TimberLakers' H-Drol Beatdown

TimberLakers · 06-29-2008, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ThisGuy2

Make that x2.

The only thing I'll ever be getting from Brick and Mortar places in the future is protein... And I am going to avoid GNC. So tired of their unwanted advice from fat mother****ers all up in that piece.

TimberLakers · 06-29-2008, 08:26 PM

Oh, and Garrett will be happy to know that I got into a bit of a confrontation at the gym today.

I think I've talked to him about this before, but I've recently been getting a couple dudes coming and talking to me about my workouts - asking for advice and stuff. Sometimes I'll see them again at the gym and they'll ask for spots, but generally - I like working out alone.

I had talked to one guy before - same guy came to talk to me during my workout on Saturday - which made me need to take my headphones off... which I'm cool with if its a short conversation. He said he'd drop his card off for me to "hang out" sometime... I ended up finishing my workout about 10 minutes after this guy and I saw him leaving the locker room. So I start walking home after that - drinking my shake - and I stopped at a place in my neighborhood to get a sandwhich. Who walks in 20 seconds after me than this fool from the gym. Turns out he walked the OPPOSITE way of his neighborhood 8 blocks in the wrong direction to "return a video" and "get a cookie" from the place I'm getting my sandwhich. Then I said "Blockbuster?" - then the dude says "No, a small neighborhood store where I get my porn"... Its starting to dawn on me that this fool was actually hitting on me at the gym. I said something like "you do what you gotta do" then I rolled out of the shop.

So anyway, now I'm kind of pissed off about all this, and I was at the gym today - and some other dude rolls up to me and starts talking to me... Wants to know if we can work out together. So I figure now is the day to stop being nice to nip this *hit in the bud. I'm like "sorry man, I really prefer to work out alone". To which he says, "well how about sometime outside the gym..."

So I said "Christ man, do you guys talk to one another? I don't want to be a bad guy here, but I'm not a homo, and I have enough friends... Feel free to spread the word.." So this guy says something like "Who are you kidding?" then... "well if you change your mind..."

So I pulled a Garrett and flipped. Got out of my seat, got in his face... and ended up blasting him over a bench.

The trainers I'm cool with thought it was hilarious... They pulled me back, the guy started getting all emotional, and I said "please tell your friends."

For the record. I'm cool with people being gay. I cross the line when they try to convert non-homos. Anybody else get this crap?

GMG760 · 06-30-2008, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by TimberLakers

Oh, and Garrett will be happy to know that I got into a bit of a confrontation at the gym today.

I think I've talked to him about this before, but I've recently been getting a couple dudes coming and talking to me about my workouts - asking for advice and stuff. Sometimes I'll see them again at the gym and they'll ask for spots, but generally - I like working out alone.

I had talked to one guy before - same guy came to talk to me during my workout on Saturday - which made me need to take my headphones off... which I'm cool with if its a short conversation. He said he'd drop his card off for me to "hang out" sometime... I ended up finishing my workout about 10 minutes after this guy and I saw him leaving the locker room. So I start walking home after that - drinking my shake - and I stopped at a place in my neighborhood to get a sandwhich. Who walks in 20 seconds after me than this fool from the gym. Turns out he walked the OPPOSITE way of his neighborhood 8 blocks in the wrong direction to "return a video" and "get a cookie" from the place I'm getting my sandwhich. Then I said "Blockbuster?" - then the dude says "No, a small neighborhood store where I get my porn"... Its starting to dawn on me that this fool was actually hitting on me at the gym. I said something like "you do what you gotta do" then I rolled out of the shop.

So anyway, now I'm kind of pissed off about all this, and I was at the gym today - and some other dude rolls up to me and starts talking to me... Wants to know if we can work out together. So I figure now is the day to stop being nice to nip this *hit in the bud. I'm like "sorry man, I really prefer to work out alone". To which he says, "well how about sometime outside the gym..."

So I said "Christ man, do you guys talk to one another? I don't want to be a bad guy here, but I'm not a homo, and I have enough friends... Feel free to spread the word.." So this guy says something like "Who are you kidding?" then... "well if you change your mind..."

So I pulled a Garrett and flipped. Got out of my seat, got in his face... and ended up blasting him over a bench.

The trainers I'm cool with thought it was hilarious... They pulled me back, the guy started getting all emotional, and I said "please tell your friends."

For the record. I'm cool with people being gay. I cross the line when they try to convert non-homos. Anybody else get this crap?

You should be more secure in your sexuality bro. It was a compliment...

LMFAO!

That's what you get for being a prettyboy. I bet he saw you shopping at GNC and just assumed you played for the pink team. You should stop wearing all that cologne to the gym.

