipod in full blast. When people try to talk to me i just dont acknowledge. Its like leave me the F alone im in the F'in ZONE
09-04-2009, 11:31 AM
I'm with SwoleT. If I don't want to be bothered in the gym, I just put on my earphones and FU face. Works everytime!
09-04-2009, 01:14 PM
In my gym, I have to put on the "**** you, I'm straight" face permanently. I even thought about making a new shirt that states this in a friendly manner.
09-04-2009, 01:23 PM
09-04-2009, 01:34 PM
09-04-2009, 02:30 PM
What the color blind. Haha
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09-04-2009, 03:03 PM
old dudes blow drying their balls after they shower
dudes walking around the locker room naked for no reason...
last week in the middle of my squat sets I left the rack to put more plates on the bar and two guys stepped into my rack and started having a convo while I was loading up plates...
SFW and GFH
09-04-2009, 06:33 PM
I read the comments about the fr00ts and I was thinking to myself it sounds kind of passive aggressive. If I ever had some weird dude trying to check me out I'd call him on it. I would assume it would both stop the problem and dissuade it from happening again, no? A friendly "Hey a**hole can I help you with somethin?" fixes all sorts of problems. IMHO
09-04-2009, 06:38 PM
09-04-2009, 06:41 PM
Although I don't use it in the gym cause it makes me look weak; it's actually a great device for core building while lifting weights.Also anyone that uses a bosu ball - One douche stands on it to do DB curls.
09-04-2009, 06:43 PM
09-04-2009, 08:19 PM
09-04-2009, 08:35 PM
09-04-2009, 08:42 PM
I swear, I have this fantasy... I put on one of those white radiation suits, and even slip on some of those extra-thick rubber gloves... like the ones I clean my toilets with... and I walk right up behind the dude, have someone grasp his arms while I shirk down his pungent sweatpants... and next I run my protected backhand all up the crack of his rank buttocks, then I place my corroded glove up to his nostrils, screaming, "Smell that??!! Do you, mutherphucker??!! That's YOU!!! YOU!!!!!!!"
Ummm... okay, so... it's not really a... fantasy per se... uhhhh... hmmm... yeah...
09-04-2009, 08:59 PM
09-04-2009, 09:17 PM
09-04-2009, 09:31 PM
when i hit the gym, i put my head phones in, pull my hat down low, and look as pissed off as possible. usually does the trick in keeping the chatter boxes away..though, to the guys really getting after it, i have no problem helping out..
09-04-2009, 09:39 PM
09-04-2009, 10:23 PM
what i hate
curls in the squat
the leg press
young kids trying to match your weight
same guys doing chest or arms EVERYTIME i see them in the gym
curls in the squat rack
peanut gallery(treadmills near squat rack)
all other humans.........lol
pretty much hate everyone except a few hotties that actually bust there ass......Im talking these hardcore chicks are doing squats and deads.
I love it when the chicks get in the squat rack and do work. Real work, not cardio.
09-04-2009, 10:33 PM
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09-05-2009, 12:41 AM
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09-05-2009, 01:04 AM
i thoroughly enjoy the oxygen tank guy at my gym. he walks over to a machine, sets his O2 tank down, and starts the following routine. 30 minutes on a machine, 4 sets of weight so light, the fixed plane bar leaves his hand at the top of the ROM. in between sets is non moving silence : 25 minutes of rest, where i actually wonder if he died... why does he have to use my seated dip machine
09-05-2009, 01:45 AM
sh!t, i just realized that there arent really any douches in my gym....
maybe that means I'M the douche
09-05-2009, 03:12 AM