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    Quote Originally Posted by somewhatgifted View Post
    Its 6am the suns not up yet, now it just started to rain.. are you going to quit? or will drive through this just like every other morning.
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    Dang just realised that the first sentence was supposed to be about a morning run.. somehow left that out.. ahha just sounds dumb without it.
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    This is a quick one I pumped off at work just now. I might do a comedic one as well, if I have time.


    A Quest for Perfection

    Every Story has a beginning, middle and end. And just like the tale King Arthur’s epic search for the Holy Grail, you too are on a legendary quest. The quest for the perfect physique. The Holy Grail of fitness. This is the story of your journey;

    Exposition (or the set up): You know what’s ahead. You’ve been there before and you know what it feels like. Being buried under a barbell that would crush your squash playing next door neighbor, wondering that when you get down for that first squat if you are going to be able to get back up. You dig deep and force you way back up, knowing you’ve coveted a small victory, but that celebration is quick squashed by the realization you have to do it nine more times.

    You’ve fought this battle on numerous occasions, and you know to win this war, your going to need ammunition.

    PRE WORKOUT

    Drive/RPM: The original overdrive stack, designed synergistically for maximum output, energy and performance.

    RPM is a two headed monster. Incredible amounts of energy combined with a fierce determination to obliterate the gym. Chocamine and a Xanthine complex, combined with Naringin, give you a steady rise of energy, lasting for hours with no jitters. If this wasn’t enough, a special Psarm complex increases aggression and strength so you not only have the ability to destroy the gym, but also the desire.

    DRIVE is the embodiment of performance. Specially formulated with numerous ingredients that have been synergistically used since the early days of Chinese medicine to increase testosterone like effects resulting in higher strength, endurance, libido and (fittingly enough) drive. Added to this is the Forslean, the wonder ingredient that has taken the supplement world by storm. It regulates cAMP which causes you body to utilize fat as a fuel source, resulting in less fat, more muscle as well as an increase in natural testosterone.

    The Plot: The body of your story is your workout. This is where all challenges are presented and met. The little battles, the obstacles and the interesting twists and turns. But you are not on your own. Just like King Arthur had Sir Gallahad and Lancealot, DRIVE and RPM are by your side through this battle. No matter what challenges are ahead, they are loyally there to tackle them.

    The Climax: This is where everything comes together. The most important part of our story. Where the biggest step to completing your quest happens. The turning point. You’ve destroyed you’re body, left it in ruins and no it’s time to rebuild it.

    POST WORKOUT

    NEOVAR: Your post workout meal is the most important meal of your day. All that training means nothing if you don’t feed your body. Neovar’s nutrient partitioning effect from banaba and Gymnema Sylvestra will cause you to get everything out of those calories, specifically shuttling them into your muscles instead of your fat cells. Combined with a special blend of the most effective sport’s supplement ever: Creatine. The end result is you get bigger, stronger and leaner. What more could you want?

    The Conclusion: The happy ending, where our story finishes and our heroes build there castles, marry their maidens and live happily ever after. It’s time to reap the benefits of all the hard work.

    SLEEP

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    There you have it. The story of the perfect day on your quest for you own Holy Grail. But it doesn’t end there, because unlike Arthur, when you wake up, your story starts all over again. You live your life in an endless cycle of sequels, always moving closer, but never quite attaining perfection. But it’s the journey that makes it worth while, and Applied Nutriceuticals is with you every step of the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dancebot 2000 View Post
    ...IGF-1: This Growth Hormone and Testosterone increasing formula has actually been helping you all day, but at night is when it really shines.....
    You probably meant "IGF-2"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by strategicmove View Post
    You probably meant "IGF-2"!
    Haha. Yeah, I'll edit that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dancebot 2000 View Post
    This is a quick one I pumped off at work just now. I might do a comedic one as well, if I have time.


    A Quest for Perfection

    Every Story has a beginning, middle and end. And just like the tale King Arthurís epic search for the Holy Grail, you too are on a legendary quest. The quest for the perfect physique. The Holy Grail of fitness. This is the story of your journey;

    Exposition (or the set up): You know whatís ahead. Youíve been there before and you know what it feels like. Being buried under a barbell that would crush your squash playing next door neighbor, wondering that when you get down for that first squat if you are going to be able to get back up. You dig deep and force you way back up, knowing youíve coveted a small victory, but that celebration is quick squashed by the realization you have to do it nine more times.

    Youíve fought this battle on numerous occasions, and you know to win this war, your going to need ammunition.

    PRE WORKOUT

    Drive/RPM: The original overdrive stack, designed synergistically for maximum output, energy and performance.

    RPM is a two headed monster. Incredible amounts of energy combined with a fierce determination to obliterate the gym. Chocamine and a Xanthine complex, combined with Naringin, give you a steady rise of energy, lasting for hours with no jitters. If this wasnít enough, a special Psarm complex increases aggression and strength so you not only have the ability to destroy the gym, but also the desire.

    DRIVE is the embodiment of performance. Specially formulated with numerous ingredients that have been synergistically used since the early days of Chinese medicine to increase testosterone like effects resulting in higher strength, endurance, libido and (fittingly enough) drive. Added to this is the Forslean, the wonder ingredient that has taken the supplement world by storm. It regulates cAMP which causes you body to utilize fat as a fuel source, resulting in less fat, more muscle as well as an increase in natural testosterone.

