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    had me teary eyed..freaking possum bahahahahah

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    AHHAHAHAHAHA!

    propho, nicely played sir.
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    thanks, i love these kind of threads =) Can't remember anything else that really stuck out in my mind..
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    NEWS FLASH:

    THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A SUSPECT, HE'S DESCRIBED AS SEXY,FUNNY AND GREAT IN BED!!

    YOUR UGLY ASS IS SAFE,BUT WHERE THE HELL SHOULD I HIDE?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JOHNJESSICA20 View Post
    NEWS FLASH:

    THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A SUSPECT, HE'S DESCRIBED AS SEXY,FUNNY AND GREAT IN BED!!

    YOUR UGLY ASS IS SAFE,BUT WHERE THE HELL SHOULD I HIDE?
    good one
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    Quote Originally Posted by propho View Post
    whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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    Dan these are for just the sake of being freaking hillarious.






    AHAHAHAHAHAHA



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    Last one there's a penis pump...

    PORKCHOP sandwitches....aaaaaaaaaahahah ahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripDog View Post
    Last one there's a penis pump...

    PORKCHOP sandwitches....aaaaaaaaaahahah ahahahahaha
    The first one almost made me piss myself the first time i heard it. The third one is great too......sounds like he's having a stroke ahahahahaha.

    "Sh*t, we're all dead, get the fukc out of here!" AHAHAHAHAHA

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    Im suprised this thread isnt 10 pages long already.
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    Anyways heres another one, for my HOMIES of course!
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    NickD - you should be banned for that.

    How man times do I have to say no homo on this forum. I'm starting to wonder about this place....
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    AH come chill out bro Im just trying to make Trip laugh! You have to admit thats pretty funny.
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    It's all fun and games until Jayhawwk shows up (no homo, Jay).
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    I have selected a few that made it to the semi finals....keep em' comin guys!! I thought there were funny people on this board???
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripDog View Post
    I have selected a few that made it to the semi finals....keep em' comin guys!! I thought there were funny people on this board???
    funny-lookin yeah, ahha. Did I win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripDog View Post
    good one
    Hopefully good-enough to get some of those goodies.Thanks TRIP!!
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    I'm surprised dsade hasn't posted in here just for the sheer humor of things.
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    A guy is walking down the beach, and finds a lamp. Being supersticious he rubs it. Immediately, a genie pops out and says "i'll give you anything you want - but whatever i give you, your ex wife will get twice as much." The guy thinks about it for a second, and says "scare me half to death".

    seriously though - the best posters are on despair.com - all demotivational posters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suncloud View Post
    A guy is walking down the beach, and finds a lamp. Being supersticious he rubs it. Immediately, a genie pops out and says "i'll give you anything you want - but whatever i give you, your ex wife will get twice as much." The guy thinks about it for a second, and says "scare me half to death".

    seriously though - the best posters are on despair.com - all demotivational posters.

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    Haha, I heard it different. A guy finds a lamp, rubs it, out pops a genie, the genie says " I will grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you get, your wife gets double"
    The guy first wish is for a million bucks, so magically his wife gets two million. The guys second wish is for a brand new ferrari, so his wife gets two new ferraris. For the 3rd wish, the guy thinks about it for a minute and says to the genie "I wish you'd beat me half to death".
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    For all of my precious snowflakes out there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    Lol - It sure does.

    "How you doin?"

    How about the rays and sox brawl. I'm sure yankee fans hate the rays in the same fashion. At least we can agree on that.
    "Forgetaboutit!"

    Really, I don't think the hate for the Sox can be matched or displaced elsewhere

    What I did enjoy was the giant "goose egg" that the lowly Mariners applied to the Sox in the 8 to 0 shut out the next day. The Mariners? For shame!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripDog View Post
    Is it possible for you to win your own contest? That kinda takes the fun out of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Is it possible for you to win your own contest? That kinda takes the fun out of it.
    That was a special post just for Bri. Just to let him know we sox come out swingin'..

    I thought coco got tagged with that first punch when I first saw it....that would have been funny sh*t if coco got dropped with one punch.
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    Yeah dude, that I think he dodged the first one then the catcher takes his ass down. You never know what goes on in the bottom of those piles.
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    IM sure you will enjoy this as a red sox fan
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasLifter89 View Post
    IM sure you will enjoy this as a red sox fan
    YouTube - Rockies: The Mario Story
    I love that dam game!!!! I use to own trauma at that sh*t.
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    did you see what it was? thats supposed to be the red sox monster. i have a joke i heard...but its pretty damn racist
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    IM not a racist or anything so dont hate me...


    President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

    A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

    The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

    So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

    Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

    And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

    Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."

    The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?"

    "Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

    Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasLifter89 View Post
    President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

    A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

    The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

    So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

    Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

    And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

    Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."

    The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?"

    "Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

    Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
    ohhhhhhh snap........
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozarkaBRAND View Post
    haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamBoz19 View Post
    Goes along perfectly with the Dump Jokes.

    Enjoy...

    I am seriously not understanding why the damn picture won't show...when I posted it, it showed up, but now all you see is that stupid cover up....eh oh well sh*t happens!
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    If any of you take the time to read that, OpKang is a shoe-in for the semis. That was the funniest essay I've ever read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoadBlocK;
    Haha, I heard it different. A guy finds a lamp, rubs it, out pops a genie, the genie says " I will grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you get, your wife gets double"
    The guy first wish is for a million bucks, so magically his wife gets two million. The guys second wish is for a brand new ferrari, so his wife gets two new ferraris. For the 3rd wish, the guy thinks about it for a minute and says to the genie "I wish you'd beat me half to death".
    There are certainly different versions. The one I know ends with the guy telling the genie "I would like to have a mild heart attack"!
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