Douchebags at the gym...
- 02-23-2011, 10:42 AM
What about people with bad breath? This is distgusting. I dont know how many times I have moved down a few machines while doing cardio to get away from the nasty odor emitting from the persons mouth next to me. They have to notice me moving down and wonder why?
Also there is this littl old asian dude that stinks like he ate garlic cloves the night before, I dont know what it is but its nasty.
- 02-23-2011, 10:46 AM
Oh, ther is one woman in every morning in my gym in jeans, a blouse, and sandals just leasurly bikeing on a recumbant. Her hair is done her makup etc. looks like shes ready to head to work. Then to top it off shes been hanging on to one of those shake weight things while biking lately.
- 02-23-2011, 02:55 PM
02-23-2011, 03:23 PM
02-23-2011, 04:18 PM
I'm writing my congressman about dudes hanging out naked in the locker room. There's two curtains on the shower and plenty of hooks in there for a reason. Also, underwear before socks!
Another thing that I fail to understand is why women come to do cardio while doused in perfume. The old women are the worst. Today I almost had to call my thirty minutes on the elliptical early because some tubby lady next to me had bathed in White Shoulders. Vomiting in the gym is cool, but not for that reason.
02-24-2011, 12:41 AM
loud people inthe gym laughing and yelling and being ****ing child like.an hour and 30 mins of this retarded ****.wtf man really your at the gym to work out not be jack asses.I wanted to hit'em both inthe head with a 45lbs weight to shut'em up.......damn 24 hour cameras.
02-24-2011, 03:50 AM
When old people take up lanes and wade back and forth moving styrofoam blocks.
They take up the entire lane. Sharing is impossible.
I hate sharing lanes anyways, but old people just kill it.
Plus I hate every azzhole who loses a band aid in the pool.
I pretty much hate any male over the age of 12 wearing a band aid. Seriously? Is it that bad of a wound? If it's a blood gushing wound you should have a gauze pad with medical tape. What the hell does that little band aid do other than make you look like a straight sissy. Then you have the nerve to let it float around in the pool.
Oh, and toilet paper in the pool. Have you not mastered the art of wiping your azz throughout your entire life?
I pretty much don't swim at the gym anymore unless it's really really late.
02-24-2011, 06:04 AM
02-24-2011, 07:52 AM
Don't know if it's been posted, way too many pages to read Hahah, but nerd guys lifting heavy with terrible technique and grunting. I'm talking a group of nerds all doing this while the die hards and real lifters look aesthetic and bigggg!
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02-24-2011, 09:18 PM
Ok, there is this one older brother that goes to my gym. He goes 2x a week and is always at the lat pull down machine. Not the nicer ones over in the free weights but the one with with two separate handles by all the other machines and cardio equipment.
I see him when I'm warming up. He sits there and gyrates his hips to the porn music he is listening to for the full 10 minutes I warm up. Getting 1 set of 8 done in that time. Dude is hysterical! Most of his head is shaved except for on side and then it's braded. So a 4" round patch of 8" long hair. I don't know what it's supposed to be. I really need to get a vid of this guy... But i never bring my phone out of the locker room. Maybe someday cause words do not describe!
02-24-2011, 09:21 PM
I decided to mix it up a bit since it's time to shred down and join a boxing gym. Much better atmosphere than a workout gym. People are all legit. No one is really in "gym" shape except for me about 1 or 2 others but everyone is there to learn and burn cals.
Plus half the class are college girls.
So ya, that my life of gym douchebags has just been cut in half.
It's good to mix it up once in a while.
02-24-2011, 09:21 PM
crack was very popular in his day
02-25-2011, 06:50 AM
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02-26-2011, 12:04 AM
I think next time you should throw that 45'er at those clowns.
02-26-2011, 01:16 AM
This guy with 'clown hair' ( a ring of hair around a bald head) just walks around the gym holding a paper towel. He also has a paper towel sticking out of his 1970's gym shorts.
He wears a mesh athletic tank top with worn off numbers and striped socks up to his knees. One of his knees is wrapped in what appears to be a bloody ace bandage. I have never seen him attempt any type of physical activity in the gym but where ever he goes, he leaves a terrible stinch that lingers for what seems to be forever.
02-26-2011, 01:44 AM
The worst is the person who just lifts arms and does a little chest and shoulders and has no legs and looks horribly disproportional. The guy who takes orals for 2 months and then stops lifting while he comes off and then 2 montsh later goes on more orals and repeats the cycle and gets no gains.
02-26-2011, 03:35 AM
02-26-2011, 05:59 AM
i knew a kid back in high school who ran a cycle of something oral
wasn't into that sort of thing back then
and DID NOT lift AT ALL.
i remember tellin him,
mike, you should lift weights and eat a lot right?
let's watch pumping iron and see what arnold does...
dood was convinced the roids would do the work for him...
dood never changed.
drank a ton of beer the whole time, too.
02-26-2011, 01:56 PM
The c0ck blocker!! I just had one last night at the gym.
So, I'm in the rack doing my squats and this chick comes up to me and asks, "how much weight is that?!" and when I'm about to reply, this douchebag wannabe in an undershirt 2 sizes too small interupts and says, "oh, that's 405lbs". And this girl continues her conversation with me while ignoring this douche but the guy just stands there staring at us as if he's a part of the convo. She and I both blow this guy off and don't even acknowledge that he's there. We spoke for a good 4-5 minutes before this clown finally got the clue and went back to doing seated calf raises with 45lbs! LOL
02-26-2011, 03:34 PM
This very day some guy comes up to me while I'm doing bent rows and says to make sure no one uses his bench while he goes and does whatever.
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03-23-2011, 04:06 PM
I totally got crop dusted by this one fat gay dude today. I looked up with a wtf look on my face and he was just sitting their smiling... in what I'm guessing was his attempt to hit on me.
Comic Sans makes me feel gangsta
03-23-2011, 05:14 PM
03-24-2011, 06:46 PM
This one is a few weeks old, some guy had the locker right below mine and was taking up all the space on the bench. I noticed that he was sitting their the entire time it took me to get my stuff, shower, etc and it looked like he was fevershly drying his one foot. Wondering what he was doing for so long I looked closer and realized he was scraping skin off his foot onto the floor for like 15 minutes and was still ped-egging it as I left.
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03-27-2011, 03:58 AM
I just joined another 24 hour gym and I am teaching spin at another gym, I have been plagued lately with large, hairy fat smelly women who smell like smoke and a bar and try to sit next to me while I am either riding a bike ( trying out a new spin routine) or while I am running on the treadmill, I am fast approaching my "you smell and your pissing me off" speech.
RIP Ryan, :(