Yes, this is a discussion about balls....

[BB12]

My man HB05

 

[BB12]

Feel the power of the BALLS! - ATJ

 

[BB12]

ATJ, we're powered by Balls!

 

[BB12]

Don't under estimate the power of our BALLS! - ATJ Protein Recover Balls

 

[Hurleyboy05]

BigBoy's on a roll again!

 

[Hurleyboy05]

Our Balls will rock your world! - ATJ Nutrition

 

[atjnutrition2]

Thank you all for all your entries and ideas. They've been great!!!

Got to get with Darren and Sam first, but will probably pick winners at the end of the week....don't want to have the thread over stay its welcome. (however feel free to discuss our balls as long as you want)

First place will get a free 100 count and a t-shirt
2nd place = free 40 count and a shirt
3rd place = free 40 count.

 

[Hurleyboy05]

Cool! Those are some Ball-tastic prizes!

 

[SilentBob187]

don't want to have the thread over stay its welcome.

pssh, whatever man. This kind of gold can't overstay its welcome.

ATJ Protein Recovery Balls - Smell the sweet sweet smell of our peanut buttery balls.

ATJ Protein Recovery Balls - ¡Las bolas más dulces del mundo!
"The sweetest balls in the world!"

ATJ Protein Recovery Balls - Las bolas nunca probaban esto bueno.
"Balls never tasted this good."

ATJ Protein Recovery Balls - ¡Estas bolas son número uno!
"These balls are number one!"

Multilingual advertising coming at ya!

 

[Hurleyboy05]

You know I don't speak Spanish!!

 

[SilentBob187]

You know I don't speak Spanish!!

Baxter!? Is that you?! Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!

 

[BB12]

Can't wait to see who the winner is...

Are you guys going to PM the winner?

 

[BB12]

ok, you have to look at the avvy......

That's a crazy ****, but our Balls rock! - ATJ

 

[SilentBob187]

ATJ Protein Recovery Balls - BigBoy may have a flamboyant **** but our balls are fabulous!!!

 

[NutraPlanet CS]

Baxter!? Is that you?! Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!

I was on the same page...

:rofl:

 

[pistonpump]

AJT Recovery Balls, its like an orgasm in your mouth!

 

[pistonpump]

AJT Recovery Balls, because everyone loves to suck nutty balls!

 

[pistonpump]

AJT Recovery Balls, these balls will blow your mind.....and muscles away!

 

[Hank Vangut]

damn, silent bob already posted the ac/dc vid.

 

[BB12]

ATJ Protein Recovery Balls - BigBoy may have a flamboyant **** but our balls are fabulous!!!

Nice!

:hot:

Drop the junk and kick up the funk! - ATJ Ballz

 

[BB12]

If your balls tasted as good as ours... you'd be a chic magnet! - ATJ Recovery Balls

:rofl:

 

[BB12]

There's nothing like a good swift grab of the balls, to get the morning started! - ATJ

 

[BB12]

I've spread your balls to a whole new place - http://forum.anabolicx.com/index.php?showtopic=5681&st=0&gopid=86958&#entry86958

 

[Hurleyboy05]

I've spread your balls to a whole new place - http://forum.anabolicx.com/index.php?showtopic=5681&st=0&gopid=86958&#entry86958

Don't spread their balls, that hurts!!!

 

[BB12]

Never shrinkage when you max out on our balls - ATJ

 

[BB12]

These aren't your Granny's balls! - ATJ

 

[BB12]

A little bit of nut in every bite! - ATJ Recovery Balls

 

[SilentBob187]

ATJ Protein Recovery Balls - Crunchy, chewy, sweet and salty. Suck it Taco Bell.

ATJ Protein Recovery Balls - Suck One (JACKIE MOON!)

ATJ Protein Recovery Balls - Hot, sticky, sweet, from my head to my feet. (Yeah)

ATJ Protein Recovery Balls - Have some.

