Douchebags at the gym...
- 11-21-2009, 10:52 PM
- 11-22-2009, 12:09 AM
I just dont get these fatarse cardio instructors . . .
. . . They run these high-intensity fatburning classes all week, yet they look like your average, KFC-munching Ricki Lake lardarse
After class they must pounce on boxes of donuts or something!
11-22-2009, 01:07 AM
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11-22-2009, 02:12 AM
Yes, most all douchebaggery is permissable if you have BIG status. Al has it, so the shades are permissable............. I mean, he can do what he wants.
11-23-2009, 10:16 AM
One day I came into the gym and they were handing out cake.... let me repeat that, they were handing out FCUKING CAKE. I swear they want you to be fat, like it increases their profit margin or something.
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12-01-2009, 02:31 AM
...And Smith Machine spot requests. Like, seriously dude?!?
12-01-2009, 03:00 AM
what about those lard farmers that need spotters to do walking lunges?
Or use leaking sand-filled dumbells?
or have mad gay obsessions with guys sporting oversized lats?
12-02-2009, 09:59 AM
12-03-2009, 01:06 AM
12-03-2009, 11:36 AM
I saw a guy yesterday ask a trainer if they were using a bench, which they obviously were not, and before the trainer could answer another guy said "hell they are hardly using the weight they got." I LOL'd...
12-03-2009, 12:14 PM
12-14-2009, 12:33 AM
Had a kid who was (badly) attempting vertical rows next to me doing cable high rows (Somehow managing to get his back moving ~60 degrees his form was so bad) with a 40lb bar telling me that vertical rows are better for building upper back muscles than the 260lb high rows I was doing - immediately after 5 sets of db rows with 110lb dbs.
I gave him the, "WTF" eyebrow raise before shaking my head and popping my headphones back in. Wasn't even worth my time.
12-14-2009, 12:49 AM
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