Douchebags at the gym...

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  1. People who wear big azz headphones like they are in a recording studio.


  2. Quote Originally Posted by CCV3 View Post
    People who wear big azz headphones like they are in a recording studio.
    plugged into an ipod nano.

  3. Quote Originally Posted by jin View Post
    plugged into an ipod nano.
    Or better yet, an iPod Shuffle...not charged! LOL
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by CCV3 View Post
    People who wear big azz headphones like they are in a recording studio.
    I'm totally this guy. I've had some ear surgeries, and one of the operations left the little notch of flesh that keeps the ear buds in a lot smaller on my left ear. I have the option of having the ear bud falling out every minute or so or look like I'm recording my next album.

    So yeah, suck on that.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Menoth View Post
    I'm totally this guy. I've had some ear surgeries, and one of the operations left the little notch of flesh that keeps the ear buds in a lot smaller on my left ear. I have the option of having the ear bud falling out every minute or so or look like I'm recording my next album.

    So yeah, suck on that.
    dood, i roll with koss porta-pros.
    seriously, check em out.
    and run em with a cowon d2...
    powerful amp.
    at one time the most powerful available...
    and sounds awesome.
    world class.
    together, can't do better, especially for the price.
    portapros have a LIFETIME warranty.
    they haven't changed since 1983
    because they are the best.

    light.
    not full recording studio headphones.
    so, your ears can breathe.
    they are very comfortable.
    and not too expensive if you wreck em...

    seriously check them out.

    i personally hate earbuds.
    sound like ****.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Menoth View Post
    I'm totally this guy. I've had some ear surgeries, and one of the operations left the little notch of flesh that keeps the ear buds in a lot smaller on my left ear. I have the option of having the ear bud falling out every minute or so or look like I'm recording my next album.

    So yeah, suck on that.
    I will approve of this.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by jin View Post
    dood, i roll with koss porta-pros.
    seriously, check em out.
    and run em with a cowon d2...
    powerful amp.
    at one time the most powerful available...
    and sounds awesome.
    world class.
    together, can't do better, especially for the price.
    portapros have a LIFETIME warranty.
    they haven't changed since 1983
    because they are the best.

    light.
    not full recording studio headphones.
    so, your ears can breathe.
    they are very comfortable.
    and not too expensive if you wreck em...

    seriously check them out.

    i personally hate earbuds.
    sound like ****.
    Huh. Those look a little smaller than what I use now. Might have to check them out. Thanks.

  8. Just today, the guy that thinks he's strong benching 225lbs for 5 reps. Keeps looking around thinking everyone is watching his strong self (<---insert sarcasm here). And here's the catcher, he's doing half reps. Probably couldn't even complete a 185lbs full rep LOL Too funny!

  9. <<--- benches 225 for 7
    Guess at least I don't look around at everybody.

  10. I watched a bloke do a single arm overhead dumbbell tricep extension with a phone to his ear using his free hand.

  11. Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    <<--- benches 225 for 7
    Guess at least I don't look around at everybody.
    Is it because it's a light weight?



    J/K

  12. Quote Originally Posted by BuzzLightyear View Post
    I watched a bloke do a single arm overhead dumbbell tricep extension with a phone to his ear using his free hand.
    LOL

  13. Quote Originally Posted by BuzzLightyear View Post
    Is it because it's a light weight?



    J/K
    Well for me it's a warm-up but I've been a powerlifter for many years and have competed in many comps. But my point was that a guy acting like he's strong, wanting attention while only benching 225 and they aren't even full reps. I just find it quite amusing.

  14. Quote Originally Posted by kanakafarian View Post
    Well for me it's a warm-up but I've been a powerlifter for many years and have competed in many comps. But my point was that a guy acting like he's strong, wanting attention while only benching 225 and they aren't even full reps. I just find it quite amusing.
    yeah, maybe he is just proud of himself.
    who knows where he started, and what sort of adversity he has had to overcome to get to where he is...
    idiocy.
    obesity.
    these things run in families.
    maybe he is a special kid,
    and feels even better about himself that he doesn't wear his mom's pants anymore...

    anyways, i tend to just smile at people like that.
    at least he is in there.
    doin something.

  15. The dumb sh*t that walks in front of you when your trying to set down 120 pound dumbbells, then looks at you like you were going to rest them on your knees after your 10 reps of laying on your back pressing.

    Seriously its like they dont see huge ass weights and walk right in the dropping path lolzzz.

    Oh ya and of course the screamers. Some guy putting on 3 plates on the leg press and grunting each and every damn rep.

  16. I cant forget this one, its about the funniest thing I seen next to the 140 pound guy trying to take off plates on one side of the benching bar, and just watching that thing fly into the mirror. Just had to be atleast 355 and hes taking one side off.

    And last is the big guy trying to shoulder press 110 pound dumbbells and his spotter has got to be 150 pounds and he couldnt get them up and he dropped them and it crushed his IPOD into about 80 pieces.

    That was just classic!!!

  17. Quote Originally Posted by kain1012 View Post
    I cant forget this one, its about the funniest thing I seen next to the 140 pound guy trying to take off plates on one side of the benching bar, and just watching that thing fly into the mirror. Just had to be atleast 355 and hes taking one side off.
    man, maybe that explains why some doods wear sunglasses to the gym...
    don't wanna take a shard of flying mirror in the eye!



    Quote Originally Posted by kain1012 View Post
    And last is the big guy trying to shoulder press 110 pound dumbbells and his spotter has got to be 150 pounds and he couldnt get them up and he dropped them and it crushed his IPOD into about 80 pieces.

