Fight Club. Who would win?

[Iron Lungz]

I came across these on a cool website, thought I would share and see who you guys think would win. :biglaugh:

Fight Club: Old School Wrestlers Edition
Jimmy Superfly Snooka or Brutus The Barber Beefcake?

Fight Club: Rambo vs. His Parody
John Rambo or his parody counterpart Topper Harley?

Fight Club: Jason vs. Myers
Jason from the Friday the 13th series or Mike Myers from the Halloween series?

Fight Club: Fraidy Cat Movie Robot Edition
Tin Man from Wizard of Oz or C3PO from Star Wars?

More to come...

Discuss!

 

[pmiller383]

Superfly, Rambo, Myers, Tin Man

 

[maurice02]

Superfly, Rambo, Myers, Tin Man

i agree. Tin man would tear c3po apart with his axe.....I would love to see that.

 

[pmiller383]

c3po has that opening right at his midsection that the tin man would just tear apart.

 

[Iron Lungz]

c3po has that opening right at his midsection that the tin man would just tear apart.

I think R2D2 would come out of no where and shock the Tin-Man. Remember, he is strapped with a Saber... food for thought.

 

[pmiller383]

I didn't know that was a handicapped match lol

 

[suncloud]

david hasslehoff would take them all.

 

[Delta Force]

I think Topper Harley has a fair chance... he was pretty buff in that movie and hell of funny too!

YouTube - Topper Harley

chicken of death
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

 

[Iron Lungz]

I didn't know that was a handicapped match lol

You know how Robot's fight... :biglaugh:

Here's another one:

Fight Club: Kermit VS Fozzie
Which muppet would win in an ass-out fist fight?

 

[Bionic]

Kermit by rear-naked-choke 2nd round.

 

[VolcomX311]

Back in their hayday, I believe Brutus the Barber Beefcake was out of Superfly Jimmy Snooka's league. Brutus was Hulks tag team partner for a few fights wasn't he? That's saying something.

Rambo, easy.

I think I'm going with Jason, I believe he is more supernatural, though both are pedafiles.

Tin man had an axe right? if push came to shove, things could get ugly.

 

[RenegadeRows]

Tinman would destroy that bucket of bolts known as C3PO (the gay 'droid)

Never even heard of the first guys, but the barber looks like he means business

 

[pistonpump]

gotta go with supafly cuz he's samoan :lol:
orig rambo, no contest
jason doesnt dream so how can freddys scrawny ass do anything to him?
tin man just looks vicious and c3po is a gay droid with oversensitive robot sensors
idk kermit has a gun in that pic.... and that bear guy, fozzie, wasnt he really nice all the time? he does have mass on him so idk that one is a toss up.

 

[Iron Lungz]

gotta go with supafly cuz he's samoan :lol:
orig rambo, no contest
jason doesnt dream so how can freddys scrawny ass do anything to him?
tin man just looks vicious and c3po is a gay droid with oversensitive robot sensors
idk kermit has a gun in that pic.... and that bear guy, fozzie, wasnt he really nice all the time? he does have mass on him so idk that one is a toss up.

You're mistaken; it's Jason vs. Myers. :biglaugh:

 

[pistonpump]

You're mistaken; it's Jason vs. Myers. :biglaugh:

oh sh1t haha thanks, well i still gotta give it to jason

 

[WittyName]

Kermit by rear-naked-choke 2nd round.

Don't know about that Bionic. Fozzie's ground and pound is damn near unstoppable.

 

[Iron Lungz]

oh sh1t haha thanks, well i still gotta give it to jason

Yeah, that SOB just can't be killed. Plus, he's been in more overall movies, so he has more clones and versions of himself. Hell, he even went to Space for crying out loud! Myers can't say that.

 

[pistonpump]

myers is just a psycho with a knife. Now rob zombie's michael myers was a big mofo tho

 

[maurice02]

myers is just a psycho with a knife. Now rob zombie's michael myers was a big mofo tho

yeah he was. I met the guy in person...Tyler Mane at last year's monstercon.....sitting down he looked big but when he stood up I was like WTF....I got a good old pic with his ass too. LoL. And the girl that ran around topless in the new one who was also the kid in a few of the others.

