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  1. oh, spider, i've got some xenaandrogens i'll sell you, similar to xenoandrogens, but instead it is a modified cyanocobalamin that will bind to the androgen receptor.

    you may have heard of the infamous cyano's, it's similar to the compound found in "monsterdrol xt" and will get you swoll for 1/2 the price of a similar xenoandrogens.

    shoot me your checking act info if youre interested.


  2. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    oh, spider, i've got some xenaandrogens i'll sell you, similar to xenoandrogens, but instead it is a modified cyanocobalamin that will bind to the androgen receptor.

    you may have heard of the infamous cyano's, it's similar to the compound found in "monsterdrol xt" and will get you swoll for 1/2 the price of a similar xenoandrogens.

    shoot me your checking act info if youre interested.
    DUDE... MONSTERDROL XT... I took that stuff back when I was 13 and gained 22 lbs. and also developed the pointiest bitch tits you could ever imagine. I had to steal and wear my younger sister's bras and layer 3 shirts on top of that, and that was just so I could make it through the school day. And my sister was in 5th grade... so more often than not, they would still pop out all over the place and I would have to run off to the bathroom at random intervals just so I could try and stuff myself back into her training bra. Also, I developed and never recovered from EIGCS (Extreme Irreversible Genitalia Crevassing Syndrome)... do a Google Image Search if you really want to know (NSFW).


    BTW, does this stuff require a PCT? I think this was where I went wrong with the Monsterdrol, so this time, I'll be sure to take some ZMA. At the very least, it seems like it's working for the cycle of dianabol, testosterone enanthate, superdrol, deca, tren, testosterane cypionate, and winny (w/ an EOD beastdrol pulse) that I just finished yesterday. (gained +/- 7.4 lbs over 18 weeks... don't think I was eating enough fruit or something)

    BTW, do you take PayPal, or maybe Google Checkout? The only reason I ask is because when my uncle Rabuki e-mailed me last year from The Republic of the Congo of the Democratic People's Monarch (which happened to be the same email in which he first introduced himself to me BTW), he told me that great grandfather Moweegleeyuh had recently died (thanks for the funeral invitation but whatever) and had left a casual directive in his will asking to hold approximately USD5290000000000000000000.2566 00 in my own bank account, and in exchange, I could keep 5%. Now, don't get me wrong -- the money sounded nice, but I'm always willing to help out family, so I told uncle Rabuki that of course I'd be willing to help out however I can. So I sent him my account info and waited for Rhonda down at the local SunTrust to give me a call about a rather large sum of money being wire transferred into my account, but the call never came. Instead, I get my monthly statement in the mail a week-and-a-half later and am surprised to read that not only was USD5290000000000000000000.2566 00 never wired to my account, but the $84 that I was saving up to buy a Kinect with was actually WITHDRAWN at an ATM located adjacent to the Golden Happy Sip & Internet Cafe in Nigeria.

    I have since switched to electronic banking with automated deposit/withdrawal email notifications.

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    So yeah, u cool with PayPal?
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  3. Well, how do you like that... it looks like I might soon be in possession of several of Mega Gear's xenoandrogen products, and I might even decide to log them (not in this section, of course). Like the urge to vigorously fap with sandpaper, there is only one way this curiosity can be satisfied...

  4. Quote Originally Posted by SpicedCider
    Well, how do you like that... it looks like I might soon be in possession of several of Mega Gear's xenoandrogen products, and I might even decide to log them (not in this section, of course). Like the urge to vigorously fap with sandpaper, there is only one way this curiosity can be satisfied...
    There's nothing wrong with fapping with sandpaper.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Stri8ed View Post
    There's nothing wrong with fapping with sandpaper.
    At least someone is seeing things my way.
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Stri8ed View Post
    There's nothing wrong with fapping with sandpaper.
    Video of you doing that with 100 grain. Go.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by RD929

    Video of you doing that with 100 grain. Go.
    Lol that's only a private show.

  8. But seriously, I do have an order of 2 xenoandrogen products on their way, and the package should hopefully arrive either Saturday or Monday. I guess we'll find out "once and for all" if these products are legit. BTW, does anyone know how to tell if a substance can be absorbed sublingually? Can essentially any compound be taken in a sublingual manner?

    And Stri8ed -- be careful with that 100 grain. You don't want to learn what "Pepperoni Stick Dick" is the hard way.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by SpicedCider View Post
    But seriously, I do have an order of 2 xenoandrogen products on their way, and the package should hopefully arrive either Saturday or Monday. I guess we'll find out "once and for all" if these products are legit.
    No, we won't. We won't know if the ingredients listed are the ingredients in the pills, unless you were to have some tested. And an n=1 in vivo experiment hardly proves their efficacy.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by SpicedCider View Post
    But seriously, I do have an order of 2 xenoandrogen products on their way, and the package should hopefully arrive either Saturday or Monday. I guess we'll find out "once and for all" if these products are legit. BTW, does anyone know how to tell if a substance can be absorbed sublingually? Can essentially any compound be taken in a sublingual manner?

    And Stri8ed -- be careful with that 100 grain. You don't want to learn what "Pepperoni Stick Dick" is the hard way.

    the only thing u will have proved is that consumers can be so gullible that they will buy something even when it has been made obvious to them that it is complete BS. And that depresses me greatly
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  11. Quote Originally Posted by henryv View Post
    No, we won't. We won't know if the ingredients listed are the ingredients in the pills, unless you were to have some tested. And an n=1 in vivo experiment hardly proves their efficacy.
    That's why I put quotes around the "once and for all"; I was mostly kidding, and since one of the products I ordered is supposed to be the xenoandrogen equivalent of Dianabol, I figure that if, after taking it for at least a month, I don't notice anything in terms of water retention (which the product literature specifically "warns" about), then it's a somewhat reliable indication that xenoandrogens (or at least that particular one) don't work, though it definitely wouldn't be an absolute one.

