Douchebags at the gym...

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  1. Im not a huge guy or anything but im not a gym douche either. There is this older dude who is big in all the right ways but he likes to always want to use the power rack im on when there is a identical one right next to it. He does these quarter dead lifts with a **** ton of weight and then asks if he can use some of my plates......wtf, walk around the gym and find some you half DLing monster!
    Then there are dudes who do nothing but chat, curl, machine press with a partner? ! I don't get it, I wish I had a spotter but not to stand around and bs with.


  2. Quote Originally Posted by Menoth View Post
    I strongly dislike the guys who don't realize what the second curtain and little hooks are for in the shower. Open curtain one, grab the towel and underpants you hung there, apply both and then open curtain two. There's absolutely no reason to ambush me with your balls and hangdown when I'm washing my hands.

    Also, underpants go on before socks.
    Lmfao! I hate the guys that stretch naked after showering.. REALLY??!!

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  3. Lmao

  4. new one today,

    140lb guy who comes in the gym with a blutooth in his ear, jeans and workboots and does 45 mins of biceps grunting and staring at people. then he paces back and forth talking **** about everyone in the gym and how small their arms are, (yeah my headphones are in, but not on) meanwhile he has 10 inch arms and does a CURL ONLY workout 3 x a week............... the only other exercise ive seen him do was bench..
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    i love it wen people set up about 4 machines ready for their entire friggin workout..and its like..umm some of us would like to use this sh1t haha..
    I just change the machine on them :P
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by StakedCop View Post
    Lmfao! I hate the guys that stretch naked after showering.. REALLY??!!
    man, i remember this old dood who - no bs - did jumping-f'ing-jacks IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR nekkid as a whip.
    nekkid.
    after a shower.
    i only peeked around the locker bank cuz i heard a strange tiny smakkin.
    creepy...

  7. Quote Originally Posted by jin View Post
    man, i remember this old dood who - no bs - did jumping-f'ing-jacks IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR nekkid as a whip.
    nekkid.
    after a shower.
    i only peeked around the locker bank cuz i heard a strange tiny smakkin.
    creepy...
    Lmao I guess once you hit 70 you just wanna be naked.... All the time... Old dudes have no shame in the locker room! Can't wait till I'm that age... I'm gonna walk into the woman's locker room naked haha


  8. Quote Originally Posted by jin View Post
    man, i remember this old dood who - no bs - did jumping-f'ing-jacks IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR nekkid as a whip.
    nekkid.
    after a shower.
    i only peeked around the locker bank cuz i heard a strange tiny smakkin.
    creepy...
    LOL. Are You Serious, That takes the cake man. That is the funniest ****
    I have ever heard. LOL

  9. yeah man...
    burnt into my skull till the day i die.
    old korean dude.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by swollen87 View Post
    new one today,

    140lb guy who comes in the gym with a blutooth in his ear, jeans and workboots and does 45 mins of biceps grunting and staring at people. then he paces back and forth talking **** about everyone in the gym and how small their arms are, (yeah my headphones are in, but not on) meanwhile he has 10 inch arms and does a CURL ONLY workout 3 x a week............... the only other exercise ive seen him do was bench..
    The one's who workout in jeans piss me off the most. At least look the part if your faking your way through a workout

  11. truth, man, truth.
    one dood in the gym wearin friggin courdoroys today.
    green.
    with a sweater vest.
    doin crunchers.
    and talkin on the phone.
    but, i guess he made it in...

  12. wtf is wrong with people not researching how to lift in a ****ing gym.a few newbies in the gym had me like wtf really

  13. I was doin some 10x10 bicep and tricep work a couple days ago. This dude comes up to the pressdown stack next to mine. He's wearing jeans, boots, and a beater. I'm doing half the stack cuz I'm goin 10x10. He walks up, looks at my stack, looks at me, back at the stack, and proceeds to drop his pin to the bottom of the stack. He then proceeds to push his elbows out to the side like some sort of retarded bird/dinosaur and move the stack about 5 inches in each direction for 8 reps, again looking at me as he finished.

    Here I am elbows locked to my sides completing a full range of motion. Like come on buddy if today was heavy day I'd have no problem doing the whole stack the CORRECT way, don't act so tough.

    By his third set I had to ask him "how's that shoulder workout goin?"

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  14. Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    I was doin some 10x10 bicep and tricep work a couple days ago. This dude comes up to the pressdown stack next to mine. He's wearing jeans, boots, and a beater. I'm doing half the stack cuz I'm goin 10x10. He walks up, looks at my stack, looks at me, back at the stack, and proceeds to drop his pin to the bottom of the stack. He then proceeds to push his elbows out to the side like some sort of retarded bird/dinosaur and move the stack about 5 inches in each direction for 8 reps, again looking at me as he finished.

    Here I am elbows locked to my sides completing a full range of motion. Like come on buddy if today was heavy day I'd have no problem doing the whole stack the CORRECT way, don't act so tough.

