Douchebags at the gym...

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by BigBeazy View Post
    Was about to say I live in that area, hit me up when your down so we can lift!!
    I'll p.m. you my number or something, I'll actually be down in Mt. Dora next weekend visiting friends and family.


  2. Quote Originally Posted by buuzer0 View Post
    Trainers annoy me when they occupy a bench or station with themselves or towels or whatever while the trainee is on a completely different nearby machine. Get the hell out of the way you aren't doing ****, go spot your customer instead of sitting on your ass watching them.

    Also, dumbell hoarders.

    fukn oath bro.

    I hate trainers who do that.... so ****ing annoying. Dumbell hoarders piss me off as well... especially during peak time (which is when i sometimes contemplate punching them in the face)
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  3. I saw a 45+ year old guy doing curls in the squat rack with the bar. O and did I mention he was wearing an Affliction t-shirt? If he could define douche anymore he would have had it written on him somewhere...

  4. Quote Originally Posted by bikeswimlive View Post
    I saw a 45+ year old guy doing curls in the squat rack with the bar. O and did I mention he was wearing an Affliction t-shirt? If he could define douche anymore he would have had it written on him somewhere...
    Affliction / Ed Hardy... Interchangeable with the word Douche-Bag

  5. Quote Originally Posted by EustisPanther View Post
    Affliction / Ed Hardy... Interchangeable with the word Douche-Bag
    What?! Ed Hardy shirts aren't cool? What's not cool about a tiger f****ing a dragon with a snake all while riding a skateboard lol
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  6. How about the guys you see that you think are jacked and then they finally come in wearing shorts and not sweats... and you notice that their thighs are the same size as their forearms...

    Also, as mentioned before, backwards hats while lifting.

  7. I don't pay attention to anyone in the gym when I am lifting unless they are in the squat rack or using something I need then I let them know I am working in between their sets whether they like it or not. Whotf cares what someone is wearing, it shows your not concentrating on your workout enough.
    What bugs me is when I am at a small gym I sometimes have to use and some woman or skinny marathon runner is angry because I am using all the 45's the useless gym has to offer and they want 2 for the leg press....I say take em in between sets
    when I am not using them...and they throw a hissy fit..to which I laugh suggest they do some squats and keep working out.

  8. I LOVE it when skinny little f***s do like a set of crunches and then lift up their shirt while they walk around on their chicken legs looking for who knows what. A male companion maybe?

  9. Quote Originally Posted by bikeswimlive View Post
    I saw a 45+ year old guy doing curls in the squat rack with the bar. O and did I mention he was wearing an Affliction t-shirt? If he could define douche anymore he would have had it written on him somewhere...
    that was prolly just Randy Couture warming up. He probably left afterwards to look for a door frame so he could set up his own gym.
    SFW and GFH

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Inarius View Post
    that was prolly just Randy Couture warming up. He probably left afterwards to look for a door frame so he could set up his own gym.
    YOU GOTTA DOOR? YOU GOTTA GYM!

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  15. see now aren't you guys sorry for picking on randy couture doing curls in your gym? he could have invited you to his gym so you could do that sweet workout with him.... you guys are missing out.
    SFW and GFH

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeswimlive View Post
    Is that heaven's company gym? It looks too well stocked to be a normal gym.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Vance View Post
    Every gym has at least one.

    At my gym he is one of these; that (Fat, lonely looking) dude who you made the mistake of acknowledging once as you walked past him (Another common mistake is trying to help someone with their form before they end up in a wheel-chair who ends up being one of these) who now just has to come up and give it the "WAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!? !?!?!?!" when you're on the last 2 reps of a power set.

    Or wants to come over and dribble **** about how his (Probably imaginary or inflatable) girlfriend is giving him the ****s while you're in the zone because you nodded at him once so obviously you care. Regardless of how many hints you drop the only way to get rid of this guy is to be as blunt as possible.

    So one of those episodes got me to wondering what the douchebags at your gym do to annoy/amuse you guys..?

    Could be good for a laugh.
    There was this weird physco guy who went to our gym for awhile, he would walk on a fully inclined treadmill in huge worn out carhart boots, with a fleece jacket and big work gloves, and he would shout random gibberish at the top of his lungs at random intervals. stuff like "they're coming for us"...You think I'm kidding...

    Another guy is this annoying senile guy who has ****ty ass form on everything and sometimes takes up like 4 pieces of equipment at once doing like circuit training, but not quick circuits.

    Every gym has the kids who hog the Bench press every workout, I have those too

    The guys who use the squat rack for EVERYTHING. You don't need to do curls in the squat rack, especially since our gym only has ONE.

    Biceps dude (as I call him), He trains bi's endlessly every workout.

    Tank 1 and 2:
    1: Was pretty bulky and BRUTALLY strong, but recently he lost a lot of size and a TON of strength, I think he came off a real suppressive cycle or something

    2: 7 feet tall, massive everything probably at least 240 lb, I want him on my side. But he lifts hardly anything, 135 for rows, 90 lb dumbells for bench... I don't even...

    There is also this creepy pedo guy who takes his shirt off and does sweaty yoga on the mats people use for warmups and stuff...

