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[lukehayd]

also...a combo of dermacrine/formabolic makes a truely anabolic after shave lotion...just put hot towel over face for 2 minutes shave wash and apply...damn thats good stuff right there!!!

I hooked a prison guard buddy up with that combo. He said he's getting random wood like never before. Said he's scared it's gonna happen during a strip search. Lmbo!!!!

 

[thebigt]

I hooked a prison guard buddy up with that combo. He said he's getting random wood like never before. Said he's scared it's gonna happen during a strip search. Lmbo!!!!

don't know about happening during a strip search, lol.....BUT.... derma/forma is crazy good for libido!!!

 

[Tagger]

don't know about happening during a strip search, lol.....BUT.... derma/forma is crazy good for libido!!!

Hopefully it's a female prison lmao

 

[thebigt]

Hopefully it's a female prison lmao

from what i have heard that might not be a good thing either, of course it has to be better than the alternative, lol.

 

[lukehayd]

Hopefully it's a female prison lmao

Nope. There's some guys in there that ACT like females though.

 

[The Solution]

http://www.orbitnutrition.com/cart/olympus-labs-conqu3r-watermelon-20-servings.html

The only thing I was Conqu3ring was the tingling sensation making me resemble muhammed ali with my hand shaking.

 

[The Solution]

http://www.orbitnutrition.com/cart/lgi-fully-loaded-strawberry-limeade-30-servings.html

My 3 year old left me fully loaded on a coffee IV, after keeping me up all night because she drank my shaker cup she thought was kool-aid.

 

[The Solution]

http://www.orbitnutrition.com/cart/universal-nutrition-red-hot.html

A triple dose of Red Hot turned my digestive tract into a hot mess from a Forskolin overdose.

 

[Driven2lift]

http://www.orbitnutrition.com/cart/universal-nutrition-red-hot.html A triple dose of Red Hot turned my digestive tract into a hot mess from a Forskolin overdose.

Lol Using supps to induce diarrhea is one I thought might come up

Constipated? Try tripling your forskolin dose!

 

[The Solution]

Lol Using supps to induce diarrhea is one I thought might come up

Constipated? Try tripling your forskolin dose!

Feed yourself 6 quest bars in a day
120g of fiber = Done deal
BOOM

 

[kBrown]

Eviscerate
For when your ready to eviscerate the stool

 

[lukehayd]

http://www.orbitnutrition.com/cart/primaforce-max-cla-180soft-gels.html

I needed to clean some lime build-up out of my sink so I ordered some Max-CLA and scrubbed for about an hour with no success before I realized I needed CLR not CLA!

 

[rodefeeh]

Water Loss may also be used to soak up unwanted water from spills, leaks, etc. For each gallon of water, simply pour 1/4 tub of Water Loss on to it and watch the water vanish!

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[rodefeeh]

Pop a packet of Animal Test for guaranteed A's on any biology exam.

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[rodefeeh]

I-Load will increase your computer's Internet speed up to 5x. Open 10 capsules over your keyboard and sweep powder under the keys.

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[Driven2lift]

I-Load will increase your computer's Internet speed up to 5x. Open 10 capsules over your keyboard and sweep powder under the keys. http://www.orbitnutrition.com/cart/professional-supplements-i-load.html

Very unique entries!

 

[Hyde]

Lol that prison convo got a little rapey.... so true about too much Forskolin! But that's some great stuff at the right dose, on paper anyway.

 

[Hyde]

Anybody else want to add a shot of Olympus Labs' TransFORM to a beverage for an extra citrus kick??

 

[McCrew530]

Hopefully it's a female prison lmao

Mmm lady boner

 

[thebigt]

Mmm lady boner

i have heard some nasty stories about womens prisons....it's not just a bunch of good looking horny babes looking to get laid. stick to your imagination i am sure it is better than reality in this case, lol.

 

[CallItKarma]

This thread is cracking me up....lol

might not be entertaining, but here's one that's 100% serious

I use between 5-10 gs oximega fish oil every day!

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[Hyde]

This thread is cracking me up....lol

might not be entertaining, but here's one that's 100% serious

I use between 5-10 gs oximega fish oil every day!

I've been through spells where I've used 10g of fish oil/day for extended periods. Currently just taking 6 caps of a 3/6/9 omega blend. But that's def not out of line.

 

[abformulations]

3-6g is a good dose.

 

[Hyde]

3-6g is a good dose.

If you use the cheapo's you need a lot more to get the clinically efficacious doses of epa/dha. That's why Controlled Labs Oximega and other premium ones are nice. More expensive but when you factor in how much fewer you go through they're almost the same in price, and taking half the pills.