    By his third set I had to ask him "how's that shoulder workout goin?"

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    yea I see this all the time its goin to be a long winter

  15. I hate the New-Years Resolution-ers. I go to a small gym as it is (although this rule applies at EVERY gym I've ever been to), and every January to mid-February, the gym is PACKED with overweight, out-of-shape people that don't really want to workout. I can't wait until March when they all stop coming, so I can finally have my gym back!

  16. Quote Originally Posted by diablosho View Post
    I hate the New-Years Resolution-ers. I go to a small gym as it is (although this rule applies at EVERY gym I've ever been to), and every January to mid-February, the gym is PACKED with overweight, out-of-shape people that don't really want to workout. I can't wait until March when they all stop coming, so I can finally have my gym back!
    He said stop coming. Hehe...

  17. Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post

    By his third set I had to ask him "how's that shoulder workout goin?"

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    chest workout, maybe?
    standing decline closegrip cable pushdowns?

  18. Seen dudes wear some weird sh!t in the gym, saw one guy the other day in like neon pants that didn't go all the way down to his shoes, and a mid driff shirt that looked like a training bra b/c it comes just below his chest... and he looks not even in shape... and wears a red bandanna .... like wtf

  19. Quote Originally Posted by ChrisSurf View Post
    Seen dudes wear some weird sh!t in the gym, saw one guy the other day in like neon pants that didn't go all the way down to his shoes, and a mid driff shirt that looked like a training bra b/c it comes just below his chest... and he looks not even in shape... and wears a red bandanna .... like wtf
    Kai Greene was at your gym during his bulking phase...don't lie.

  20. I try not to complain too much, usually because it makes me rage a little inside.
    Today was something else though.

    The gym is packed (right after work + new years res) and 3 kids take up a bench to do homework. I'm not kidding. They had pens, paper, book, back pack, etc. like it was a place to hang out at.

  21. give them a math test:

    Boy A weighs 150pounds.
    Water weighs 8pounds/gallon.
    There are 4 quarts in a gallon.
    The human body holds roughly 5 quarts of blood, and blood weighs about the same as water.
    How much does boy A weigh after he loses 3 quarts of blood?

  22. How about the guys that work at the gym, who don't have the curtisy to re rack there weights. I spend more time doing that then lifting.

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  23. I also hate when the dumbbells are hopelessly out of order, where EVERY weight is in the wrong place! I don't understand why it's so hard to simply put the weights back where they got them. Then, they'd never get out of order in the first place! Then my OCD strikes again, and I HAVE to re-rack them, and I don't even work there! AAARRRGGGHHH!

  24. Ok, so I know this has been brought up. BUT, I've witnessed just withen the hour.

    The...
    Hey I'm using that
    People hogging machines to sit..
    People on the phone while saying hey I'm using that, with no weight racked on it.
    Two injurys
    People not using the cable machines, but holding onto the handle while talking.
    And max rack to sleep in.....

    All this while a remodel and space being limited for the day....

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  25. I also hate when the dumbbells are hopelessly out of order, where EVERY weight is in the wrong place! I don't understand why it's so hard to simply put the weights back where they got them. Then, they'd never get out of order in the first place! Then my OCD strikes again, and I HAVE to re-rack them, and I don't even work there! AAARRRGGGHHH!
    Kinda hard to believe when every weight is friggen labeled even the racks labeled...
    Ps this mofo next to me on the tred smells like smacked ass and baked clams..
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  26. Quote Originally Posted by warhammer44 View Post

    2)Guys that carry a notebook around and after each lift record how ****ty their workout was...
    Not a fan of DC training?

  27. I've been a member of 4 gyms, 3 popular ones. One thing I never understood is every gym employee I have met (inc trainers, receptionist, cleaners) is either obese (majority) or just not in decent shape whatsoever, bar 1 trainer in my current gym.

    I mean I could care less about who goes to the gym, its just amazing how these people working in a gym having a free membership, does not give them enough incentive to even step foot in the weight room or just not bother with a routine.

  28. Hey NxtVictim, are you really texting and running at the same time? That is pretty impressive! I couldn't do that.

  29. Quote Originally Posted by NxtVictim View Post
    Kinda hard to believe when every weight is friggen labeled even the racks labeled...
    Ps this mofo next to me on the tred smells like smacked ass and baked clams..
    funny stuff right there!

  30. Quote Originally Posted by diablosho View Post
    I also hate when the dumbbells are hopelessly out of order, where EVERY weight is in the wrong place! I don't understand why it's so hard to simply put the weights back where they got them. Then, they'd never get out of order in the first place! Then my OCD strikes again, and I HAVE to re-rack them, and I don't even work there! AAARRRGGGHHH!
    check...
    and the anger rises.
    good thing we don't lift in a gun shop!!!

    guns are even heavier...
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