    /rant

    There are some cool people at my gym though, but that isn't for this thread I guess.

  21. Tonight... Some god damn tall skinny ass vanilla gorilla and his little troll of a girlfriend were stumbling all over each other. ****ing around, checking her fat ass in the mirror and grabbing her tits, him bent over on top of her. Finally after minutes of this she got on the stair climber. Course then he'd sit the next to her and ****ing flirt...

    He finally walks over to the weight section and I **** you not. Less than 3 minutes go by and the ****ing troll comes a hop-skipping-and-a-jumping her ugly ass over to him. They grope for another minute or two. She looks at her fat ass in the mirror 5-6 times and I'm thinking "no bitch, flirting with your bean pole bf and walking 10 steps is not making that go away and even if it did? You're one ugly mother ****er any so don't waste your time". Then they proceed to walk back to the cardio area and hop on stair climbers right next to each other. Thank ****ING god my work out was over cause I seriously wanted to smash both of them in the face with a 45#.

    This is the gym, not the ****ing bar!!!

    /crosses legs and meditates

    ahh much better

  22. Quote Originally Posted by Dizmal View Post
    Tonight... Some god damn tall skinny ass vanilla gorilla and his little troll of a girlfriend were stumbling all over each other.
    haha we all have the kids with annoying ugly girlfriends. i had a kid come up and ask to get a set in on the squat rack, and i let him have it and he takes off the weight except for about 50 lbs and does like 10 reps as slow as possible while his gf came over and talked to me. wtf. i was just like , your bf will be done sooner or later. then he gets done, comes back over to me, and hes like sorry, couldnt keep the bitc**s away. i was just shaking my head.

  23. Hmm, the gym can always be an opportunity to witness all types of douchery take place. "Douchery" can have general across-the-board application, but ultimately its a subjective term, for all i know ive come across as a douche to someone somehow, even though I consider myself to be respectful/respectable while at the gym in terms of my habits and behavior, hope not though. We can all agree that awkward or inappropriate forward behavior, or interrupting or disrupting sets etc is whack as ****, but what i find to be equally whack is people that go above n beyond to be unfriendly to you- such as when you simply n respectfully nod to acknowledge another human being making eye contact with you as u pass by to the drinking fountain, n they mean mug you. Doesnt happen much but all i know is im happy when at the gym even if im feeling intense, its my "happy place" where i choose to spend quality time, I feel like other ppl there are my brethren cuz theyre doin the same (ideally), so why act like a disgruntled lil bitch to others? Somtimes douche bag behavior provides a good laugh internally though, eveything in the world can serve a purpose somehow, even douchery...it reminds how NOT to act
    Last edited by Dcell22; 04-04-2010 at 02:25 AM. Reason: typo

  24. Just found this thread...
    My two biggest pet peeves at my gym have to be guys who wear hats to the gym, there really isnt any need in my opinion, especially since the workouts they do aren't "hardcore". Another one are the kids at my gym that halfass it on the squat or bench and claim they got a great workout in. I wouldn't have any problem if they did it with full ROM but they go a quarter of the way down and back up, why even unrack the bar?
    Thats what I get for going to a "health club" instead of a real gym I guess.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by Nick3d View Post
    Just found this thread...
    My two biggest pet peeves at my gym have to be guys who wear hats to the gym, there really isnt any need in my opinion, especially since the workouts they do aren't "hardcore".
    Thats what I get for going to a "health club" instead of a real gym I guess.
    It keeps the heat in during winter and the sweat out of your eyes during summer. Also good if you go to a fitness gym which has stupid huge skylights
    and the suns in your face. Not sure why a hat makes you hardcore anyway...unless its an old hockey mask dripping blood, a viking helmet or a sweet knights helm. Probably not though.

  26. I wear a hat solely to keep the sweat out of my eyes, if it makes me look like a douche... well, I'm a douche without sweat in my eyes

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  28. Quote Originally Posted by ShadowFury View Post
    I wear a hat solely to keep the sweat out of my eyes, if it makes me look like a douche... well, I'm a douche without sweat in my eyes
    Same here, also down low keeps the douche away!

    LOL at people on here saying they dont notice any douchery at the gym! I train pretty hard too and in between sets, yep i look around, is entertaining!

    Those gloves that double as straps that go up the arm 3/4 (or just gloves, sorry, dont dig em!)
    dancers
    Blue tooth
    under armor
    bosu ball things

    Dude suffering from ILS (Invisible Lat syndrome) carrying invisible watermellons

    People that stare
    mirror gazers
    talkers
    machine hoarders
    half reppers

  29. Why do people carry a 75 pound bench, but it right in front of the dumbbell rack, so they can do 30 lb flys?

  30. Quote Originally Posted by Boatcop1 View Post
    Same here, also down low keeps the douche away!

    LOL at people on here saying they dont notice any douchery at the gym! I train pretty hard too and in between sets, yep i look around, is entertaining!

    Those gloves that double as straps that go up the arm 3/4 (or just gloves, sorry, dont dig em!)
    dancers
    Blue tooth
    under armor

    under armor? Really - I'd rather have everyone wear it and not have that nasty sweat left on every bench. Bleh. Sweaty bastards all over my gym always dripping on sh!t.
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