    That was just classic!!!
    you mean, classic ipod...
    ?
    yikes.

  18. Quote Originally Posted by kanakafarian View Post
    Well for me it's a warm-up but I've been a powerlifter for many years and have competed in many comps. But my point was that a guy acting like he's strong, wanting attention while only benching 225 and they aren't even full reps. I just find it quite amusing.
    Phew! I legitimately meant it was a light weight but threw the J/K in there at the last minute in case it offended. Haha. I was a powerlifter and still train using the same methods. My best competition bench was 550lbs.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by jin View Post
    man, maybe that explains why some doods wear sunglasses to the gym...
    don't wanna take a shard of flying mirror in the eye!





    you mean, classic ipod...
    ?
    yikes.
    haha ya was a 80 GB ipod

  20. Middle aged dude was in the gym yesterday wearing jeans while carrying around and sipping on a GLASS of ice tea.

    Oh. And I can't forget about the fabio looking guy that spent 10 minutes with his girlfriend trying to figure out how he could do dips with her on his back. That **** was HILARIOUS!

    Sent from my Android device

  21. Juat this morning I was being watched the whole time by this guy on an elliptical who had a fcuking DIET PEPSI for hydration. After his cardio he came over and was tryiing to do everything that I just did. Same back workouts, same biceps, like he was taking mental notes on how to look like me??? He then asked me if his form was ok on bent over bar rows. With two plates on each side. And this guywas hunching his back so bad and throwing up half reps. All I said is "yup!" I feel like an ahole now but seriously, dude. No.

  22. Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    Juat this morning I was being watched the whole time by this guy on an elliptical who had a fcuking DIET PEPSI for hydration. After his cardio he came over and was tryiing to do everything that I just did. Same back workouts, same biceps, like he was taking mental notes on how to look like me??? He then asked me if his form was ok on bent over bar rows. With two plates on each side. And this guywas hunching his back so bad and throwing up half reps. All I said is "yup!" I feel like an ahole now but seriously, dude. No.
    Dude, he wasn't wanting your advice/opinion, he was trying to jock you! LOL

  23. Quote Originally Posted by kanakafarian View Post
    Dude, he wasn't wanting your advice/opinion, he was trying to jock you! LOL
    I have no comeback...there's just no words...lol...


  24. Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    I have no comeback...there's just no words...lol...

    a scene from the new bromance novella
    "flex 3's swole passion"
    ---------------------------------------------
    flex placed one hand firmly on the small of the man's back,
    pushing his awkwardly bulging lumbar floorward,
    while tenderly lifting his chin with the other,
    "See, look up, eyes open, chest out, and don't use your teeth..."
    (...to be continued...)

  25. Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    Juat this morning I was being watched the whole time by this guy on an elliptical who had a fcuking DIET PEPSI for hydration. After his cardio he came over and was tryiing to do everything that I just did. Same back workouts, same biceps, like he was taking mental notes on how to look like me??? He then asked me if his form was ok on bent over bar rows. With two plates on each side. And this guywas hunching his back so bad and throwing up half reps. All I said is "yup!" I feel like an ahole now but seriously, dude. No.
    he wanted your man juice

  26. Quote Originally Posted by mich29 View Post
    he wanted your man juice

  27. HEEEEYYYYY!!!


  28. Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    I don't know, FL3X, but who cares! LOL


  29. I'm officially unsubbing this thread. I hate you all lol.








    jk tho

  30. Just goes to show, if something is slightly gay you gotta dose your post with 'no homo' exclamations. That being said....No homo.

  31. these 2 chicks and this ummm whats the correct term to use homosexual male were in the gym the other night gossiping loud as ****.40mins of talking and 10mins of half assed workouts.annoying very annoying.

  32. Quote Originally Posted by mich29 View Post
    these 2 chicks and this ummm whats the correct term to use homosexual male were in the gym the other night gossiping loud as ****.40mins of talking and 10mins of half assed workouts.annoying very annoying.
    You mean a queer?

  33. Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    You mean a queer?
    yea it was super awkard he had the jerry curl juice going and gyno mix

  34. My gym has about 5 or 6 TOP NOTCH females.
    At most one or two will be there.
    Today they were ALL there, at the same time!

    I was the douchebag staring, and I never stare.

  35. Quote Originally Posted by CCV3 View Post
    My gym has about 5 or 6 TOP NOTCH females.
    At most one or two will be there.
    Today they were ALL there, at the same time!

    I was the douchebag staring, and I never stare.
    So in other words, this was you hiding behind the squat rack? LOL


  36. Quote Originally Posted by kanakafarian View Post
    So in other words, this was you hiding behind the squat rack? LOL

    fuk.
    that's me now.
    in the gym
    when i am sleepin.
    i was born that way...

    makes me wonder if half the posts on this thread aren't about me.

  37. Quote Originally Posted by CCV3 View Post
    My gym has about 5 or 6 TOP NOTCH females.
    At most one or two will be there.
    Today they were ALL there, at the same time!

    I was the douchebag staring, and I never stare.
    they come in there with their tight ass pants/sports bras knowing/expecting us to stare, it would be impolite not to, lol
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  38. Quote Originally Posted by DaJaP View Post
    they come in there with their tight ass pants/sports bras knowing/expecting us to stare, it would be impolite not to, lol
    Whats the problem with staring just don't grab. It's not a man's fault he wants to **** every attractive woman. It's in our DNA after all.

  39. I had an odd one this morning. In the locker room, right next to my locker. I saw a dude who had to be at least 6' 3" and at least 57, with long gray hair, high heels, nylons, and a skirt. He looked like Doc Brown in drag. Ruined my whole day.
  

  
 

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