late night regrets aka sub001 is a bad man

[sub001]

Jokingly hinted at a girl earlier this evening. I then get a text out of nowhere giving me the go once she gets home. I just got home from the shenanigans. I need mouth wash. And to remember a flak jacket the next time I dive on a grenade. Salami is never going to look the same . I'm a bad man. I wish it wasn't 4 years since I had a drink. I need an alcohol habit to use as an excuse for these things. I'm going to go sleep and cry and do a chest workout tomorrow.

 

[T-AD]

ok, wait, what? So many questions come to mind, but so little will to type them.

Go get your rabies shot and call it a day. :nutkick:

 

[SouthernCharm]

pcp is a helluva drug

lol

 

[sub001]

I really wish drugs fueled this episode and not just desperation and bad judgment lol. I found out someone I know did the same thing so at least now I have an eskimo brother I know.

 

[gamer2be08]

Jokingly hinted at a girl earlier this evening. I then get a text out of nowhere giving me the go once she gets home. I just got home from the shenanigans. I need mouth wash. And to remember a flak jacket the next time I dive on a grenade. Salami is never going to look the same . I'm a bad man. I wish it wasn't 4 years since I had a drink. I need an alcohol habit to use as an excuse for these things. I'm going to go sleep and cry and do a chest workout tomorrow.

I really dont get it lol..

 

[sub001]

I really dont get it lol..

some chick I know but barely talk to posted something online and I made some stupid joking sexual comment and then she's like "i'd be down for it with you, I'll be home in a little bit" out of nowhereeee and basically threw it at me. So went there and did business and it was mostly awful lol. nice girl, but a grenade. at the end I was like "this was weird. like ****ing my sister weird" and she responded with "whatever, i don't care, you're a total babe". ughhhh.

 

[rugger48]

YouTube- No Points

 

[gamer2be08]

some chick I know but barely talk to posted something online and I made some stupid joking sexual comment and then she's like "i'd be down for it with you, I'll be home in a little bit" out of nowhereeee and basically threw it at me. So went there and did business and it was mostly awful lol. nice girl, but a grenade. at the end I was like "this was weird. like ****ing my sister weird" and she responded with "whatever, i don't care, you're a total babe". ughhhh.

When you say grenade, do you mean fat chick. Or, you just had a ****ty sex session and blew your load early????

 

[sub001]

When you say grenade, do you mean fat chick. Or, you just had a ****ty sex session and blew your load early????

Chubby and pale with salami nipples. I couldn't even finish. It was that bad. At the end I was like "I think i'm going to stop" and she said "yeah I think you're done". "well I'm not done as in finished, i'm just done trying" haha. I need to get out more.

 

[SouthernCharm]

Chubby and pale with salami nipples. I couldn't even finish. It was that bad. At the end I was like "I think i'm going to stop" and she said "yeah I think you're done". "well I'm not done as in finished, i'm just done trying" haha. I need to get out more.

should have just laid back closed your eyes and let her finish you off in the back of her throat

lol

 

[gamer2be08]

Chubby and pale with salami nipples. I couldn't even finish. It was that bad. At the end I was like "I think i'm going to stop" and she said "yeah I think you're done". "well I'm not done as in finished, i'm just done trying" haha. I need to get out more.

Geez man, do you not have respect for yourself :nono2: !?:banghead::dance:

 

[Vitruvian]

I don't know any of you, and just stumbled into this thread.... but it has delivered.

 

[Dizmal]

Oh it delivered... It delivered two salami pizza nipples!


No worries OP, it's just slummin. We all like to roll in the stink once in a while.

 

[sub001]

Oh it delivered... It delivered two salami pizza nipples!


No worries OP, it's just slummin. We all like to roll in the stink once in a while.

lol thanks my brotha

 

[Dizmal]

No problem!

What's worse is when your pounding some slore from behind and you don't know what smells worse. Their puss or dirty swamp ass. With each thrust is a new waft to help you try to figure out!! :ugh: :thumbsdown:

 

[sub001]

No problem!

