I hate people who keep track of women they kissed like some kind of......... Oops. Wrong thread.
I hate people who keep track of women they kissed like some kind of......... Oops. Wrong thread.
Its copius amounts of cocaine and goldshloger, meth is for loosersYou should cut back on the meth a little bit.
Looser than what?Its copius amounts of cocaine and goldshloger, meth is for loosers
Lol, auto correct i think? Dont remeberLooser than what?
I mean, I guess girls who do a lot of meth are probably looser? So you’re not wrong? This thread has gone to s**t, well, it pretty much started as s**t haha.Lol, auto correct i think? Dont remeber
Ya, and once there teeth fall out the blowjobs are amazingI mean, I guess girls who do a lot of meth are probably looser? So you’re not wrong?
Gummers ftw!Ya, and once there teeth fall out the blowjobs are amazing
What happens in Bangkok, stays in BangkokMore interesting question. How many people have you kissed that you only thought were girls? Hasn't happened to me, but I've heard stories lol.
“There’s a reason they don’t call it Bangc**t.” -Hangover Part II.What happens in Bangkok, stays in Bangkok
We both came at the same time, you were crying, it was bueatiful“There’s a reason they don’t call it Bangc**t.” -Hangover Part II.
1 - i am 35 and married to her been together now for 19 years
^^^What he said
I had a friend who was a gummer. Lmao, she use to always brag about her head game....Gummers ftw!
Well I guess it's something to look forward to whenever I end up in a nursing homeI had a friend who was a gummer. Lmao, she use to always brag about her head game....
Lolol, she was 17 and no front teeth. Saw her a few months ago (we’re 36 now) and she still doesn’t have teeth!!Well I guess it's something to look forward to whenever I end up in a nursing home
Hasn't that girl ever heard of Dental Insurance and Implants. LolLolol, she was 17 and no front teeth. Saw her a few months ago (we’re 36 now) and she still doesn’t have teeth!!
I was assuming the op was 16 when i opened the thread. Its not stupid, its sad.what a stupid thread. Typical of new gen.
18 months, cause I was in Baghdad. LolWhat’s the longest you’ve gone without having sex?
In Afghanistan, my friend who’s usually a 4 became a 10+!!!!18 months, cause I was in Baghdad. Lol
I had a dry spell from about 2 until 9. Priests count, right?What’s the longest you’ve gone without having sex?
Omg!!!! It’s been over 2 years for me!!!I had a dry spell from about 2 until 9. Priests count, right?
I'm assuming this is after having sex for the first time? Otherwise the vast majority of people's number will be from birth to their fist time haha.What’s the longest you’ve gone without having sex?
I was in the Infantry. We where out on smaller bases. No women anywhere around. Except for locals, and that wasnt happening. Dont want a son that grows up to be a terroristIn Afghanistan, my friend who’s usually a 4 became a 10+!!!!
Fisting is not so bad...I'm assuming this is after having sex for the first time? Otherwise the vast majority of people's number will be from birth to their fist time haha.
Or syphilis in the throat! HahaI was in the Infantry. We where out on smaller bases. No women anywhere around. Except for locals, and that wasnt happening. Dont want a son that grows up to be a terrorist
With an open mind like that, I don't know how it's been 2 years lolFisting is not so bad...
Haha, that was supposed to be first. Oh well.Fisting is not so bad...
That would be the goats. They got to hide from some the locals. LolOr syphilis in the throat! Haha
48 hours, if 5 fingers do count.What’s the longest you’ve gone without having sex?
You dont have goats there like the Iraqi's48 hours, if 5 fingers do count.
Haha, I get the usual “let’s hang out” text but they don’t deserve the sloppy h*ad and p*rnstar s*x!!! And.... people are super careless these days.With an open mind like that, I don't know how it's been 2 years lol
Happy endings.... Amazing stuff...Haha, that was supposed to be first. Oh well.
I actually watched a documentary on it! Crazy!!!That would be the goats. They got to hide from some the locals. Lol
I only have 3 cats available. Every time I approach them, they claim to have headache.You dont have goats there like the Iraqi's
Haha, I get the usual “let’s hang out” text but they don’t deserve the sloppy h*ad and p*rnstar s*x!!! And.... people are super careless these days.
Saying things like this lead me to believe that your itchin to end that dry spell lol
Haha, not quite... I miss it but want to wait for a serious relationship... Asking for too much?!Haha, I get the usual “let’s hang out” text but they don’t deserve the sloppy h*ad and p*rnstar s*x!!! And.... people are super careless these days.
Saying things like this lead me to believe that your itchin to end that dry spell lol
No jumping into things is the reason I have 2 ex-wives.Haha, not quite... I miss it but want to wait for a serious relationship... Asking for too much?!
Not at all lol thats kinda what i assumed. I wasnt expecting you to just start making phone calls hahaHaha, not quite... I miss it but want to wait for a serious relationship... Asking for too much?!
Cuz they sucked in bed and you didn’t know until it was too late?No jumping into things is the reason I have 2 ex-wives.
No, because I wasnt the only one they where sleeping with, which was a surprise cause they where horrible in bed. LolCuz they sucked in bed and you didn’t know until it was too late?
They were just practicing to get better.No, because I wasnt the only one they where sleeping with, which was a surprise cause they where horrible in bed. Lol
/sarcasm
Maybe. But, with every guy in my unit. LolThey were just practicing to get better.
/sarcasm
Maybe they were so bad that no one would give them a second practice session?Maybe. But, with every guy in my unit. Lol
Sorry man, sometimes people suck (at sucking).
Maybe she did it for you? Gaining experience to please you better? You should thank her for pre-lubing when going to bed with you.Maybe. But, with every guy in my unit. Lol