Actually, truth be told... I won't even stand out, huh? Don't you just love California gyms?
There's a guy where I workout that is always on the equipment I need and can't push any weight. Been there the whole time and prob not making any gains. Won't talk to you but when he looks at you he's got this stuck up look on his face. What an ***!
Wait a sec?..I work out at my house by myself..uh oh
Yeah the best is when youre mid set and some **** starts introducing himself. Or the guy who asks you to spot him on the Smith machine. Yes, ive had people stop me mid set to ask me to spot them...on the smith.
Chicks are not exempt from this. The one who wants to take up the squat rack squatting with the bar for 30 minutes. Like damn, Just go to the db rack and do some walking lunges with the 5lb's. GTFO!
There's these 3 Chinese guys at my gym that hog the smith machine and take turns to do countless sets of 120lbs BP.
Also anyone that uses a bosu ball - One douche stands on it to do DB curls.
what about the chick who keeps asking to give head while you're on the BP?
FFS, can't she wait another 15 minutes?
Got another one at the gym last night.
The losers (At my gym they are either asian students or ginger guys) who quite obviously join the 'yoga' (Could be any class though) class in the gym as a way to meet chicks, and who despite epic-failing every night keep going in the forlorn hope that one of the chicks falls and hits her head while pulling squatting lotus one night and then lowers her standards enough to sleep with him in the carpark.
These people are more amusing than irritating though.
they let a g-i-n-g-e-r in the gym? but..they have no soul...
i saw gadget guy last night...trying to tell an actual powerlifter how to deadlift... i wanted to swing a bar at him like a baseball bat
oh man my gym is full of douches. We got the abercrombie and fitch kids who walk around in sandals and manage to do everything but actually lift a single weight. I remember him sitting on the only available bench trying to hit on a girl way out of his league and i waited a few minutes for him to see if he was gonna do a set or just be a douche. So i went up to him and said hey abercrombie u gonna work out or pretend like that girl gives a crap what your saying? i havent seen him sense. Then of course i can relate to the im supersetting on every piece of equipment in the gym guy. u got the girls who workout yet complain and the im gonna do 40 sets of biceps, going all gumby back with way too much weight 3x a week guys and spend my time in between sets flexing my 14in arms. These days from the time i enter the gym to the time i leave i have my ipod in full blast. When people try to talk to me i just dont acknowledge. Its like leave me the F alone im in the F'in ZONE
I'm with SwoleT. If I don't want to be bothered in the gym, I just put on my earphones and FU face. Works everytime!
In my gym, I have to put on the "**** you, I'm straight" face permanently. I even thought about making a new shirt that states this in a friendly manner.
What the color blind. Haha
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old dudes blow drying their balls after they shower
dudes walking around the locker room naked for no reason...
last week in the middle of my squat sets I left the rack to put more plates on the bar and two guys stepped into my rack and started having a convo while I was loading up plates...
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