I woke up this morning and decided I needed to go pick up a couple thing from the grocery store (eggs, oats, Midget attractant, etc.) When I get there I see that some of the employees are dressed in Halloween costumes. Yeah thats cool Halloween and all. So I am checking out when the clerk looks at me and smiles. After she smiled at me I told her that "her scary Halloween teeth were cool." Well you can guess what happened....those werent scary halloween teeth but her real ones. So after feeling like a complete ass, I apologized and blamed the comment on my recent heroin lapse and quickly left the store. Thought you would enjoy. -Witty