I am gonna have to take my boy Mikey on this one!

 

[pistonpump]

haha yeah, you have him on your avy. you better rep your boy mikey!! LOL

 

[pistonpump]

i just thought where i heard this concept before............

 

[Inarius]

rambo definitely.

 

[Iron Lungz]

Fight Club: TV Families Edition
Growing Pains family or the Family Ties family?

 

[RenegadeRows]

I'm going with family ties on this one ... that sister at the top was a straight up b*tch. I dated a girl who looked just like her, perhaps theres some psychological factors going on here.

on the other hand, you can't front on Alan Thicke or his vest. And that little kid in the red shirt reminds me of dennis the menace

 

[Inarius]

family ties definitely.

 

[RenegadeRows]

Fight Club: The Ducks
Daffy Duck Vs. Donald Duck

 

[Inarius]

donald duck was a straight bad ass. he would win hands down.

 

[Iron Lungz]

Fight Club: Annoying Furry Creature
Alf or an Ewok?

 

[RenegadeRows]

Ewoks definitely. Alf is funnier, but Ewoks are warriors... I mean they fought the Galactic Empire

 

[Iron Lungz]

Fight Club: Jean-Claude Van Damme VS Steven Seagal
Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal?

Fight Club: Bruce Wayne VS Jason Bourne
Bruce Wayne or Jason Bourne?

 

[Iron Lungz]

Fight Club: Rambo VS The Terminator
Which bad ass mofo would win in a fight to the death?

 

[Iron Lungz]

Fight Club: Kramer VS George
Which Seinfeld character would in in a scrap to the death?

 

[Iron Lungz]

donald duck was a straight bad ass. he would win hands down.

I don't know, man - Daffy has been blown up, shot, buried... he's a Certified Gangster! If Bugs Bunny could not kill him off, Donald would just become another victim of the Daffy Principle of Aikido. Food for thought.

 

[pistonpump]

terminator, no contest. he's a fricken cyborg for cryin out loud lol

kramer because he's just crazy

 

[JudgementDay]

I think Kramer would shock the world and could take' em all out lol

 

[Inarius]

Jean Claude would beat some ass.

 

[Matt6969]

jason and c3po would dominate every one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[freqfly]

Terminator would wreck havoc on Rambo. As for Donald and Daffy.. well...
YouTube - Dueling Pianos

 

[CopyCat]

I think Topper Harley has a fair chance... he was pretty buff in that movie and hell of funny too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nteFWx-Up00&feature=PlayList&p=DA83A2FD55BDE73C&playnext=1&index=6

chicken of death
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwnXLdcQ7vs

Are u crazy? Rambo would destroy.

My pics...Superfly, Rambo, Jason, Tin Man. Period.

 

[CopyCat]

Fight Club: Jean-Claude Van Damme VS Steven Seagal
Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal?

Fight Club: Bruce Wayne VS Jason Bourne
Bruce Wayne or Jason Bourne?

JVD, Bruce

 

[pistonpump]

jeanclaude over seagal
bourne over bruce
chuck norris over the universe! ha

 

[CopyCat]

jeanclaude over seagal
bourne over bruce
chuck norris over the universe! ha

Word

 

[jakellpet]

seagal loses because of ponytail

Wayne has a nasty butler

 

[jakellpet]

Fight Club: Hillary Clinton vs Condelezza Rice

Fight Club: Cofy Anan vs Boutros Boutros Ghali

Fight Club: Idi Amin vs Pol Pot

 

[RenegadeRows]

Seagal, Bourne, and Terminator!!!

You couldn't have picked a better picture for seagal LOL

 

[RenegadeRows]

Fight Club: The Double O's
Roger Moore vs Sean Connery

 

[RenegadeRows]

Fight Club: Hillary Clinton vs Condelezza Rice

Fight Club: Cofy Anan vs Boutros Boutros Ghali

Fight Club: Idi Amin vs Pol Pot

LOL!

Condeleeza, Cofy Anan and Pol Pot.

 

[RenegadeRows]

I think Costanza would win. He has alot of pent up frustration, and a lower center of gravity.

 

[pistonpump]

sean connery would tool roger moore.

 

[CopyCat]

Connery would own Moore, but Daniel Craig would kick both their ass'