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    I read the comments about the fr00ts and I was thinking to myself it sounds kind of passive aggressive. If I ever had some weird dude trying to check me out I'd call him on it. I would assume it would both stop the problem and dissuade it from happening again, no? A friendly "Hey a**hole can I help you with somethin?" fixes all sorts of problems. IMHO

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave12 View Post
    I read the comments about the fr00ts and I was thinking to myself it sounds kind of passive aggressive. If I ever had some weird dude trying to check me out I'd call him on it. I would assume it would both stop the problem and dissuade it from happening again, no? A friendly "Hey azzhole can I help you with somethin?" fixes all sorts of problems. IMHO
    I don't know... slurring your "s" like that might just encourage him.
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    Also anyone that uses a bosu ball - One douche stands on it to do DB curls.
    Although I don't use it in the gym cause it makes me look weak; it's actually a great device for core building while lifting weights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubberring View Post
    I don't know... slurring your "s" like that might just encourage him.
    I fixed it. Hope that better conveys my point.
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    the guy that smells like straight swamp ass while on the treadmill...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bulldogz View Post
    the guy that smells like straight swamp ass while on the treadmill...
    You mean the one that smells like a mixture of curry, moldy Fritos, and excrement? We must go to the same gym. How he doesn't smell it himself, I will never understand. I guess it's like a pig in sh#t.

    I swear, I have this fantasy... I put on one of those white radiation suits, and even slip on some of those extra-thick rubber gloves... like the ones I clean my toilets with... and I walk right up behind the dude, have someone grasp his arms while I shirk down his pungent sweatpants... and next I run my protected backhand all up the crack of his rank buttocks, then I place my corroded glove up to his nostrils, screaming, "Smell that??!! Do you, mutherphucker??!! That's YOU!!! YOU!!!!!!!"





    Ummm... okay, so... it's not really a... fantasy per se... uhhhh... hmmm... yeah...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubberring View Post
    You mean the one that smells like a mixture of curry, moldy Fritos, and excrement? We must go to the same gym. How he doesn't smell it himself, I will never understand. I guess it's like a pig in sh#t.

    I swear, I have this fantasy... I put on one of those white radiation suits, and even slip on some of those extra-thick rubber gloves... like the ones I clean my toilets with... and I walk right up behind the dude, have someone grasp his arms while I shirk down his pungent sweatpants... and next I run my protected backhand all up the crack of his rank buttocks, then I place my corroded glove up to his nostrils, screaming, "Smell that??!! Do you, mutherphucker??!! That's YOU!!! YOU!!!!!!!"


    Ummm... okay, so... it's not really a... fantasy per se... uhhhh... hmmm... yeah...
    bwaahaha...we prob do bro...this dude is bad...it starts smelling as soon as my man walks in the gym...
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    when i hit the gym, i put my head phones in, pull my hat down low, and look as pissed off as possible. usually does the trick in keeping the chatter boxes away..though, to the guys really getting after it, i have no problem helping out..
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    Quote Originally Posted by swollwilliams View Post
    when i hit the gym, i put my head phones in, pull my hat down low, and look as pissed off as possible. usually does the trick in keeping the chatter boxes away..though, to the guys really getting after it, i have no problem helping out..
    Negged for being 70 pounds heavier than me.















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    what i hate


    curls in the squat
    the leg press
    young kids trying to match your weight
    same guys doing chest or arms EVERYTIME i see them in the gym
    curls in the squat rack
    gym music
    peanut gallery(treadmills near squat rack)
    all other humans.........lol

    pretty much hate everyone except a few hotties that actually bust there ass......Im talking these hardcore chicks are doing squats and deads.

    I love it when the chicks get in the squat rack and do work. Real work, not cardio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristofer68SS View Post
    peanut gallery(treadmills near squat rack)
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    all other humans...
    I at those.


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    old dudes blow drying their balls after they shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristofer68SS View Post
    same guys doing chest or arms EVERYTIME i see them in the gym

    i asked this one kid last week, "hey just wondering what kind of routine your doing?" "what do you mean?" he asks. "well every time i see you you're doing preacher curls" i said "i'm trying to get big" he replies. i put my ipod back on and ear buds in my ear and say...."let me know how that works out for you".....the look he gave me was one of being pissed off, confused and i could swear i say him tear up
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    I hate all of them except myself.......
    So true bud....So true
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    Quote Originally Posted by lennoxchi View Post
    i asked this one kid last week, "hey just wondering what kind of routine your doing?" "what do you mean?" he asks. "well every time i see you you're doing preacher curls" i said "i'm trying to get big" he replies. i put my ipod back on and ear buds in my ear and say...."let me know how that works out for you".....the look he gave me was one of being pissed off, confused and i could swear i say him tear up
    Theres a guy @ my gym that does the same but with abs. Like 4-5 days a week,...nothin but abs. The only other exercise i see him do is some gay rowing movemnt where he does a pullup, lifts his legs up to his head, makes his body parallel to the floor and does these 6 inch, rowing movements from a fetal looking position. It is perhaps the weirdest thing ive ever seen in a gym.
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    i thoroughly enjoy the oxygen tank guy at my gym. he walks over to a machine, sets his O2 tank down, and starts the following routine. 30 minutes on a machine, 4 sets of weight so light, the fixed plane bar leaves his hand at the top of the ROM. in between sets is non moving silence : 25 minutes of rest, where i actually wonder if he died... why does he have to use my seated dip machine
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    sh!t, i just realized that there arent really any douches in my gym....


