Douchebags at the gym...
- 02-17-2011, 07:02 PM
- 02-17-2011, 07:25 PM
Imagine that guy in 20 years and it's him.
- 02-17-2011, 08:41 PM
02-18-2011, 12:04 PM
The more mind boggling thing was I seemed to be the only one who noticed it. The dude walked out and I was looking around for confirmation that this really was what I just saw and no one else seemed to be reacting in the least.
02-18-2011, 02:06 PM
02-18-2011, 03:53 PM
Scene 1: J2x has just showered, standing at sink in a towel, brushing his teeth, with not a care in the world. Chubby Indian (with heavy accent) approaches...
Blubberneesh: "Do you know what you are doing right now?"
J2x: "Brushing my teeth?"
Blubberneesh: "You are telling the whole world that you are an a$$hole."
J2x (supersarcastically): "Umm... No I'm not."
Blubberneesh: "Yes. It is very rude to brush your teeth here."
J2x gets within a foot of chubby Indian's fat face, brushing teeth vigorously to ensure spittle lands thereupon...
J2x: "Look, Mahatma, I pay my dues here just like you. I'll brush my damn teeth whenever I feel like it. Mind your own."
Chubby Indian, wiping spittle from fat face and quite upset, walks towards exit, then turns around...
Blubberneesh (nearly crying): "You have a bad attitude."
J2x: "Goddamn right I do. Come get some more of it. A$$hole."
Chubby Indian waddles out the door.
All I was doing was brushing my teeth. Seriously...
02-18-2011, 04:17 PM
Washing up, brushing teeth, etc. those are fine.
One time this guy busted out his hair dye set. Seriously took up the entire bathroom with laid out paper towels, brushes, mixed solutions, rubber gloves, the whole damn kit. Continued to turn his gray hairs back to black.
That's something you should just do at home...
02-19-2011, 07:05 AM
02-19-2011, 12:42 PM
I'd like to find people who don't flush the locker room toilets and set them on fire. Dead lifting makes me need to poop and I have no desire, let alone time, to battle someone else's refuse before I drop three or four pounds of my own.
We're grown men and we all poop, but apparently we don't all flush.
02-19-2011, 04:09 PM
02-21-2011, 08:28 PM
Why do fat people smell so bad?
I mean, it's great and all that they are trying to lose weight but I just don't understand how their BO can be so bad. What is the correlation between being fat and bad odor? There shouldn't be any, but there is.
I was very close to throwing up twice doing cardio between 2 fat people. Not exaggerating. I was already planning my excuse to tell everyone why I threw up, playing out the whole scenario in my head. I just cut it 15 minutes short. I couldn't hang...
02-21-2011, 08:40 PM
02-21-2011, 08:47 PM
02-21-2011, 08:48 PM
02-21-2011, 09:08 PM
02-21-2011, 09:21 PM
See but if I was fat I would still wash between my rolls.
I would literally lift up my jelly roll, and rub soap all up in there.
One of the fatties next to me had a head band on.
Seriously? Did you have to go to Big 5 and pick up a head band to ride the bike on zero resistance?
02-21-2011, 09:26 PM
02-21-2011, 09:30 PM
So true. I crank the resistance way up, sweat like a monkey, and blast the heck out of my quads-- cardio AND resistance at the same time. I see these people on the bike, leisurely spinning without resistance, reading a nice book, talking on the phone, watching Oprah. It's not really cardio if you're not sweating, Einstein.
02-21-2011, 09:43 PM
02-21-2011, 10:00 PM
There's naked old men at my gym that shave, brush their teeth and walk around and talk to people buck naked! The other day a naked old man was pickin his old face in the mirror and had his sh!t resting on the counter! WTF
I swear, next time I preworkout viagra I'm gonna challenge one to a sword fight with my NRB!
02-22-2011, 12:11 AM
This thread is hliarious!!
I workout at the gym and at home. It is very nice to be away from some of the people you guys are talking about while at home.
02-22-2011, 12:32 AM
02-22-2011, 07:57 AM
02-22-2011, 08:05 AM
02-22-2011, 08:28 AM
My gym has hair dryers permanently attached to the wall next to the scale. One day I walk in to weigh myself and an old man has one foot up on the counter blow drying his junk. I'll never be able to get that mental picture out of my head.
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02-22-2011, 09:11 AM
02-22-2011, 09:19 AM
02-22-2011, 09:33 AM
We have a Guy that regularly comes in our gym that looks like he stepped out of 1985. He has a full mullet, wears those neon printed pink and purple workout pants, wears a half shirt that you can see his beer gut hanging out of and has high tops with neon laces. Everybody stares at him, but its like a trainwreck after all...
Recoverbro Elite"This is what we've been working on"
02-22-2011, 09:40 AM
02-22-2011, 09:42 AM
02-22-2011, 10:31 AM
02-22-2011, 11:32 AM
02-22-2011, 11:48 AM
young guys, old guys, maybe its a korean thing, i dunno...
anyways, doods are hairy as a three-toed sloth in winter.
maybe don't dry so easily...
i just run the clippers every couple months.
top and bottom, hair is hair.
02-22-2011, 11:59 AM
02-22-2011, 12:03 PM
02-22-2011, 04:22 PM
02-22-2011, 05:32 PM
Wow.. I'm from New Zealand and I didn't realise that there were that many people who go to my gym that must travel a lot!
02-22-2011, 06:20 PM
except maybe they smell different.
i wonder if there is a thread somewhere wherein some very dry muthfkr is typing this:
"There is some ripped a-hole at my gym who actually uses a TOWEL to dry his nuts... What a loser! Doesn't he know that this is the 21st century? We don't EVEN dry our HANDS with towels anymore. Towels are just condos for bacteria. Myself, I like a hot, dry sack. Can't get that with a TOWEL!!! WTF!!!"
02-22-2011, 06:35 PM
02-22-2011, 06:51 PM