    If you or PA want to test a pill or two after I get my hands on this stuff, just let me know...

  12. Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Arnold View Post
    the only thing u will have proved is that consumers can be so gullible that they will buy something even when it has been made obvious to them that it is complete BS. And that depresses me greatly
    Who says I had to buy anything?

  13. Quote Originally Posted by SpicedCider View Post
    That's why I put quotes around the "once and for all"; I was mostly kidding, and since one of the products I ordered is supposed to be the xenoandrogen equivalent of Dianabol, I figure that if, after taking it for at least a month, I don't notice anything in terms of water retention (which the product literature specifically "warns" about), ...

    thats a popular trick with companies that sell u scam products. they list warnings of side effects and that makes u think it must be real. its like those diets that warn u that if u lose more than ten pounds in a week u must stop taking the product!!! barf
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  14. I'm new to the online purchases, but not to the game. Received the Megagear package today and am hesitant to inject. The more I read the more it does look "off". Customs held it for 7 days, then released. I'll let someone else be the test dummy before I inject unknown substance. I have plenty of legit gear, just wanted to see if this was real or fake. I will say that the packaging and bottle are quality. I'm kinda suprised that anyone would go to all of that trouble for $30-40 on a one time sale. I'd guess the bottle, injectable cap, and printing/packaging cost $5-10.

    Has anyone tried the product?

  15. Quote Originally Posted by Vis View Post
    I'm new to the online purchases, but not to the game. Received the Megagear package today and am hesitant to inject. The more I read the more it does look "off". Customs held it for 7 days, then released. I'll let someone else be the test dummy before I inject unknown substance. I have plenty of legit gear, just wanted to see if this was real or fake. I will say that the packaging and bottle are quality. I'm kinda suprised that anyone would go to all of that trouble for $30-40 on a one time sale. I'd guess the bottle, injectable cap, and printing/packaging cost $5-10.

    Has anyone tried the product?
    Glad to hear that someone else got suckered into... er, was willing to give these products a shot. My order was shipped out by Mega Gear around the end of June, and whenever I track the package through USPS's website, the status is that, as of July 4th, it has been processed and remains at "ISC NEW YORK" (I.e., it's in customs). The shipping status hasn't been updated at all since July 4th; however, since the USPS status also states that the package has been "processed through sort facility," I'm assuming it isn't being intentionally quarantined by customs.

    Anyways, if/when the package arrives, I'm more likely to try taking the oil-based product sublingually rather than by injection, although I don't even know if the "active ingredient" can even be absorbed via the sublingual gland. Keep us updated on whatever you decide to do, and please consider logging your cycle.

  16. I took Xenoandrogens and gained 25 pounds of muscle and my dick grew another 4 inches ..

  17. It would be a great strategy to import designer steriods i.e. "the clear". The company declares the product a nutritional supplement, yet the top of the bottle is seal and only opened by a needle. Either that or it's grape seed oil and placebo. My natural T level is only 300-350, so I would know the difference. I'm still hesitant to inject until many more reports come in. It still seems foolish of MegaGear to advertise and promote the product for such a reasonable price only for it to be a one time purchase if/when it's discovered to be fake. My thinking was it's worth a gamble for such a low price. If the bottle had a hand inserted rubber stopper it was going to the litter bin. The packaging is as good a quality as Watson. The liquid inside is the mystery...

  18. Quote Originally Posted by Vis View Post
    It would be a great strategy to import designer steriods i.e. "the clear". The company declares the product a nutritional supplement, yet the top of the bottle is seal and only opened by a needle. ..
    yeah that'll really perplex customs

    :facepalm:
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    Wow, so it's an inject? The thought of this being pills was bad enough.

    Sub'd for horror stories.
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  20. Quote Originally Posted by MidwestBeast
    Wow, so it's an inject? The thought of this being pills was bad enough.

    Sub'd for horror stories.
    I think his dick is gonna fall off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Stri8ed View Post
    I think his dick is gonna fall off.
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  22. Dammit, why won't my package leave "ISC NEW YORK?" I read that it's the USPS's sorting center for international parcels and that if a package has been processed through that facility (according to tracking info), then it has cleared customs and is just waiting to be shipped out. The tracking info for my package has stated since July 3rd that it's been processed through the sorting facility, so where the hell is it?

    Don't tell me that customs seized my Mega Gear because the products look like real steroids!

  23. Quote Originally Posted by MidwestBeast

    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oJHoM_KMvo">YouTube Link</a>
    Haha love that episode. "We're here to rip your dick off" lol

  24. Quote Originally Posted by SpicedCider View Post
    Dammit, why won't my package leave "ISC NEW YORK?" I read that it's the USPS's sorting center for international parcels and that if a package has been processed through that facility (according to tracking info), then it has cleared customs and is just waiting to be shipped out. The tracking info for my package has stated since July 3rd that it's been processed through the sorting facility, so where the hell is it?

    Don't tell me that customs seized my Mega Gear because the products look like real steroids!

    they are probably testing the stuff. if they find a controlled substance in there u will have some explainin to do
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  25. Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Arnold View Post
    the only thing u will have proved is that consumers can be so gullible that they will buy something even when it has been made obvious to them that it is complete BS. And that depresses me greatly
    It really shouldn't. You are in the supplement industry after all...I see so many people on here just wanting to throw their money at any new supplement they see. They even wait in the threads about new supplements and post things like "Credit card ready!". It is really their own fault if they get ripped off. I've seen this so much it makes me wish I was in the supplement industry. People are "sold" so damn easily it is laughable.
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