What's worse is when your pounding some slore from behind and you don't know what smells worse. Their puss or dirty swamp ass. With each thrust is a new waft to help you try to figure out!! :ugh: :thumbsdown:

whew, thank god someone else has had that problem and not just me lol. It was with a super classy, reserved, sexy ass italian girl too. So smokingly hot, but smelled like garbage. maybe she was jogging before we hung out or something.

 

[bigsexy74]

No problem!

What's worse is when your pounding some slore from behind and you don't know what smells worse. Their puss or dirty swamp ass. With each thrust is a new waft to help you try to figure out!! :ugh: :thumbsdown:

i just finished laughing at this. but seriously, we've all been there man, at least you got laid.

 

[sub001]

i just finished laughing at this. but seriously, we've all been there man, at least you got laid.

This is true. I remember walking to my car thinking "at least there are probably nerdy 16-25 year old virgins who will kill their parents to do what I just did"

 

[mich29]

it happens to us all at least once.......I think

 

[SilentBob187]

You deserve a medal, sir!

 

[prld2gr8ns]

No problem!

What's worse is when your pounding some slore from behind and you don't know what smells worse. Their puss or dirty swamp ass. With each thrust is a new waft to help you try to figure out!! :ugh: :thumbsdown:

LOL, thanks for the laugh.

 

[rankbull]

Ain't nothin wrong with pokin a fatty every now and then. More CUSHIN for the PUSHIN!!

:banana:

 

[sub001]

Ain't nothin wrong with pokin a fatty every now and then. More CUSHIN for the PUSHIN!!

:banana:

I'll even it out. I'm planning to break this 99 pound girl in half over the weekend! birthday sex!

 

[gamer2be08]

i just finished laughing at this. but seriously, we've all been there man, at least you got laid.

Yes, I lost my virginity to spme chick whom raped me LMAO.. Smelled like swamp ass, dipped and was a tomboy xD..

 

[gamer2be08]

I'll even it out. I'm planning to break this 99 pound girl in half over the weekend! birthday sex!

Now thats hot

 

[sub001]

Yes, I lost my virginity to spme chick whom raped me LMAO.. Smelled like swamp ass, dipped and was a tomboy xD..

I lost my virginity to my sister's friend who was 4 years older than me. And the goalie for her schools ice hockey team . oh god why me.

 

[Tomahawk88]

I laughed, I cried, and threw up all in the matter of seconds while reading this thread :rofl:

 

[bigsexy74]

I lost my virginity to my sister's friend who was 4 years older than me. And the goalie for her schools ice hockey team . oh god why me.

lol, dude it sounds like you have had your fair share of the fuglies. my gf in high school was a good looking blonde and i got rug burns on my knees the first time i banged her, but that b***h gave me chlamydia!!! damn hot whores!!

 

[nemo]

It's nothin' a lil penicillin can't handle!!!

 

[WILL DA BEAST]

Haha I love this thread. Kind of reminds me of a pizza nipple girl I hooked up with a while back. She had get this....BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY! And she still had full D's!! Her nips covered 1/2 the tit lol. She was a lil stanky so I didn't mess down there but she loved to swallow so it was all good

 

[PrepNwa23]

Haha we all live with regrets don't worry about it, any guy who says he hasn't regretted a night with some girl is lying. The first girl i ever banged wasn't exactly the most attractive girl but when your young and dumb we all do stupid things to get that first check mark on our score cards.

 

[DR.D]

Yes, I lost my virginity to spme chick whom raped me LMAO.. Smelled like swamp ass, dipped and was a tomboy xD..

Suck it up and take it like a man! It's Reno time!!

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[sub001]

all my girlfriends have been top notch. it's just the randoms that are bad lol. only the first chick i banged and this last one were terrible haha.

 

[Chub]

i love reading threads like this after a crappy 13hour shift at work. i can go to bed with a smile on my face lol.

fun stuff :blindfold: