Douchebags at the gym...

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Whitesnake View Post
    Werd ...........Get outta here Jake.......
    7lbs WhiteSnake . . . 7 more lbs!


  2. Quote Originally Posted by jakellpet View Post
    7lbs WhiteSnake . . . 7 more lbs!
    You aren't starting to look like Starwars kid are you mate..?

    YouTube- Fat star wars kid
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  3. No way man, all the LHJO keeps me lean!

  4. Quote Originally Posted by jakellpet View Post
    7lbs WhiteSnake . . . 7 more lbs!

    Clen/T3 might make me a not big by month's end.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by jakellpet View Post
    No way man, all the LHJO keeps me lean!
    Photoshop in Neovar rather than spinach and this should be your avatar.



    Or in Al's case... Weed rather than Neovar.
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  6. Can't remember if we mentioned this guy, but the guy who wants to run from machine to machine putting 26 44lb plates on everything which he ferries from the leg press machine to the calf raise machine etc and all you ever see him doing is carrying plates around and never actually using the machines he's on.

    This guy at my gym looks like he's about 140lbs soaking wet and kept a straight face loading up >880lbs on the leg press machine. Then he got pissy because a much bigger guy who shall remain nameless took 8 of his 44 lb plates away from him while he was ferrying them from machine to machine despite him having a cry and told him if he wanted he'd help him carry the plates from machine to machine so long as he pulled off one 90 degree leg press with the ~600lbs that was left on the machine, to whit the reply was, "Fine have them".

  7. Quote Originally Posted by UGHQTempus View Post
    Thats funny. I'm a programmer as well. Small world.
    I'm in IT as well. I was in great shape until I hit that field (active in school, swim team, etc). Then I blew up to 203 fat ass style...had enough of it and cut to 155, now I'm steady bulking up.

    IT killed me.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Vance View Post
    Can't remember if we mentioned this guy, but the guy who wants to run from machine to machine putting 26 44lb plates on everything which he ferries from the leg press machine to the calf raise machine etc and all you ever see him doing is carrying plates around and never actually using the machines he's on.

    This guy at my gym looks like he's about 140lbs soaking wet and kept a straight face loading up >880lbs on the leg press machine. Then he got pissy because a much bigger guy who shall remain nameless took 8 of his 44 lb plates away from him while he was ferrying them from machine to machine despite him having a cry and told him if he wanted he'd help him carry the plates from machine to machine so long as he pulled off one 90 degree leg press with the ~600lbs that was left on the machine, to whit the reply was, "Fine have them".
    yeah, i hate those guys who try to put the most weight they can on stuff.

    Like yesterday this douche put like 10 45 on hack squat machine, skinny dude, and then is there for like 10 minutes and then does 1 half ass rep, skinny skinyy legs.

  9. hey gang. bumping this. i have some good ones.
    i normally lift at home but am using a commercial gym this week.
    today i was repping 245 bench (deload) next to some guy about my size repping 95....which after many many sets he decided to kickbox in the mirror.
    yesterday, i'm deadlifting 405 next to some guy doing wrist curls. guess whos forearms were bigger.
    the tag-team guys, a bit larger than me, squat rack curling with a whopping 65. spotting eachother.
    the line formed in front of the nautilis ab machine.
    90lb quarter smith machine "squats"

    omg really. i'm only 186 and not big, but on every freeweight and machine i noticed guys with 20lbs more than me repping at 50% of my working weight. if you're not going to use it, give me those 20lbs, i need them! haha

  10. Where the hell were you training? Curves??? There's jerk off's like that everyone really.

  11. Woops I mean everywhere. Sorry.

  12. you'd think that, but it was a military gym

  13. This thread is hilarious!! So many are true.

  14. I hate the ones that come up to you and ask, "What kind of steroids are you taking"...then insists that you must be taking something and does everything he can to get answers out of you. Then even sends his friend (or as they probably call it BFF) over and asks the same damn questions. Then a week later, everyone in the gym has been told by some dip**** that you told him about the massive steroid cycle you are on. lol and I'm not even big but still get questioned

  15. That's why I go to Planet Fitness. No D-bags allowed...

  16. My gym isn't as bad as some of the ones you guys work out it sounds like. I try to go up after 7:30 that seems to clear out alot of the crowd working out right after work is just insane you can't get to anything.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by Vance View Post
    Saw a new one the other night. A guy who wanted to dance between sets.

