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posted by morgon at CF
Two blondes decided to rob a bank. The first blonde, plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde in great detail.
The robbery begins.
The first blonde drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other blonde, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," she said.
She goes in the bank while the other waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes, two minutes pass ... seven minutes pass - and the first blonde is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open and out she comes. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.
About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As the gals are getting away, the first blonde says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"
The second blonde said, "I did! I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," she replied. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
Two blondes decided to rob a bank. The first blonde, plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde in great detail.
The robbery begins.
The first blonde drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other blonde, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," she said.
She goes in the bank while the other waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes, two minutes pass ... seven minutes pass - and the first blonde is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open and out she comes. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.
About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As the gals are getting away, the first blonde says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"
The second blonde said, "I did! I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," she replied. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
