Help us Name the Tongkat/Boron.

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I think it's time to end this, pick my Libidoron as a winner :bigok: and start shipping this product or else whole week will go by with bottles going nowhere.

Too bad nobody could try it for their version of Eastern humping like a bunny gone wild haha.
 
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I think it's time to end this, pick my Libidoron as a winner :bigok: and start shipping this product or else whole week will go by with bottles going nowhere.

Too bad nobody could try it for their version of Eastern humping like a bunny gone wild haha.
Please re-read your proposed name and then compare that vs something with true marketing genius, say "Dong Cat Alley", "Your So Vein", "Now My Pants Are Tight-oron" or" BETD (Blood Engorged Tool of Delight)" or even the simple "Tremendously Large Genitals-oron", and I believe the relative ability to foster a multi-targeted media sales campaign is immediately evident.

I will begin asking the mailman to keep an eye out for my certainly-to-be-awarded-to-me prize (based solely on artistic merits and market appeal).

I hope these words were not unduly harsh, but sometimes life can be disappointing.
 
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I got a few last minute entries, if this is last minute. the B in its periodic table box like Breaking Bad used to do. (B)reaking (B)arriers, (B)all-in, BCG,
 
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Please re-read your proposed name and then compare that vs something with true marketing genius, say "Dong Cat Alley", "Your So Vein", "Now My Pants Are Tight-oron" or" BETD (Blood Engorged Tool of Delight)" or even the simple "Tremendously Large Genitals-oron", and I believe the relative ability to foster a multi-targeted media sales campaign is immediately evident.

I will begin asking the mailman to keep an eye out for my certainly-to-be-awarded-to-me prize (based solely on artistic merits and market appeal).

I hope these words were not unduly harsh, but sometimes life can be disappointing.
Wait a second I made a Legend Of Zelda reference, penis joke and used a play on words of the ingredients to make a name. I'm clearly the winner here with "Big Goron's Sword" lol. "tonGkat/bORON"
 
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Wait a second I made a Legend Of Zelda reference, penis joke and used a play on words of the ingredients to make a name. I'm clearly the winner here with "Big Goron's Sword" lol. "tonGkat/bORON"
It will be OK.

Time heals all wounds.
 
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I love naming threads, "Freebol" made my eyes water I was laughing so hard.

Lets see what I got here:

Freedom (of course William Wallace has to be on the bottle)

Sploosh Factor (my personal favorite)

RockHardol

Tong ta tong tong tong (actually that should be the theme song)

T-Bonerene

Locked and Loaded

Tonborine

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Honestly even if someone comes up with a decent name Ill let this go for longer just for the comedy factor.
I lold more than once.
 
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Leboron Gainz, (B)all Boosting/er, Ball armor, Ball Buster, Boron Science, Money Shot, Boron Star, Good wood, 8's every day of the week, repeat (B)ooty Complex, Mineral confidence, Long Jacking, Ali night long
 
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Lol long jacking
I don't know the rules on what I can or cannot post on this forum, but I have some funny ones I thought of... Ones that would never be able to use as the name, but funny... I'll post a censored one, not to funny but here... reaking ooties, you can replace breaking with busting, banging , and No tong-at needed ;) (the wink is essential!) If anything goes, lemme know I'lll think/add some funny ones I've thought of!
 
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Honestly even if someone comes up with a decent name Ill let this go for longer just for the comedy factor.
I lold more than once.
Just start shipping this product and we can have this thread open entire year lol.

I do hope next week latest you ship both Follidrone and this tongkat/boron to UK or else I'll just order tongkat/boron from TGB cause I plan up to 8 weeks trip starting in May.
 
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This tongkat/boron doesn't really need a name


If it affects people the way it's affecting me.

You guys will be thrilled. Your significant others will be thrilled

I think I may buy stock in Trojan after it's release. I'd be a very rich man
 

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This tongkat/boron doesn't really need a name


If it affects people the way it's affecting me.

You guys will be thrilled. Your significant others will be thrilled

I think I may buy stock in Trojan after it's release. I'd be a very rich man
Dang bro! You're gonna have me buying a case load of Tongkat/boron based on your post. LOL!
 

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