kwyckemynd00
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Okay, okay...so, we have these friends of the family (sorta like likeable leeches) and often we support their nose-packing by giving them jobs painting, cleaning house, etc. My parents often go out of their way to find them other clients, etc, etc. Well, they're nice people, but extremely white trash and are total tweekers. The husband plays it off very well, he just looks grungy and thats it. But, the wife, she sounds like someone who is 95% def when she talks, and its very raspy and her mouth moves at 500 words per minute and her tongue flies side to side at an amazing rate when sh e laughs.
Anyway, my parents were in our pathetic excuse for a wading pool (its fit for thumbellina--its that small) and they invited these two people to jump in with 'em. They brought their bathing suits, etc and were all ready to go. Well, the husband jumps in and the wife is hesitant. She has her one piece suit on but is keeping her jean pants on. Everyone is saying "come on, hop on in..its warm!" and she keeps saying "nah, I"m okay...I don't feel like swimming". After about 5 minutes of harassing, she finally gives in and says:
"Well, actually a week or two ago [husband] told me he wanted me to wear something sexy to bed, so I cut the crotch out of my bathing suit".
hahaha, i about died laughing. i just can't imagine asking someone to wear something sexy to bed, and then cutting the crotch out of a single piece bathign suit. hahaahahaha. well, maybe you have to know the couple to find it funny, but to me, this was uderly hilarious when i heard this story and i had to share it
Anyway, my parents were in our pathetic excuse for a wading pool (its fit for thumbellina--its that small) and they invited these two people to jump in with 'em. They brought their bathing suits, etc and were all ready to go. Well, the husband jumps in and the wife is hesitant. She has her one piece suit on but is keeping her jean pants on. Everyone is saying "come on, hop on in..its warm!" and she keeps saying "nah, I"m okay...I don't feel like swimming". After about 5 minutes of harassing, she finally gives in and says:
"Well, actually a week or two ago [husband] told me he wanted me to wear something sexy to bed, so I cut the crotch out of my bathing suit".
hahaha, i about died laughing. i just can't imagine asking someone to wear something sexy to bed, and then cutting the crotch out of a single piece bathign suit. hahaahahaha. well, maybe you have to know the couple to find it funny, but to me, this was uderly hilarious when i heard this story and i had to share it
