Douchebags at the gym...
- 08-16-2010, 12:22 AM
- 08-16-2010, 12:45 AM
OMG theres this one fat a$$ old mutha fukcer with titties that thinks hes the strongest guy in the gym with his god awful form. Homie thinks he tough sh!t swingin up 135 a few times in the squat rack. Of course he grunts loud as hell.
I just wanna be like "Yo bro, your form is sh!t. You look like sh!t. Get surgery on your obvious hideous drooping man-tits. Shut the fukc up. You fat fukc. I hate you and never come to the gym again."
08-16-2010, 01:14 AM
Nah, I got ya all beat.
We just got new equipment in so our gym is actually pretty nice now.
Do you have ANY idea what a small enclosed gym full of Afghans that havnt takn a shower in weeks sweatn their arses off smells like !?!?
08-16-2010, 11:40 AM
wow, i actually just sat here and read all 12 pages of this! quality stuff. i'm loling at my desk.
here's another example of d-baggery...
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsNMzFiV2s&NR=1"]YouTube- Weightlifting Idiot[/nomedia]
08-16-2010, 10:46 PM
08-17-2010, 11:34 AM
future ballys trainer
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG06IpyIufg&feature=pl ayer_embedded"]YouTube- Exercise Ball Idiot[/nomedia]
08-18-2010, 01:19 AM
So, today, this guy that looks at any male(like, gay-I'm-gonna-git-you look) comes into the free weights area to do his 5 lb curls and such. We have this thing: (t-Bar) in front of a mirror (the mirror with the DB rack). I load up my weight for my last set and as I get it in the air, the pedo-looking dude gets right in front of me, grabs the 50s or 60s, and starts doing what could be mistaken for a shrug. I always make sure my form is good on T bars(especially since it's not the one where you basically lie on a pad), and this douche just walks up and starts doing whatever the hell he calls those things directly in front of me. He could have taken half a step to the side and I wouldn't have cared, but no. So I slammed it all down and stared at him until he finished and left the free weights area. Probably sounds stupid, but it seriously pissed me off.
08-18-2010, 06:43 PM
This morning a I was doing hammer curls and a DOUCHE that came after I was there was like "yo bro, move outta the way man, I need to see my self and make sure my form is right" with a sidwayz DC hat (flat brim) and ice in his ears. what a *** !
Then he seriously did 10 reps MAYBE and left, UGHHH
08-18-2010, 06:45 PM
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08-19-2010, 12:15 PM
The wannabe MMA guys wearing the skullkap when it is 90 degrees outside,and in between sets they shadow box in the mirrors for everyone to see. Or the classic D-BAg in the gym you only see two,or three times a week walking around like a gorilla(like he owns the place)only to do the same routine...chest,bi's,and tri's.
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08-20-2010, 12:56 PM
There was this kid in the gym this morning trying to be cool thinking he could bench 120lb db's...the dude weighed maybe 140 soaking wet...anyways i am saying to myself"this is gonna be interesting"he could barely lift one at a time,then he sat there for about five minutes trying to budge those things......hilarious,i thought this kid was going to have a hernia trying to move them.
08-20-2010, 01:22 PM
08-20-2010, 05:32 PM
I see a d-bag MMA looking guy wearing a hat in the mornings all the time and this ****er isn't even breaking a sweat. Not even a drop. He rents a persoanl trainer and as far as I can tell hasn't developed much at all in the last 3 months...
He looks exactly like that one ****y tool with white hair on Ultimate fighter a few seasons back that threw **** in the pool, almost got kicked off the show and cried like a puss when he got drunk.
08-20-2010, 06:29 PM
Last night I was in the gym and this kid kept bothering me for a spot. Pretty much on every set. He was doing alternating DB "curls" by standing against the wall (like starting strict curls) and then bridging while popping his hips and throwing his shoulder and then he'd curl it once his elbow was at shoulder height.
He could do 1-2 by himself and then he wanted a "spot" to get to 11. *sigh*
Oh, and they were 25lb dbs.
08-21-2010, 10:52 PM
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08-23-2010, 04:58 PM
ok you guys wont believe me but its TRUE
was at a local gym today with a bud of mine who knows the owner.
there was about 10 pretty good sized guys there, who were using equipment right, using good form, and nobody doing retarded anything. honest!!
08-23-2010, 05:34 PM
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