 

[Manimalia]

hold it hold it hold it....

here are some good, clean ones------

We've got what you need to keep rollin' forward....Protein-Recovery Balls by ATJ Nutrition.

They not only taste better than protein bars. They look better--They're flexed!--------------Protein-Recovery Balls by ATJ Nutrition

Flattening Competition a Bit More-------Protein-Recovery Balls by ATJ Nutrition

They're not just different cause they're round. They're better, too---------Protein-Recovery Balls by ATJ Nutrition

Round Tastes Better Than Flat-------------Protein-Recovery Balls by ATJ Nutrition

Try Rolling A Protein Bar. Yeah. It Doesn't Get Anywhere------------Protein-Recovery Balls by ATJ Nutrition


I tried to get it from several different angles. I used the angle of humor, association the mind has with the word 'round' as opposed to 'flat', a flat out calling out of protein bars angle, a flat out insult towards conventional SUCKY bars, fitness-based humor, and equating the roundness of the product in topic to 'rollin' forward with progress. I've hit it up the best I know how. I know I'm in this thing late, but consider me, please!!!! I love/need snacks in between my busy day of school/work/woman/fitness/etc. Might get you a new customer(s), cause if I like em' I could see myself replacing my current snacks from time to time with these. And I blab a lot about things like this, so I'd tell people,"Eh, look. See what I'm eatin' here? Yeah, it's ROUND. It's a PROTEIN BALL!!! Never seen that before have YA?! NO! You haven't. Wanna bite?! NO, NEvermind!!!! You NO GET ONE!!!! ATJ says NO!!!" Thank you!




HEH HEH!!!!

 

[BB12]

NICE..... I like.....







Get your balls back! - ATJ

 

[BB12]

There's nothing like rolling one with a friend! - ATJ

 

[T-Bone]

ATJ Recovery Peanut Butter Balls- When your nutz about protein!

 

[T-Bone]

Round, small, convenient and packed with protein. - Protein Recovery Balls by ATJ.

 

[T-Bone]

Nutz never tasted so good!- ATJ Recovery Balls!.

 

[T-Bone]

No Sugar, No HFCS, No BULL - Just Balls!- ATJ Recovery Balls.

 

[T-Bone]

ATJ Protein Recovery Balls- Revolutionizing Post workout nutrition.

 

[T-Bone]

When your sick of Flat tasting protein bars- ATJ protein Recovery Balls.

 

[T-Bone]

The fun to eat protein treat- ATJ Protein Recovery Balls.

 

[pistonpump]

The fun to eat protein treat- ATJ Protein Recovery Balls.

hahaha, how cute

 

[atjnutrition2]

Manimalia----you make a good argument.

Silentbob--You cracked me up with the "suck it Taco Bell" Reminded me of the SNL Jeopardy skit.

 

[mattikus]

Whenever I'm hungry.. I grab my balls.
When I am drained.. I grab my balls.
When I need something to help me get through the day.. I grab my balls.

ATJ Protein balls always make me feel much better.

 

[mattikus]

Hey! Leggo my balls!

MY ATJ PROTEIN RECOVERY BALLZ!

 

[mattikus]

My girlfriend loves my protein loaded balls:head:

 

[mattikus]

If you need something to suck on.. Suck on ATJ's balls. MMM good. Protein balls.

 

[Manimalia]

Manimalia----you make a good argument.

the word-argument-it has such a negative connotation to me. i would prefer to us the word-point.

 

[T-Bone]

Tell your kids its candy- Atj Protein Balls - Nutrition for everyone.

 

[T-Bone]

Recovery and sports equipment in one. - Atj protein balls.

 

[T-Bone]

ATJ Protein Balls- When your sick of Tuna.

 

[T-Bone]

ATJ Protein Balls- A snack that won't waste your time.

 

[mattikus]

ATJ Protein Balls- When your sick of Tuna.

LOL. This should win something.