    maybe that means I'M the douche
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    Quote Originally Posted by lennoxchi View Post
    i asked this one kid last week, "hey just wondering what kind of routine your doing?" "what do you mean?" he asks. "well every time i see you you're doing preacher curls" i said "i'm trying to get big" he replies. i put my ipod back on and ear buds in my ear and say...."let me know how that works out for you".....the look he gave me was one of being pissed off, confused and i could swear i say him tear up
    I would give anything to have a glimpse at that look

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    Loads of guys in my gym just moving the minimum weight in the machines i mean heck why are you here for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkvard View Post
    Loads of guys in my gym just moving the minimum weight in the machines i mean heck why are you here for?
    I'm gonna guess... to move the minimum weight in the machines.




    Oh wait... that was a rhetorical question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkvard View Post
    Loads of guys in my gym just moving the minimum weight in the machines i mean heck why are you here for?
    they could be DRSE's . . . . just a thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubberring View Post
    I'm gonna guess... to move the minimum weight in the machines.




    Oh wait... that was a rhetorical question.
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    I got this little skinny phuck that works out with another little skinny phuck. Together they might weght as much as me. They load up 225 on bench then slam the weight on their chest and arch their back so much on the way up it looks like they're trying to do a backwards crab walk, while the other one lifts it for them. It makes me laugh every time, though i havent seen them i a while they might've cracked a rib or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marine0231 View Post
    I got this little skinny phuck that works out with another little skinny phuck. Together they might weght as much as me. They load up 225 on bench then slam the weight on their chest and arch their back so much on the way up it looks like they're trying to do a backwards crab walk, while the other one lifts it for them. It makes me laugh every time, though i havent seen them i a while they might've cracked a rib or something.
    and you don't say anything? man you're better than me i guess. i'm the kind of prick that will go over there and in a nice voice ask "are you trying to hurt yourself?"......and then before they can answer say "you're probably going to succeed, now lower the weight and do it correctly"......
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    I've only ever made one attempt at form to this burly female doing squats with some 90 pound dude. Looked like she was trying to impress him or something but was squatting very dangerously. When I approached her she told me she's an elite athlete and a power lifter and she's fine. Decided at that point that I only say anything if asked.
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    im new to the fourms... coming over from LB to check things out and I must say damn this thread is hallarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by lennoxchi View Post
    and you don't say anything? man you're better than me i guess. i'm the kind of prick that will go over there and in a nice voice ask "are you trying to hurt yourself?"......and then before they can answer say "you're probably going to succeed, now lower the weight and do it correctly"......
    My buddy i work out with sometimes went over and told em something they looked at him shook their heads and said ok. They just continued doing the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marine0231 View Post
    My buddy i work out with sometimes went over and told em something they looked at him shook their heads and said ok. They just continued doing the same thing.
    Tell them that when they arch their back like that while lifting you can see their vagina and it's distracting so would they mind stopping it?
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    i just let people go about it if they are doing it wrong. and when they get hurt, just laugh.if you can't do it properly..then don't do it at all. i think it's hilarious when like two kids that weigh 100lbs soaking wet combined, try to do like db bench press with like 60lb dumbbells. it is like a team effort, and then they do three reps...and then i go over and bang out like 20 reps of curls...i like to see people disappointed. yes, i am a sick person.

    however, but the funniest thing is sometimes i will work out at school, the college gym, it is about ten times worse...every guy is in like wife beaters even if they are a skeleton, load up the bar and struggle with whatever they are doing. then i'll use that weight for warm ups...its great
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    It's ultra annoying when someone camps out on the Smythe machine when it's obvious others are waiting to use it.
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    Btw guys, I have to take some accountability regarding an annoying habit I've developed. It's hard to admit this... but... okay, sometimes I camp out on the Smythe machine when it's obvious this hot chick is waiting to use it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubberring View Post
    Btw guys, I have to take some accountability regarding an annoying habit I've developed. It's hard to admit this... but... okay, sometimes I camp out on the Smythe machine when it's obvious this hot chick is waiting to use it.
    do you also stand there and flex like i do. see i always think the chick is just looking at me and not the machine. i just stare back at them and blow kisses. vanity......who says it's over rated?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lennoxchi View Post
    do you also stand there and flex like i do?
    Ask keeper.
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    I really don't care what these people do in the gym....however, the only thing that gets under my skin is the one guy that asks...

    'can I get a set in'

    I'm like dude, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hardknock View Post
    I really don't care what these people do in the gym....however, the only thing that gets under my skin is the one guy that asks...

    'can I get a set in'

    I'm like dude, huh?
    do you go to a small gym?
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    The geeza at my gym who likes to work out his biceps every other day (the only time he trains), and checks out his 'six pack' in the mirror EVERYTIME he finishes a set of curls!

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    Not necessarily a douchebag, but this is funny. There's this gigantic guy at my gym. Last night he was on an elyptical machine. The plasma tv was on Wheel of Fortune and he was talking to the tv. "D! There's 2 D's! Say D." "NO, pass, dummy!" On and on... I was rolling. Not to make fun at all, he was just so loud and excited.
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