Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
boo that one wasnt funny!:toofunny:chuck norris runs in fear from gixxer82
Ya becasue he still has stitches in his butthole from what you did to it 2 weeks ago.chuck norris runs in fear from gixxer82
Oh my god!!! hahahahahahaChuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
i think i just wet myself...........Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris puts the ‘laughter’ in ‘manslaughter.’
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Watch your mouth. Vin Diesel isnt worthy to sniff Chuck Norris farts.Chuck Norris sucks! YEA bring it on mofo's. This shyt was Vin Deisal a few years ago too...
Lame. Sorry guys but it just is at this point. :blink: :trout:
Ill fart on you Chuck Norris! :nutkick:Watch your mouth. Vin Diesel isnt worthy to sniff Chuck Norris farts.
Chuck Norris puts the ‘laughter’ in ‘manslaughter.’
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
lol i think this one is my new favourite.Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
these are the best off all time. LMFAO!Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
ROFL thats awesome!! I like Fred Thompson but Huckabee seems OK.I'm not a very political person, but this is a brilliant "policy message"! This one's for you Irish Cannon:
:toofunny:Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. We now refer to them as The Islands.
:rofl:Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees.
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