Douchebags at the gym...
- 09-04-2009, 04:33 PM
I read the comments about the fr00ts and I was thinking to myself it sounds kind of passive aggressive. If I ever had some weird dude trying to check me out I'd call him on it. I would assume it would both stop the problem and dissuade it from happening again, no? A friendly "Hey a**hole can I help you with somethin?" fixes all sorts of problems. IMHO
- 09-04-2009, 04:38 PM
- 09-04-2009, 04:41 PM
Also anyone that uses a bosu ball - One douche stands on it to do DB curls.
09-04-2009, 04:43 PM
09-04-2009, 06:19 PM
the guy that smells like straight swamp ass while on the treadmill...
09-04-2009, 06:35 PM
09-04-2009, 06:42 PM
I swear, I have this fantasy... I put on one of those white radiation suits, and even slip on some of those extra-thick rubber gloves... like the ones I clean my toilets with... and I walk right up behind the dude, have someone grasp his arms while I shirk down his pungent sweatpants... and next I run my protected backhand all up the crack of his rank buttocks, then I place my corroded glove up to his nostrils, screaming, "Smell that??!! Do you, mutherphucker??!! That's YOU!!! YOU!!!!!!!"
Ummm... okay, so... it's not really a... fantasy per se... uhhhh... hmmm... yeah...
09-04-2009, 06:59 PM
09-04-2009, 07:17 PM
09-04-2009, 07:31 PM
when i hit the gym, i put my head phones in, pull my hat down low, and look as pissed off as possible. usually does the trick in keeping the chatter boxes away..though, to the guys really getting after it, i have no problem helping out..
09-04-2009, 07:39 PM
09-04-2009, 08:23 PM
what i hate
curls in the squat
the leg press
young kids trying to match your weight
same guys doing chest or arms EVERYTIME i see them in the gym
curls in the squat rack
peanut gallery(treadmills near squat rack)
all other humans.........lol
pretty much hate everyone except a few hotties that actually bust there ass......Im talking these hardcore chicks are doing squats and deads.
I love it when the chicks get in the squat rack and do work. Real work, not cardio.
09-04-2009, 08:33 PM
09-04-2009, 08:56 PM
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09-04-2009, 10:41 PM
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09-04-2009, 11:04 PM
i thoroughly enjoy the oxygen tank guy at my gym. he walks over to a machine, sets his O2 tank down, and starts the following routine. 30 minutes on a machine, 4 sets of weight so light, the fixed plane bar leaves his hand at the top of the ROM. in between sets is non moving silence : 25 minutes of rest, where i actually wonder if he died... why does he have to use my seated dip machine
09-04-2009, 11:45 PM
sh!t, i just realized that there arent really any douches in my gym....
maybe that means I'M the douche
09-05-2009, 01:12 AM
09-05-2009, 10:54 PM
Loads of guys in my gym just moving the minimum weight in the machines i mean heck why are you here for?
09-05-2009, 11:05 PM
09-05-2009, 11:12 PM
09-05-2009, 11:23 PM
09-06-2009, 12:56 AM
I got this little skinny phuck that works out with another little skinny phuck. Together they might weght as much as me. They load up 225 on bench then slam the weight on their chest and arch their back so much on the way up it looks like they're trying to do a backwards crab walk, while the other one lifts it for them. It makes me laugh every time, though i havent seen them i a while they might've cracked a rib or something.
09-06-2009, 07:48 AM
09-06-2009, 08:07 AM
I've only ever made one attempt at form to this burly female doing squats with some 90 pound dude. Looked like she was trying to impress him or something but was squatting very dangerously. When I approached her she told me she's an elite athlete and a power lifter and she's fine. Decided at that point that I only say anything if asked.
09-06-2009, 08:50 AM
im new to the fourms... coming over from LB to check things out and I must say damn this thread is hallarious
09-06-2009, 12:05 PM
09-06-2009, 09:41 PM
09-06-2009, 10:00 PM
i just let people go about it if they are doing it wrong. and when they get hurt, just laugh.if you can't do it properly..then don't do it at all. i think it's hilarious when like two kids that weigh 100lbs soaking wet combined, try to do like db bench press with like 60lb dumbbells. it is like a team effort, and then they do three reps...and then i go over and bang out like 20 reps of curls...i like to see people disappointed. yes, i am a sick person.
however, but the funniest thing is sometimes i will work out at school, the college gym, it is about ten times worse...every guy is in like wife beaters even if they are a skeleton, load up the bar and struggle with whatever they are doing. then i'll use that weight for warm ups...its great
09-06-2009, 11:02 PM
It's ultra annoying when someone camps out on the Smythe machine when it's obvious others are waiting to use it.
09-06-2009, 11:08 PM
Btw guys, I have to take some accountability regarding an annoying habit I've developed. It's hard to admit this... but... okay, sometimes I camp out on the Smythe machine when it's obvious this hot chick is waiting to use it.
09-07-2009, 07:51 AM
09-07-2009, 01:30 PM
09-09-2009, 08:29 AM
I really don't care what these people do in the gym....however, the only thing that gets under my skin is the one guy that asks...
'can I get a set in'
I'm like dude, huh?
09-09-2009, 09:32 AM
09-09-2009, 10:48 AM
The geeza at my gym who likes to work out his biceps every other day (the only time he trains), and checks out his 'six pack' in the mirror EVERYTIME he finishes a set of curls!
09-09-2009, 11:25 AM
Not necessarily a douchebag, but this is funny. There's this gigantic guy at my gym. Last night he was on an elyptical machine. The plasma tv was on Wheel of Fortune and he was talking to the tv. "D! There's 2 D's! Say D." "NO, pass, dummy!" On and on... I was rolling. Not to make fun at all, he was just so loud and excited.
09-09-2009, 12:12 PM