But hey, you pulled a Brian, not a Garrett. I just yell at people, I don't commit hate crimes.

You are gonna need some serious therapy if you don't find your happy place before you start taking this H-drol. You are a professional fighter dude, you can't be beating people up left and right...

... But yea, you had me laughing for like a good 5 minutes before I could even type this out. Word to the wise though, although I find this kind of humor completely non-offensive, there are people on the board who don't, just watch what you share, I have gotten some flack for things I have said that I didn't personally think were that off color.

smshannon001 · 06-30-2008, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TimberLakers

Oh, and Garrett will be happy to know that I got into a bit of a confrontation at the gym today.

I think I've talked to him about this before, but I've recently been getting a couple dudes coming and talking to me about my workouts - asking for advice and stuff. Sometimes I'll see them again at the gym and they'll ask for spots, but generally - I like working out alone.

I had talked to one guy before - same guy came to talk to me during my workout on Saturday - which made me need to take my headphones off... which I'm cool with if its a short conversation. He said he'd drop his card off for me to "hang out" sometime... I ended up finishing my workout about 10 minutes after this guy and I saw him leaving the locker room. So I start walking home after that - drinking my shake - and I stopped at a place in my neighborhood to get a sandwhich. Who walks in 20 seconds after me than this fool from the gym. Turns out he walked the OPPOSITE way of his neighborhood 8 blocks in the wrong direction to "return a video" and "get a cookie" from the place I'm getting my sandwhich. Then I said "Blockbuster?" - then the dude says "No, a small neighborhood store where I get my porn"... Its starting to dawn on me that this fool was actually hitting on me at the gym. I said something like "you do what you gotta do" then I rolled out of the shop.

So anyway, now I'm kind of pissed off about all this, and I was at the gym today - and some other dude rolls up to me and starts talking to me... Wants to know if we can work out together. So I figure now is the day to stop being nice to nip this *hit in the bud. I'm like "sorry man, I really prefer to work out alone". To which he says, "well how about sometime outside the gym..."

So I said "Christ man, do you guys talk to one another? I don't want to be a bad guy here, but I'm not a homo, and I have enough friends... Feel free to spread the word.." So this guy says something like "Who are you kidding?" then... "well if you change your mind..."

So I pulled a Garrett and flipped. Got out of my seat, got in his face... and ended up blasting him over a bench.

The trainers I'm cool with thought it was hilarious... They pulled me back, the guy started getting all emotional, and I said "please tell your friends."

For the record. I'm cool with people being gay. I cross the line when they try to convert non-homos. Anybody else get this crap?

hate gettin my workouts interrupted, normally its just military tryin to recruit for me though... interested how this cycle goes for you

ThisGuy2 · 06-30-2008, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by GMG760

You should be more secure in your sexuality bro. It was a compliment...

LMFAO!

That's what you get for being a prettyboy. I bet he saw you shopping at GNC and just assumed you played for the pink team. You should stop wearing all that cologne to the gym.

But hey, you pulled a Brian, not a Garrett. I just yell at people, I don't commit hate crimes.

You are gonna need some serious therapy if you don't find your happy place before you start taking this H-drol. You are a professional fighter dude, you can't be beating people up left and right...

... But yea, you had me laughing for like a good 5 minutes before I could even type this out. Word to the wise though, although I find this kind of humor completely non-offensive, there are people on the board who don't, just watch what you share, I have gotten some flack for things I have said that I didn't personally think were that off color.

That is some funny a@@ sh!t, dude! I used to work out at a gym where I was one of 3 or 4 hetero guys myself, but I never really had a problem with anyone. I think I also get the angry face

the minute I start lifting, so that might have somethign to do with it. You know, now that I think about it, I never had much luck picking up girls at the gym either. Hmm...

TimberLakers · 06-30-2008, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by smshannon001

hate gettin my workouts interrupted, normally its just military tryin to recruit for me though... interested how this cycle goes for you

Wow, the military recruits at the gym? A gym you pay for? That's pretty messed up too.

In my defense, I didn't beat him up. I reacted to a clear cut case of sexual harassment. Granted I wouldn't have done the same thing to a girl, I was just gettin freakin tired of it - and the guy was being a *ick about the whole situation. I still don't feel bad about it, and get this... the guy got my email from the trainers and wrote an apology this morning.

DrakeC · 06-30-2008, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by TimberLakers

Oh, and Garrett will be happy to know that I got into a bit of a confrontation at the gym today.

I think I've talked to him about this before, but I've recently been getting a couple dudes coming and talking to me about my workouts - asking for advice and stuff. Sometimes I'll see them again at the gym and they'll ask for spots, but generally - I like working out alone.

