APPNUT PRESENTS...The How Clever are you Creative Writing Contest!
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11-13-2008, 08:58 AM
11-13-2008, 09:22 AM
A writing contest, eh. This may just get me to come out of the woodworks.
Is it open to Le Canadiens? (The citizens, not the hockey team)
11-13-2008, 10:04 AM
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11-13-2008, 04:37 PM
OK, here's my 2nd entry with some minor revisions and a little personal touch from my actual transformation using the AN supps RPM, Drive and IGF-2. I know the transformation isn't much, but it's real and it's an actual pic testimony for the supps.
11-13-2008, 07:21 PM
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11-14-2008, 09:15 AM
11-14-2008, 09:32 AM
Thanks for the kind words guys. I was going to go with a professional bodybuilder offseason/competition transformation, but decided to go with my own since it had a little move value to me.
11-14-2008, 11:35 AM
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11-15-2008, 05:19 PM
"Never trust a b*tch because b*tches be crazy, now get out there and go crush some P***Y!" - Jerry Stiller.
11-16-2008, 06:38 PM
A 2nd and more serious entry
The World is Full of Small People.
People who do not try. People who do not care.
People for whom the mediocre is satisfactory.
For such as these, there is standard Creatine Monohydrate, Mona Vie, Tae-Bo and Richard Simmons’ Sweatin’ to the Oldies.
Then, there are those who would stand proud… and apart. Those who strive towards their own self-established goals with diligence, intelligence and tenacity. Champions whose walls, mantels or even just memories are decorated by their accomplishments, whatever the discipline they pursue.
For such as these: the Proud, the Driven, the Victorious; there is Applied Nutraceuticals.
Forwarding those who live to better themselves, for whom mediocrity is anything but satisfactory, AN supplies the support for YOU to stand apart from the crowd; healthier, faster, stronger.
For You, only AN can provide:
RPM: ENERGIZE YOUR WORKOUTS AND LEAVE THE “PACK” BEHIND
• Explosive energy without the jitters
• Intense mental focus
• Measurable strength increases
• Unparalleled pumps
• Suppressed estrogen
• Increased testosterone
• Thermogenic fat metabolization
Drive: AMPLIFY YOUR PERFORMANCE; “DRIVE” YOURSELF TO THE TOP
• Increase muscle strength & speed
• Increase endurance
• Promote lean muscle growth
• Speed recovery time
• Enhance sexual performance
• Improve mood
Neovar: RISE FROM YOUR TRAINING RENEWED AND REJUVENATED UNLIKE EVER BEFORE
• Drastically speed recovery time
• Force more nutrition into your muscles
• Elevate strength and hypertrophy
• Increase insulin sensitivity
• Increase muscular endurance
IGF-2: GROW LEAN, HARD-EARNED MASS WITH UNPRECEDENTED SPEED
• Increase natural Testosterone and HGH production
• Improve body composition
• Promote lean mass and hypertrophy
• Increase nitrogen retention
• Improve sleep quality and recovery
APPLIED NUTRACEUTICALS: BETTER RESULTS THROUGH SCIENCE…
STRIVING FOR EXCELLENCE
11-16-2008, 08:13 PM
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11-18-2008, 10:22 PM
ahem...bump...don't tell me you guys are running out of steam already?
"Never trust a b*tch because b*tches be crazy, now get out there and go crush some P***Y!" - Jerry Stiller.
11-19-2008, 12:11 AM
As technology advances through the last few millenia, we have been given wonderful information, machinery and advanced our minds towards solutions and ideas. We landed on the moon, we mapped the cell and endevour to accomplish what was previously impossible.
At AN there is a similar attitude, being healthy, strong and loving the way you feel and look arent impossible they are reality.
AN has been looking misery and malcontent in the eye and saying "no we wont get slow, over weight and depressed".
They have been walking the walk and talking the talk with innovation, research and individual "real world" testing.
There is no shortage of criticism, skepticism and grand claims but what we need to move ahead are ideas. Ideas backed by hard work and a "never quit attitude."
What if your heart decided it was to hard to pump once again?, what if leonardo was too overwhelmed by the large size of the Sistine chapel?, what if scientists decide cancer is incurable?
Were tired of drugs with more side effects than solutions. Were tired of band-aid remedies and skirting the base of the problem. We want answers, we want progress and we want success.
Quitting is not an option for you and neither is it for us, at AN we have been working, thinking, growing and perfecting tools for making your hard work manageable and rewarding.
Drive- Lose weight and feel great, balance out your hormones and tip the scales in your favor with added lean mass. Anabolism at is very core is about moving ahead and that's what drive does it pushes you forward with speed, endurance, increased recovery and virility. A strong body and a bad attitude is difficult to sustain. Drive also motivates you to feel good with constant progress and the feeling of well-being that only a healthy body can provide.
RPM- Like the name? Time to get fired up, rev up your engine cause RPM was made to surge power, flood your body with energy leave fat in the dust from the first dose. Its one thing to throw proven ingredients together its another to perfect synergy and have every link in the chain pull the weight it needs to. This is a breakthrough and one of a kind, youve found what you've been looking for. Using today's technology of SARMs RPM gives you the benefits of natural, potent, herbal testosterone without the side effects.