    Nothing makes me want to do 'the robot' like hammer curls. I should introduce him to "Robocop".
    Ha there was one of those 'dance between sets guy' at my gym several months back...but he quite possibly was literally mentally slightly retarded so maybe that was why
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    Quote Originally Posted by CodyK7 View Post
    My gym isn't as bad as some of the ones you guys work out it sounds like. I try to go up after 7:30 that seems to clear out alot of the crowd working out right after work is just insane you can't get to anything.
    I'm with ya Cody. I always hit up the gym around 7:30 or 8pm. Everyone's leaving or about to leave. The people who come in at that point are usually fairly serious about what they're doing. Honestly though, I really haven't come across many douchebags. Maybe a couple guys who thought they were Gods gift to the human race. But that's about it. I usually have my game face on, so not many people talk to me.

  19. a guy at my gym probably 160lbs. dripping wet always walks up to the bench press and puts on 295lbs. No warm up or anything. Lifts it off the rack and only lowers it about two or three inches, barely even unlocking his elbows and re-racks it. Paces around the bench a couple times, puts on ten more pounds and does the exact same thing. I've thought about walking up to him and asking if he wants me to show him how to do it and rep it out about 7 times. LOL.
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    ^^Reminds me of those guys that use so much momentum during a lift that the lift becomes completely pointless. They're just burning calories at that point. Like a guy doing a barbell curl who swings his whole body trying to get every rep up. I mean, sure I could understand if you get to the last rep and you want to squeeze one more out cause you ain't got no one there to help with any forced reps. Even then, you don't need to turn your body into slingshot to get it up. Stupid...

  21. What really annoys me at my gym is that all of the treadmills get taken up in the morning which is when I workout by all of the old people who just walk for f(u)cking ever and ever. Then I wait and finally get one and get set back on my workout, plus this one Fat guy who is a frequent treadmill walker I found his wallet in the gym and looked inside of it to see who's it was and I found a McDonalds receipt for a big mac large value meal and I was like really?

  22. How about the guys coming in middle of the summer with there beanie hats, hoodie over a sweatshirt, baggy 80's looking multi-colored, wanna make me puke pants, obviously roided up (they all have huge distented guts), lookin at everyone else like there ****. And there all 5'2".

    I feel like tellin these apes, get cut, once in your life. Any meatwad can do pro-hormones, real juice, etc. and become a walking meatball that cant wipe his own ass.

    I stopped attempting to look HUGE and concentrated on total conditioning ala GSP and Roger Huerta and guys that could kick the **** out of anyones ass. They would have been called gay, underwear models back in the day.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by ElectricPulse View Post
    What really annoys me at my gym is that all of the treadmills get taken up in the morning which is when I workout by all of the old people who just walk for f(u)cking ever and ever. Then I wait and finally get one and get set back on my workout, plus this one Fat guy who is a frequent treadmill walker I found his wallet in the gym and looked inside of it to see who's it was and I found a McDonalds receipt for a big mac large value meal and I was like really?
    haha whats the point you could walk all day and not burn that off.

  24. Exactly, and then he just is one more person who goes to the gym just to be able to say "I go to the gym!". I mean it's like just get the f(u)ck out then and don't waste my time by taking up another treadmill.

  25. Trainers annoy me when they occupy a bench or station with themselves or towels or whatever while the trainee is on a completely different nearby machine. Get the hell out of the way you aren't doing ****, go spot your customer instead of sitting on your ass watching them.

    Also, dumbell hoarders.
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