I had talked to one guy before - same guy came to talk to me during my workout on Saturday - which made me need to take my headphones off... which I'm cool with if its a short conversation. He said he'd drop his card off for me to "hang out" sometime... I ended up finishing my workout about 10 minutes after this guy and I saw him leaving the locker room. So I start walking home after that - drinking my shake - and I stopped at a place in my neighborhood to get a sandwhich. Who walks in 20 seconds after me than this fool from the gym. Turns out he walked the OPPOSITE way of his neighborhood 8 blocks in the wrong direction to "return a video" and "get a cookie" from the place I'm getting my sandwhich. Then I said "Blockbuster?" - then the dude says "No, a small neighborhood store where I get my porn"... Its starting to dawn on me that this fool was actually hitting on me at the gym. I said something like "you do what you gotta do" then I rolled out of the shop.

So anyway, now I'm kind of pissed off about all this, and I was at the gym today - and some other dude rolls up to me and starts talking to me... Wants to know if we can work out together. So I figure now is the day to stop being nice to nip this *hit in the bud. I'm like "sorry man, I really prefer to work out alone". To which he says, "well how about sometime outside the gym..."

So I said "Christ man, do you guys talk to one another? I don't want to be a bad guy here, but I'm not a homo, and I have enough friends... Feel free to spread the word.." So this guy says something like "Who are you kidding?" then... "well if you change your mind..."

So I pulled a Garrett and flipped. Got out of my seat, got in his face... and ended up blasting him over a bench.

The trainers I'm cool with thought it was hilarious... They pulled me back, the guy started getting all emotional, and I said "please tell your friends."

For the record. I'm cool with people being gay. I cross the line when they try to convert non-homos. Anybody else get this crap?

Normally i would say you over-reacted but if he really said something like "Who are you kidding?" then he needed to be smacked in the mouth.

Maybe you need to change your cologne

TimberLakers · 06-30-2008, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DrakeC

Normally i would say you over-reacted but if he really said something like "Who are you kidding?" then he needed to be smacked in the mouth.

Maybe you need to change your cologne

Yeah, like I said... I've dealt with the same kind of crap, but never with the dude that forceful. I'm actually pretty passive. I can count my physical confrontations of the past 5 years on one hand.

And I don't wear cologne at the gym! Polo beater, huge shorts, and my angry face.

GMG760 · 06-30-2008, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TimberLakers

Yeah, like I said... I've dealt with the same kind of crap, but never with the dude that forceful. I'm actually pretty passive. I can count my physical confrontations of the past 5 years on one hand.

And I don't wear cologne at the gym! Polo beater, huge shorts, and my angry face.

You should stop doing your posing routine on the gym floor... practice that sh*t at home.

GMG760 · 06-30-2008, 10:45 AM

Actually dude, I have been hit on by guys at my gym. The really gross thing is that most of the guys who are homosexual at the gym that I go to are old dudes who go there just to check out the young guys (I go to an old school gym with a REAL weight room with a small group of serious lifters, it's been around for like 25 years, but 24 hour bought it about 8 years ago, it's the only gym that they didn't rape and turn into a 24 hour Sport, aka a p*ssy gym). I almost refuse to go in the locker room because there is such a chance of sexual harassment, and yea, I would probably be prone to snapping if someone said "who are you kidding".

Once I started working out with my girl (which was a mistake... didn't get a good workout for about 3 months) I stopped getting the looks from the older fruitcakes... so I guess working out with her was a blessing in disguise. Whatever, once people see me deadlift 405, the majority of the people at my gym that arn't serious lifters stay the hell out of my way.

ThisGuy2 · 06-30-2008, 12:35 PM

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smshannon001 · 07-01-2008, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by TimberLakers

Wow, the military recruits at the gym? A gym you pay for? That's pretty messed up too.
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yea, i go to LA cause there is one right by both parents homes (weekend hours kinda blow) but yea some military guys were liftin and came over said i was pushin my self hard (tryin to butter me up) and i would be a great asset and brought out their recruit card and on and on ... my between set break was a little extended to say the least

ThisGuy2 · 07-01-2008, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by smshannon001

yea, i go to LA cause there is one right by both parents homes (weekend hours kinda blow) but yea some military guys were liftin and came over said i was pushin my self hard (tryin to butter me up) and i would be a great asset and brought out their recruit card and on and on ... my between set break was a little extended to say the least

Drives me nuts when someone starts gabbin' away, and in your head you're like, "51, 52, 53, 54...." The closer you get to 60, the more you want to be like, "listen