IGF-2- Noone gets tired of being virile and healthy. That's why AN combined Mucuna Pruiens, Dodder seed, Chlorophytum Borivilanium, Bioperine and Rhodiola Rosea. Get back the vigor of your youth, getting old is unavoidable but feeling old is unacceptable. Feel great, look great and act like youve got more living to do, Release more GH, Increase ATP and glycogen stores and feel the synergy of success.
Neo-var- A lifetime of research has gone into Neo-var, Great people have toiled away for months to use time tested ingredients of Ayruvedic medicine with the efficiency and technology of today's greatest minds. Neo-var primes your body to absorb, utilize and benefit from proven supplemental performers. This isnt your dads creatine its the culmination of insulin control, nutrient delivery that will have your cells packed full. We didn't invent the wheel but we made it better, faster and more effective.
Are you living the in the present or are you using yesterdays tools to solve todays problems.
Working with today's bodies for today's solutions so your body building problems just became a thing of the past. Get fit, get ahead and get a hold of AN's line of intelligent, researched and proven products. Life is amazing and that is how you deserve to live and feel.
Last edited by somewhatgifted; 11-19-2008 at 05:08 PM.
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11-22-2008, 01:24 PM
2 days left...
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11-22-2008, 09:17 PM
A Final Entry
With Greater Complexity, Autonomy and Ingenuity than Anything Devised Ever by Human Artifice, Our Bodies are Masterpieces of Precision.RPM:
Reacting, Interacting, Repairing, Adapting, Differentiating, Multiplying; We are Walking Biochemical Processes of an Immense Scale.
Hormones, enzymes, lipids, saccharides, peptides, sterols, minerals, nucleotides, nucleosides; the list goes on and on of the myriad factors laboring to simply maintain the delicate balance of survival.
But, why simply survive?
Why not supercede the mere continuation of life?
Why not excel?
Why not thrive?
With the revelation of the complexities of our physiology, so too has come to light the means by which those very biochemical processes may be manipulated; amplified; set to work for our additional benefit…
Enter Applied Nutraceuticals; your opportunity to tip the “delicate balance of survival” in your favor and raise your Masterpiece to an entirely new level of precision!
- Manipulates neural transmission to increase your energy and focus
- Shares mechanistic similarity to Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators to increase your testosterone, lower estrogen, and increase strength
- Exploit PKA and PKG pathways, activating gene expression, increasing vasodilation and ATP production
- Increase metabolic rate via T3 and T4 secretion for body recomposition
- Inhibit the aromatization of testosterone
- Activate HGH secretion via L-dopa for greater growth, recovery and lipolysis
- Resist physical, chemical and environmental stress with potent adaptogens
- Increase blood testosterone and improve sexual performance
- Increase insulin sensitivity and nutrient uptake by muscle cells
- Aid strength and recovery via the phospho-creatine pathway
- Fuel glycogenesis with unparalleled rapidity
Applied Nutraceuticals: Better Results Through Science
“Enhancing Your Body’s Own Ability for Excellence”
11-22-2008, 10:31 PM
11-23-2008, 12:05 PM
big FD... a bottle of each for a hand delivered marketing tool. You're not going to attract much talent with low-ball prizes like this.
11-23-2008, 12:17 PM
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11-23-2008, 10:57 PM
The last days are here, if you're going to enter...
11-24-2008, 01:18 PM
Its 6am the suns not up yet, now it just started to rain.. are you going to quit? or will drive through this just like every other morning.
Your finishing your last rep on a hard set of bicep curls, do you stop mid rep cause it hurts? or do you dig deep, grunt and finish it off?
Someone ate your chicken breast at work, do you hit the drive through and mull over a burger? or get a chicken salad or protein shake and stay on track with your diet, leaner, stronger and healthier.
Its the last 20 seconds in the game, are you going to be the one? The one who doesnt get scared, the one who rises to the challenge and brings the trophy home? You are that person, the leader, the engine and the brain. There is a place for you at the top and we can help you get there. These are some of our success stories...(link to testimonials)Applied Nutriceuticals - Better Results Through Science
In the end will you be a hero or will you be a dreamer with a "one day" attitude?
It isnt easy to be exceptional, it isnt simple to be special and it doesnt get easier to push the envelope every day.
We all know it takes hard work, nutrition, discipline, consistency and a great team.
Your not alone.
Theres supplements made just for you. Applied nutriceuticals made the performance stack for you. A myriad team of scientists, nutritionists and athletes joined up to use mother natures wonders, pushing you, motivating you and changing your body and mind. Were here to bring you one step closer to your goals. Our supplements are not "hardcore" or "extreme" but you could say "core" because, in the end there is only one way to do it right. Never shying away from a challenge weve gotten to the bottom of intelligent performance supplementing that have very desirable effects and results.
We've made a superior line of products full of result enducing formulas and ingredients. We've done our work so you can do yours better. We stand behind our products and we share your vision that sets us ahead of the pack and apart from average. Talk is cheap now get the performance stack and get to work conquering your challenges.
Drive, Neo-var, IgF-2 and RPM the allstar team who's got your performance supplement bases covered.
Visit Applied Nutriceuticals - Better Results Through Science to find out more about how we create success one person at a time and buy our performance supplement stack.
Finish strong and live long, see you at the front of the pack where we've been waiting all along.
Last edited by somewhatgifted; 11-24-2008 at 01:59 PM.
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