    The Plot: The body of your story is your workout. This is where all challenges are presented and met. The little battles, the obstacles and the interesting twists and turns. But you are not on your own. Just like King Arthur had Sir Gallahad and Lancealot, DRIVE and RPM are by your side through this battle. No matter what challenges are ahead, they are loyally there to tackle them.

    The Climax: This is where everything comes together. The most important part of our story. Where the biggest step to completing your quest happens. The turning point. Youíve destroyed youíre body, left it in ruins and no itís time to rebuild it.

    POST WORKOUT

    NEOVAR: Your post workout meal is the most important meal of your day. All that training means nothing if you donít feed your body. Neovarís nutrient partitioning effect from banaba and Gymnema Sylvestra will cause you to get everything out of those calories, specifically shuttling them into your muscles instead of your fat cells. Combined with a special blend of the most effective sportís supplement ever: Creatine. The end result is you get bigger, stronger and leaner. What more could you want?

    The Conclusion: The happy ending, where our story finishes and our heroes build there castles, marry their maidens and live happily ever after. Itís time to reap the benefits of all the hard work.

    SLEEP

    IGF-2: This Growth Hormone and Testosterone increasing formula has actually been helping you all day, but at night is when it really shines. Sleep is the unsung hero of bodybuilding. This is really when all cellular activity happens, where your body repairs and prepares itself for the next battle. IGF-2 ensures a good nights sleep, giving you time to make those repairs. And the increase in GH and testosterone set these actions in motion. Resulting in everything from increased lean mass and lyposis, to healthier skin and hair, as well as a general sense of well being. Warn your girl friend, though. She may not be fully prepared for the new more *ahem* vigorous you.


    There you have it. The story of the perfect day on your quest for you own Holy Grail. But it doesnít end there, because unlike Arthur, when you wake up, your story starts all over again. You live your life in an endless cycle of sequels, always moving closer, but never quite attaining perfection. But itís the journey that makes it worth while, and Applied Nutriceuticals is with you every step of the way.
    Thanks. An interesting take
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    I just wanted to thank all of you who entered and let you know the decision to pick a winner will be tough for sure.

    Cheers!
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    Appreciate you putting on the contest. Any idea when you will choose the winner. I know the deadline to enter was tonight.
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    Resolve won me thinks. Great job everyone.
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    I'm not so sure... your first entry and bludevil's final entry were both quite good as well. Thanks though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resolve View Post
    I'm not so sure... your first entry and bludevil's final entry were both quite good as well. Thanks though!
    blue devil did do a great job with his transformation, impressive indeed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bludevil View Post
    ...Any idea when you will choose the winner. I know the deadline to enter was tonight.
    It will be in the next week, for sure. Once the AN team have each selected their favourite and we have a majority winner, then it shall be announced. Stay tuned
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    Any news?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resolve View Post
    Any news?
    Still waiting on a few of the team to turn their selections in...
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    I will have the winner announced by the end of week everyone. Have no worries there.

    Cheers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamBoz19 View Post
    I will have the winner announced by the end of week everyone. Have no worries there.

    Cheers!
    Cool, good luck to all.







    Disclaimer that I really don't wish good luck to all as I want to horde all the products myself
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    I am still going over votes. Will announce winner as soon as final votes are accounted for.

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    Great contest, too bad theres only one winner, some great contributions. Gl all.
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    Smile And The Winner Is....


    After going over the votes from team feedback...the winner by majority vote is SOMEWHATGIFTED.

    Thank you for all of you that applied. I appreciate effort and hard work, and as well valuing your time since it does take some time out of your schedule to do something worthwhile. I am sorry only there could only be one winner, but to the rest of you who didn't win...you've earned some consideration for logging opportunities.

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    See? I told you you had some good entries in there Congrats.
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    There were some great entries gentlemen, blue devil, dancebot, resolve and orange peel.

    Thank you AN i have calculated my winnings to be over 200$ CAD!!! I now get to try Drive and Igf-2 Im curious how you will use the input and wonder if i can get a tiny sig in the ad?!?! I love creative writing and this was a great opportunity to get the ole hamster running again. I shall forward my address to...? and hope to be a part if AN's success. Thanks to all involved!
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    Quote Originally Posted by somewhatgifted View Post
    There were some great entries gentlemen, blue devil, dancebot, resolve and orange peel.

    Thank you AN i have calculated my winnings to be over 200$ CAD!!! I now get to try Drive and Igf-2 Im curious how you will use the input and wonder if i can get a tiny sig in the ad?!?! I love creative writing and this was a great opportunity to get the ole hamster running again. I shall forward my address to...? and hope to be a part if AN's success. Thanks to all involved!
    PM me your personal shipping info bud.

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    A Canadian victory?
    Congratulations somewhatgifted! Global domination, here we come.
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    Congrats SomeWhatGifted, a very nice entry indeed.
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    Did my Prize get shipped yet? Tracking #?
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    Quote Originally Posted by somewhatgifted View Post
    Did my Prize get shipped yet? Tracking #?
    AN ships prizes on either the 1st or the 15th of the month, so yours won't be going out until the 15th.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guejsn View Post
    AN ships prizes on either the 1st or the 15th of the month, so yours won't be going out until the 15th.
    Ok didnt know that, thanks.
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