 

[abformulations]

If you use the cheapo's you need a lot more to get the clinically efficacious doses of epa/dha. That's why Controlled Labs Oximega and other premium ones are nice. More expensive but when you factor in how much fewer you go through they're almost the same in price, and taking half the pills.

I most definitely agree sir. oximega is good stuff so is there triad

 

[thebigt]

If you use the cheapo's you need a lot more to get the clinically efficacious doses of epa/dha. That's why Controlled Labs Oximega and other premium ones are nice. More expensive but when you factor in how much fewer you go through they're almost the same in price, and taking half the pills.

with as many bebefits as i get from fish oil i don't mind paying more for quality....

here is a tip a scientist friend at eli lily's told me long ago...when you open a bottle of fish oil use a needle or something sharp and bust 1 open, taste it to see if it is rancid-you will know if it is, trust me......one other tip---store fish oil in fridge once bottle is opened

 

[GoHardOrGoHme]

Professional Supplements I-Load

Take 3 serving of the hyperload matrix immediately prior for that special night you want to wow her

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[GoHardOrGoHme]

Muscle Pharm Assault, take the whole bottle mixed with grapefruit juice and inject into random stranger for instant felony charge. Possible with all flavors

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[NattyForLife]

with as many bebefits as i get from fish oil i don't mind paying more for quality.... here is a tip a scientist friend at eli lily's told me long ago...when you open a bottle of fish oil use a needle or something sharp and bust 1 open, taste it to see if it is rancid-you will know if it is, trust me......one other tip---store fish oil in fridge once bottle is opened

Thats why i take liquid fish oil!

 

[Hyde]

Thats why i take liquid fish oil!

Not because you're a masochist? lol

 

[NattyForLife]

Not because you're a masochist? lol

No! It taste lemony flavor!

 

[thebigt]

Thats why i take liquid fish oil!

omg...yuck!!!

 

[abformulations]

omg...yuck!!!

Breathe must smell good

 

[Hyde]

No! It taste lemony flavor!

I'ma trust you on that one bro :eek1:

 

[thebigt]

pes-'high volume'...make peter north look like a dribbler

 

[mixedup]

pes-'high volume'...make peter north look like a dribbler

Huh? Please explain I'm getting old

 

[BrianFitness]

Deep frying a protein bar during off season bulk!

http://www.orbitnutrition.com/cart/quest-nutrition-quest-natural-protein-bar.html

 

[Driven2lift]

Deep frying a protein bar during off season bulk! http://www.orbitnutrition.com/cart/quest-nutrition-quest-natural-protein-bar.html

Mmmm
Delicious idea

 

[abformulations]

Mmmm Delicious idea

Lol. I agree

 

[McCrew530]

Huh? Please explain I'm getting old

You know who peter north is right?

 

[mixedup]

You know who peter north is right?

Yeah but I looked up high volume and it looked like a pre workout so couldn't se the correlation

 

[Volvo140G]

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[Volvo140G]

Yeah but I looked up high volume and it looked like a pre workout so couldn't se the correlation

Dude is known for tossing thick, voluminous ropes.

 

[andrew732]

You know who peter north is right?

lol priceless

 

[The Solution]

If you use the cheapo's you need a lot more to get the clinically efficacious doses of epa/dha. That's why Controlled Labs Oximega and other premium ones are nice. More expensive but when you factor in how much fewer you go through they're almost the same in price, and taking half the pills.

Oxi-Omega i got on sale for 7$ a bottle, that is cheaper than buying the stuff cheap from walmart and about 2-3x the amount of EPA/DHA
Buy 1 get 1 free sale + 10% off coupno

keep your eye out on black friday/cyber monday.

 

[The Solution]

http://www.orbitnutrition.com/cart/nutrex-pro-gram-2.24-lbs.html

I tried injecting 1CC of Pro-Gram and I experienced no gains in the gym.

 

[The Solution]

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After spending 40$ on organic fruits and veggies I realized I wasted a ton of money for a gold feast.

 

[The Solution]

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Who needs Nerds, pixie sticks, or sour patch kids when you have intra-test to take my gains to another level.

 

[Driven2lift]

http://www.orbitnutrition.com/cart/lecheek-nutrition-intratest-xtreme.html Who needs Nerds, pixie sticks, or sour patch kids when you have intra-test to take my gains to another level.

Lol Bob still rollin' in good entries

I loved nerds as a kid, the green/purple mix pack

 

[NurseGray]

Lol Bob still rollin' in good entries

I loved nerds as a kid, the green/purple mix pack

I can never compete with bob on these things. He is the turtle and I always feel like the hair.