Okay we're back and I'm feeling generous: FREE BOTTLE OF EPISTANE FOR.........

[LakeMountD]

The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.

 

[thesinner]

After watching Monty Python's Holy Grail, the SWAT crew became extra cautious around small rodents. Roswell and Funk tried to keep the marmut at bay, while Patterson (not pictured) searched avidly for a holy handgrenade, with which to erradicate said ferocious rodent.

 

[pmiller383]

Meanwhile while the guards are distracted Pmiller gets away with the hijacked truck of Epistane. Looks like nutraplanet will be out of stock once again. Muhahahaha

 

[Mr.50]

The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.

"The US's war on Terror has finally culminated in what President Bush refers to as 'the capture of the greatest single threat to US safety; his knowledge of the whereabouts of WMDs is paramount to US success in our war against terror.'"

 

[ozarkaBRAND]

SWAT: "Halt!"

Kitty: Bit<h please!

 

[Mulletsoldier]

After a seven hour stand-off, this feline junkie was apprehended outside of his meth lab.

 

[Gtarzan81]

The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.

We have found what was in the lock box.

 

[slow-mun]

After several years of rigorous training on how to subdue and capture dangerous men. The members of SWAT were amiss as to how to approach a piece of fine looking pussy.

 

[LakeMountD]

So far really funny! Mullet and Mr.50 those are pretty damn funny lol. I did this same contest on bb.com at one point and I used a different picture but they are absolutely hilarious, we need to run more of these contests .

 

[Grunt76]

Swat team called in to protect police dog, successfully capturing attacker. No shots were fired.

 

[T-Bone]

The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.

Police raid New Your City Cat House.

 

[RBKing]

The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.

FEDS CRACK DOWN ON SOURCE OF ILLEGAL FELINE GROWTH HORMONE

"Fluffy" Kneller was arrested outside his Cambridge, MA home.

 

[tattoopierced1]

Owned LMFAO - Funny photos dark cute baby with parents

There is my contribution...

edit: snap, i read it wrong.. such a "dee dee dee" moment...

 

[pmiller383]

Owned LMFAO - Funny photos dark cute baby with parents

There is my contribution...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:Thats Great

 

[EasyEJL]

Battlecat, no rushing in till they give the signal!

 

[Bum Mahoney]

Officer Michaels: "I can shoot. What are you, wait-- You honestly think I can't shoot worth dick?"
Officer Slater: "I'm telling you right now, you cannot shoot."
Officer Michaels: "I shot that cat last week."
Officer Slater: "It was already dead, man."
Officer Michaels: "I still shot it."
Officer Slater: "That cat was dead."

 

[EasyEJL]

Neoborn, for chrissakes, leave the cat alone, this is a meth lab raid not a petting zoo!

 

[tattoopierced1]

The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.

"I Swear I thought he said Al-Cata"

 

[warnerve]

No, You Cannot Haz Cheezburger!

 

[SilentBob187]

SWAT, cracking down on transient pussy since 1967.

warnerve, I was gonna roll with some lolcatz too, good one.

 

[thesinner]

Mr. Mittens accidentally ate the the detonator.

 

[nosnmiveins]

Neoborn, for chrissakes, leave the cat alone, this is a meth lab raid not a petting zoo!

hahahahaha this is my favorite!!

 

[Mulletsoldier]

Officer: "Uh-uh biitch no you diin't!!"

 

[pmiller383]

President Bush sends FBI to catch terrorist who stole the presidents favorite ball of yarn.

 

[babyblu]

Drop the d-bol NOW MISTER!!!

bb

 

[RoadBlocK]

"STOP RESISTING"

 

[RoadBlocK]

Cop1 : "JEEZ, thats a big pussy...pussy"

Cop2 : "why'd you say it twice?"

Cop1 : "I didnt!!"

 

[RoadBlocK]

The country on threat level orange: Police today round up the usual suspects in their investigation.

 

[RoadBlocK]

"dont taz me bro"

 

[RoadBlocK]

"WHERES OSAMA......WHERES OSAMA......Tell us where osama is.........we know you know where osama is!!!!!"

 

[RoadBlocK]

" how U doin' "

 

[Swifto]

The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.

OFFICER 1: Duh...I think....Its a decoy...A fake one....Uh?

OFFICER 2: QUICK!...Its under the silver Jeep! WERE BEING AMBUSHED!

*BANG!* *BANG!*

 

[RedwolfWV]

The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.

"This is no sh!t! The last one I shot was THIS TALL! I SWEAR!"

 

[LakeMountD]

Battlecat, no rushing in till they give the signal!

haha that made me laugh :rofl:

 

[R-Mac]

[/QUOTE]

Officer with hand extended-"Listen pussy cat...I'm going tell you one more time....lower that tail and cover that stinky ass of yours"

Pussy cat-"Hey officer why don't you try stickin jou head up jour ass - see if it fits"

 

[yonkersguy]

The person that comes up with the best caption for this picture wins a free bottle of Epistane.

Would you happen to know where we can find Elian Gonzalez?

 

[EasyEJL]

"You know Bill, the color of this cat is almost perfect, we could skin it and make new gloves out of the striped parts."

 

[TheLittleGuy]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2413/1512182021_67b7487ad7.jpg?v=0

STOP RIGHT MEOW!! I SAID MEOW DAMN IT!!

 

[TheLittleGuy]

[/QUOTE

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT BIG PUSSY I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE!!!!

 

[thesinner]

..... the lengths some people will go to keep the neighbor's cat out of their yard.

 

[TheLittleGuy]

[/QUOTE]

Sgt. Perez NO!! thats a skunk

 

[Cordeen]

Talk To The Paw!!

 

[LakeMountD]

Battlecat, no rushing in till they give the signal!

Haha okay I can't help it, maybe it is just me but saying this over and over in my head is making me laugh lol.

You are the winner! Send me your address .


ANOTHER CONTEST COMING THIS WEEK! CHECK BACK TOMORROW!

 

[ozarkaBRAND]

way to easy.. you funny bastard :|

 

[thesinner]

congrat's easy. That was a good one.

 

[EasyEJL]

I was going for the "something different" idea. I had one more idea too something like

"dude my hand look so huge like it could cover the whole cat"

"Bill, i'm not letting you taste test any more drug samples"

but couldn't quite get it to sound right

 

[TheLittleGuy]

Congrats Easy:thumbsup:

 

[nosnmiveins]

I was going for the "something different" idea. I had one more idea too something like

"dude my hand look so huge like it could cover the whole cat"

"Bill, i'm not letting you taste test any more drug samples"

but couldn't quite get it to sound right

maybe something like ...

"Dude i just want to feel how soft it is. I havent tripped this bad since the Academy."

"Bill i told u not to snort that powder we confiscated from those rastafarians..."

 

[LakeMountD]

maybe something like ...

"Dude i just want to feel how soft it is. I havent tripped this bad since the Academy."

"Bill i told u not to snort that powder we confiscated from those rastafarians..."

hahaha the first one you just said was pretty good. You were about 30 minutes late with the entry though! You might have won . Come back tomorrow, I will have another contest up.

 

[pmiller383]

Easy, I literally laughed about that post a few different times today. Well done.