I got friend zoned a lot years ago from being overweight and being a nice guy lol
Before my wife met me she was not into very kinky sex or crazy sex. She had a pretty boring sex life prior to meeting me. She also hasn't had many partners prior to me either so all this stuff was and still is exciting to her all these years later.
Wow. That's all I have to say. LolBefore my wife met me she was not into very kinky sex or crazy sex. She had a pretty boring sex life prior to meeting me. She also hasn't had many partners prior to me either so all this stuff was and still is exciting to her all these years later.
We used protection with my buddy but he has also been with the same girl for nearly 10 years.
Just last weekend I surprised my wife by getting her a sexy black dress. I messaged her back at my place to checkout what I got her on the bed when she got in. She was excited.
Side story: I manage a luxurious high-rise building on the side of running my own business for the last 10 years.
So I texted to try it on and if she liked to dress it up with her new sexy black high highs or whatever else she wanted and message me when she was done.
I was on duty this particular night. Our daughter was away for the weekend and my son was over at a sleepover.
She sends me a text asking where I was when she was finished. It was about midnight at this time. I told her to meet me on the top floor.
When she came off the elevator... Wow! I wanted to take her right there. I placed a blindfold on her and led her up some stairs which led to maintenance room, elevator room and the roof top area.
As we were going up the stairs I noticed she didn't have any panties on (bites tongue). She has no idea where we were going but knew we were going to **** and it was going to be good. P.S. Currently on Tren, Mast, Prop, Follidrone 2, Prolactrone. This is one crazy sexual combo if you haven't tried.
I took her outside to the rooftop and thrust her up against one of the walls and started having my way with her right outside under the warm moonlit sky. We ****ed outside for awhile and then made our way to the elevator room which had a/c, dimmed lights and Interesting ambiance. I put on some heavy music like NIN.
We ****ed like animals in there for at least an hour. She actually surprised me at one point by pulling out a vibrating **** ring. I've yet to ever try one of these. Wow! Interesting to say the least. If you think your **** is swoll already, try one of these suckers on. Damn!
The sex was so intense we broke the damn thing towards the end of the hour. She ended up taking the vibrator out it and finishing herself off one last and final time and squirted all over the place. This is the stuff porn is made out of
We've been together going on 10 years strong. I always find ways to keep our relationship strong, whether it's keeping it fun with sex, making her feel beautiful and loved every day, making sure our kids happy by being the best dad I can be or spoiling the family whenever I can.
We have a very open relationship and have never had to worry about her wanting to be with another man or her worrying about me wanting to be with another woman. Honestly, it's the best relationship I've ever had and built. I feel truly blessed to have met her built what we have together.
Confidence can be learned. Best tip I ever got was to fake it until it becomes second nature.
Same happened to me. She gave me hints, then the hints got bigger, then they became the size of elephants. Finally she told me "I'm a lesbian" and I almost replied "Ok ... what do you mean?" I was young and clueless.
Haha. She actually didn't tell me she gave me the "I'm sorry but I'm concentrating on school right now and don't want to date anything but thanks." A couple of days later I told my buddy I was gonna try one more time but was gonna talk to her a bit more through messaging before I ask her out at her work again. That's when he told me I shouldn't even bother his wife is her coworker and told him she was a lesbian.
Haha, I wish I could post a pic but since I can't, you'll just have to google it! Oh and Mmf? Male, male, female. It's a b*sexual thing.
I sent her roses at work and a card that said "I'll trade you these flowers for a date." I got the date. That is when she said "The flowers were sweet but I'm a lesbian." And me "Ooookayyy ... what do you mean exactly that you're a lesbian?" Because obviously it could mean anything from "I love Indian food" to "I want to be in Doctors Without Borders", so I needed her to clarify!
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Anything with the girl on top is awesome in my book. I have been "forced upon", with the girl on top holding a knife at my throat. That was uniquely special.Have you guys tried the Amazon position?
Lmaoooo....
Haha at least you got a cook kick out of jtI sent her roses at work and a card that said "I'll trade you these flowers for a date." I got the date. That is when she said "The flowers were sweet but I'm a lesbian." And me "Ooookayyy ... what do you mean exactly that you're a lesbian?" Because obviously it could mean anything from "I love Indian food" to "I want to be in Doctors Without Borders", so I needed her to clarify!
I guess that's one of my favorite positions... Minus the computer. Lol.Duh. This is the Amazon position
Agreed! Love that view of a sexy backside, round booty and easy access to pull hair when timing is right.
I lol'd at the bi-curious guy trying to maybe get pounded by a bunch of dudes
Yuck, I'm sure she would have given you more than just a bj.
Oh I am sure. But that was all I wanted.....hahaYuck, I'm sure she would have given you more than just a bj.
Why not
Well, she was the unattractive combination of skank and not pretty. You ask "why the bj then?" Well. I have never seen an ugly bj. Lol
This made me laugh too hard!
Yeah, but you would have had to see her face and your buddy's face lol
One word.....darkness. Solves any uncomfortable face visibility problems. Haja
I will be here all week. Maybe. Depends on my wonky internet service....
Yeah, but now you can't be sure who's mouth it is! lol
That is why we would have planned beforehand. Duh. Haha (being a smartass with the duh part. Damned internet not being able properly transmit tone)
The grammar of your post reads "I tried to get my buddy to give me a BJ whIle he was banging the cum dumpster." Not that you wanted her to give you one while he was bagging her.
I thought the same thing
Better late than never. Aaaand I get a trophy for participation! :bigok:
