P-Slin by USPLabs-USP naming contest-Big BIG big BIG winner!

[EasyEJL]

Yes, mine suck greatly. However, it does take skill to suck so badly. Ive had to work at it. Still the fatchick one is the best one and relates to real life as well.

Its a pity that USP doesn't make Aspire36 because you could have gone with

"Eating carbs without P-slin is like doing a fatchick. It might feel good at first, but you'll regret it later. But if you get stuck doing her long term, Aspire36 will get you hard for the job!"

and had a nice combo slogan

 

[Guest]

you can get more ideas from the beta testers

http://www.usplabsdirect.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1198

 

[lazerss9]

P-Slin: the next and last pre-workout supplement you'll ever take.

P-Slin: the simplest product that gives the greatest results.

P-Slin: unlike the competitors, it's is a simple product that simply creates huge gains.

P-Slin: make your dreams come true.

P-Slin: reach your goals.

Be all that you can be...with P-Slin.

P-Slin: make the girls stare.

P-Slin Pre-workout - $xx.99
Protein Post-workout - $xx.99
Making Your Friends Jealous - priceless

 

[radaruckus]

P-slin: where carbs come to die. Its like the boca raton for macronutrients.

P-slin: stretch mark potentiator

 

[nelix]

"I can't believe it's not insulin"

 

[haroldjg]

"I can't believe it's not insulin"

I like this one.haha. I just love parodys

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: It makes resting a chore.

 

[bpmartyr]

"I can't believe it's not insulin"

Lol

"I can't believe I am eating 100+ grams of carbs per sitting and staying lean!"


Keep em comin boys!

 

[haroldjg]

This one would sell a lot. haha.
P-Slin: Money back guarantee!

 

[Jove]

Work more. Lift more. Grow more. Become More. P-Slin - the key to a whole new level of muscle

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: First there was the wheel, then there was P-Slin.

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: Eat more, get slimmer.

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: Take control of your genetic potential.

 

[CryingEmo]

P-slin

"If you rearange the letters, subtract an L and add an S, you have Penis."

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: Live the dream.

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: Dramatically alter your body composition.

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: Be more than average.

 

[CryingEmo]

P-slin

"Some supplements need a catchy slogan. P-slin speaks for itself. Then again, this is a slogan so it's contridicting the first statement. Oh well screw it, USP Labs is giving all the free samples to CryingEmo, congratulations."


^^^Winning slogan

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: Make every workout count.

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: It makes stimulants obsolete.

 

[CryingEmo]

I give harold an A for effort. Or some rep points at least.

 

[CryingEmo]

P-slin

"I wouldn't give a BJ for it, but I'd give a USP Labs rep a HJ at least."


haha ok, back to serious slogans

 

[haroldjg]

hahaha. Its seriously hard to think of ANYTHING to write. I am so running on empty. lol

 

[wojo]

p-slin take is so your no longer a pee-wee

 

[wojo]

dont forget to P (slin) before you hit the gym...lol

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: Try to imitate it.

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: The supercharger for your muscles.

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: Give your muscles what they're craving.

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: Your workouts will never be the same again.

 

[CryingEmo]

"Advanced nutrient partitioning delivery system"

• Delivers CHO's to where you need them the most: Muscle
• Promotes intense vascular pumps
• Creates an anabolic environment from the begining of your workout until the end

 

[Thudd]

P-slin from Pure Supplements: Pure results, pure mass.

P-slin: octane booster for muscles.

P-slin: when the doctor won't prescribe you real 'slin.

P-slin: eat crap, still gain.

When carbs attack, defend yourself with P-slin

P-slin: the final piece in your dietary puzzle

P-slin: optimum fuel for optimum results

P-slin: because you won't stop eating those burgers will you


Obviously some of these aren't completely serious...

 

[CryingEmo]

P-slin from Pure Supplements: Pure results, pure mass.

P-slin: octane booster for muscles.

P-slin: when the doctor won't prescribe you real 'slin.

P-slin: eat crap, still gain.

When carbs attack, defend yourself with P-slin

P-slin: the final piece in your dietary puzzle

P-slin: optimum fuel for optimum results

P-slin: because you won't stop eating those burgers will you


Obviously some of these aren't completely serious...

:lol:

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: Its not just another supplement.

 

[CryingEmo]

I'm most proud of this one:

http://anabolicminds.com/forum/856131-post80.html

 

[EasyEJL]

I give harold an A for effort. Or some rep points at least.

P-Siln - If harold doesn't stop posting each idea as a separate reply and bombing my emailbox with the notifications, i'm going to pee on his siln.

:lol:

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: Unleash the insanity.

 

[haroldjg]

hahaha.... I just deal them as they come. They come too slow....lol

 

[CryingEmo]

P-slin

"A weapon of mass construction"

 

[kjkriston]

P-Slin: Unleash the Anabolic Monster called Insulin
P-Slin: Helping you achieve your dreams.
P-Slin: Make those meals count for something...
P-Slin: Bombard your muscles into growing.
P-Slin: Assault your muscles, Destroy your fat, Grow into a monster.
P-Slin: Simple, Effective, Amazing.

 

[haroldjg]

P-Slin: Cut the fat.

 

[CryingEmo]

"Nutrient partitioning insulin mimetic."


Creates an optimal anabolic environment during your workout
Insane skin streching pumps
Optimal pre-workout anabolic environment

 

[CryingEmo]

• Experience life changing pumps
• CHO's delivered directly to where you need them most: muscle
• Promotes optimal nutrient partitioning

 

[Brother]

P-Slin...not to be confused with P-diddy!:duel:

 

[justreading]

P-slin: No your NO-product cant do this! Eat Carbs, Lose fat, Insane Workouts and Still Sleep at night


Leads itself to user intruege because of the seeming cpntrast of eating carbs and how it is supposed to add fat according to popular belief. Also creates differntiation while creating a niche for people who workout at night and don't want to be jacked up off stims....

Really you need to focuss on the idea that caffiene in the other products is bad because if not then the NO products like NO-xplode will be hard to compete against. Also giving people the ability to stay off low carbs is a huge plus and finally if you do a full page you can throw in some things about insulin sensativity. You really need to educate a wide audience while catching attention, this is not the AM crowd.

 

[jasonschaffin]

"It takes a little more to be a champion. It takes P-Slin."

"Its just like Insulin. Only way better...P-Slin"

 

[wojo]

big gains big pump big boy sup..p-slin

 

[MentalTwitch]

P-slin: No carb cycling needed.
P-slin: No Needles. All buisness
P-slin: Carbs are no longer feared, but rather welcome.
P-slin: USP made it for you to absorb it.
P-slin: Above the rest in enginuity and carb intake.


P.S. - Is this still going on even?

 

[MentalTwitch]

P-slin: In or out of the gym, it's working for you.
P-slin: 1 product, 2 aspects to love but 3 reasons to use...PUMP....SWELL....INTENSITY.
P-slin: No stacking neccessary. Just you.

 

[somewhatgifted]

P-slin - I dare you not to take it.
P-slin - we dont need your money, but you could use this.

 

[EasyEJL]

P-slin: No Needles. All buisness

I like the needle idea, I have to let that one simmer a bit, I think I can come up with another idea around that